What are the jokes that can kill people?

The pig asked his mother sadly, Mom, am I so stupid? Mother pig comforted the pig and said, silly son, you are not stupid. The person reading this news is more stupid than you!

Xiao Lv said to the donkey's mother, "Mom, someone sent me a harassing message. Can I come back? " Mother Donkey said, "Only pigs will come back. If it is a donkey, we will not return. "

I want to blow with you, but I'm afraid of rain. I want to go swimming with you, but I'm afraid of the envious eyes of others. I want to watch a movie with you, but I'm afraid of checking in. I said, no dogs.

The kid next door finally vowed to lose weight-at the graduation job fair, someone said to him, "Sorry, buddy, you blocked my cell phone signal."

The most beautiful thing in the world is the process, the most difficult to know each other and wait, the happiest thing is true love, the most afraid of misunderstanding, the most regrettable thing is to miss it, and the happiest thing is to have you as a good friend.

Mom, despite your objection, I still can't forget him. I only have eyes for him. Silly boy, don't fall in love. We are mice, but he is a mouse.

I used to think that if I didn't know you, I wouldn't be so miserable, but now I know that if I don't have this, I will lose everything because I love you.

I was bent on winning money, my eyes were red, my food was tasteless, my limbs were weak, I abandoned five merchants, I could not recognize my six relatives, I was so angry that I borrowed money everywhere, and I was deeply mired in the mire for nine (long) years, which was 100% disaster.

The soldier called the officer: report to the officer that the enemy is too cunning and their hiding place is unexpected. The village chief replied: Idiot! Shoot at places you don't expect!

You gently lean on me, your slender hands touch my tender skin, and your gentle mouth sucks my body fluids until you are satisfied and float away! Oh, damn mosquitoes