Changde dialect joke

Saying a county magistrate with a strong accent in Hunan went to the village to make a report:

"Rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! "

Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!"

Now, please talk to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" "

Comrades, that's enough for today. Let's make a big bowl! )

"Don't be pickles, I pick up a shit to lick for you. . . "

Don't talk, I'll tell you a story. . . )

Taoyuan dialect is very strange and has a high ending. For example, "ju" is pronounced "pig".

Go to the propaganda department of the county party Committee first and contact the personnel bureau for an interview. The propaganda department called me to make an appointment and put me on speakerphone.

Propaganda Department: "Hello, are you a pig? (Personnel Bureau) "

The other party: "No, you are mistaken. I am not a person but a pig (Personnel Bureau), and my mother is a pig (Grain Bureau). "

I tried to hold back my laughter and my stomach hurt.

The next day, I attended the briefing of the county government. Roll call before the meeting.

Moderator: "Which units have arrived?"

So the participants signed up one by one:

"I am a wild boar (Public Security Bureau)."

"My name is Pig (Education Bureau)."

"I am a pig (post office)."

"I am a typical pig (telecommunications bureau)

The second paragraph;

Multiple choice question:

1. "Which door?" It means (10)

A.where is this man?

2. "True Korea" means (10)

A. True colors B. The only thrill C. Today D. This morning

3. When someone tells you that you are too happy to make it, "happy" here means (10).

A. It's okay. B. Why doesn't C like D affirmation?

4. "Old solution" means (10)

A. Sister B. People's Liberation Army C. Her husband D. Sister's husband

5. "Wan An" means (10 point).

A. We B. Complete C. Place name D. Safety

6. What is the meaning of "hitting the stick" (10 score)

A. roll a stick B. hit the wall C. despise a person and call him stupid D. fail

7. Running beard is an excellent gambling project in Changde. What is "eight pieces" (10 points)?

A. Eight dollars B. Re-running (twice running or lifting) C. Specially referring to "small ten" D. Cheaters

Running beard is an excellent gambling project in Changde. What is a "thousand sons"?

(10)

A. Eight dollars B. Re-running (twice running or lifting) C. Specially referring to "small ten" D. Cheaters

True or false:

1. "Eat" in Changde dialect should be pronounced "Jiu". (4 points)

A.yes, b no.

2. "True City", is it a place name? (4 points)

A.yes, b no.

3. Do you mean "embarrassed"? (4 points)

A.yes, b no.

4. The operating condition of a company is usually "performance", so in Changde words, is it "poor performance"? (4 points)

A.yes, b no.

5. Is Uncle Pig a derogatory term for farmers in Changde? (4 points)

A.yes, b no.