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1. I still remember when I was a child, my teacher found me playing with my mobile phone in class and didn't come back until I had a holiday. Turn on the phone and find that all the games you play have been emptied!

Please don't giggle when I am angry. I will laugh with you when you laugh. I'm still angry. Would you please respect me?

3. Women nowadays don't know what's wrong. If you use a mobile phone camera as a mirror, you still have to open your face. Is it still you?

I ran a kilometer in the sports meeting. I drank many kinds of energy drinks and wore a brand-name sportswear. As a result, I sprained my ankle while warming up!

5. "Husband, buy this or that?" I got up silently and paid for two clothes. Well, according to my years of experience, this is not a multiple-choice question at all!

6. I finally know why most people choose to get a haircut and change their hair style when they are lovelorn, because after a haircut, you will find that lovelorn is not a trivial matter.

7. It is said that the wind is like a mother's hand, caressing us gently. Damn, today's wind is like a stepmother's hand, pulling it to death with its mouth open.

8. Dad taught me: "Don't be cheated by men. Don't believe what men say. " For a while, I didn't know whether I should listen to my father or not. Do you think I should listen?

I just made a very risky investment. If I succeed, I can make hundreds of millions at once. If I fail, my two dollars will go to Shui Piao.

10. "Don't ask me if I am single dog in the future. It is illegal for us immortals to fall in love with mortals! " "I depend, now single dog can evolve into a growling dog?"

1 1. When I was a child, I made an appointment with someone. I called six people, and there were a dozen or twenty people across the street. It's not that I'm bragging ... I was crying the loudest.

12. Some people are disgusting. They know that they have someone and paste them on others, just like fools. Can't you come to me? I'm not dating anyone!

13. A few years ago, I joined a single group of 300 people. We agreed that whoever had a boyfriend would quit the league. Later ... I actually became the owner of the group.

14. Mom: "Look, your room is like a pigsty. You still don't clean up! " Me: "Have you ever seen a pig tidy up the house? Aren't they all cleaned up by pig farmers! "

15. I found that I was very shy. A beautiful girl who just walked in front of me dropped her purse, and I didn't have the courage to tell her when I picked it up.

16. It rained heavily here the other day, and the houses were flooded, which scared me to death. Fortunately, my wife saved my life. If she hadn't filled the air, I might have died.

17. Many friends in the circle of friends, both men and women, are calling themselves babies. How old are you? Still shameless? I am the only baby!

18. Mosquito and I are very good friends. We often play hide and seek. If it wins, it will suck my blood. If I win, it will kill it.

19. Go out for beef hotpot with a foodie. This product said beef tendon is the best, and then I got a big piece. As a result, I was still chewing the beef tendon until I paid the bill.

Psychologists have said that the more you show off, the more you lack. But how do I feel that they show off their wealth is money, show their love is people, and do tourism in scenic spots!