A longer collection of jokes and stories

A longer collection of jokes and stories

Jokes come from life, but they can make our life more joyful and happy. Now, CJ has compiled a longer set of joke stories for everyone. Let's laugh together.

A long list of jokes and stories:

1, roommate: I think the more strokes a name has, the more culture it has.

Me: In your opinion, is Li Bai literate or Li Kui jy literate?

2. Everyone knows the nickname of an alumnus? Flies? Today, when my brain was hot, I asked: I have known you for so many years and still don't know your real name?

Dude, take out your ID card weakly. Did I read it? Shi shangfei

3. A college entrance examination student in the group lamented: I failed the exam. . . I can't go to the same university as my boyfriend. . .

Our comfort: then long-distance love.

He: Well, I'd rather choose heterosexuality than long-distance love.

4. quarrel with your roommate

Roommate: Come and bite me!

Me: I'm not popular ~

Roommate: How can dogs not be popular?

Me: Because I pulled you!

5, junior high school students built a group, trying to pull all the students in the original class, but forgot how many people were in the class at that time.

When everyone was thinking hard, what did a classmate say? 54 people, I'm sure! At that time, I was always last, 54th! ?

Everyone unanimously passed, after all, this figure is too authoritative.

"A little longer" joke story set 2:

1, roommate:? You are worse than an animal! ?

Me:? I am not as good as you! ?

Roommate:? You are worse than an animal! ?

Me:? A little better than you! ?

Roommate:? You are an animal! ?

Me:? So I look like you! ?

2. Me: The most unpleasant thing in life is that the rubber band is too loose in two laps and too tight in three laps. When taking a bath, the switch will freeze to death to the left and burn to the right.

One bucket of instant noodles is not enough, and two buckets are too full. Buying shoes is 37% bigger and 36% smaller. Sleeping under a cold air-conditioned quilt, there are more friends than lovers.

Roommate: You won't change a brand of rubber band, will you? You're not going to wash the bucket backwards, are you? Can't you put an egg in the bucket? Don't you know there are half a size shoes now?

You won't turn on the air conditioner and only cover the upper body, will you? If you can't catch up with others, you have to make up an excuse yourself, and your lover is not full!

Me: Shit. . .

There were many gangsters in junior high school. One day, I met a group of people: how dare you fucking bump my shirt! Don't want to live?

Me: Big Brother, are we both wearing school uniforms?

Another gangster on the side is impatient: it's an honor to beat you and help you find a reason! ?

4. Roommate A: If you are ugly, you should read more books.

Roommate B: What if books don't appeal to you?

Because smoking is not allowed in school, I smoke secretly in the toilet every time.

I went shopping today and smoked one outside the school. Suddenly I felt that the smell of smoke was wrong, so I asked my roommate if he felt the same way.

2B Roommate said: It doesn't smell like a toilet ~

I'm speechless. . .

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