"Xiao Er, have a cup of loneliness." "I'm sorry, guest, but there are only empty ones left in our shop." "Let's have a drink." Excuse me! Sir, it's sold out.

"Xiao Er, have a cup of loneliness." "I'm sorry, guest, but there are only empty rooms in our shop." Let's have a drink. "I'm sorry Guest, it's sold out. Why don't I give you a cup of loneliness you usually drink? " . "No, I've been drinking for five years, and today I want to change my taste. No happiness? " "Yes, it is parallel imports." "Is it true?" "Yesterday there was a fake, buy one get one free for him. As you know, it's really worthless these days. There's nothing I can do but give it as a gift. " "Forget it, then come to true love." "Guest, don't embarrass me. You know there is no such thing in the market. It has been out of stock for many years, but I heard that there are already things on the black market and the price is very high. " "Alas ... I haven't drunk that stuff for many years, and I have forgotten what it tastes like." "Guest, I advise you not to drink that kind of thing. It tastes good, but it is easy to leave sequelae. " "How do you know? Did you drink it? " "I'd rather drink Sanlu than that. I just heard from other guests. Guest, if not, have a glass of heartless. Recently, this model has sold well, and many guest officials like to drink it. " "Ha ha! Is it? Didn't they like to drink heartlessly a while ago?

What a change in taste. ""This is popular in the market recently. " "oh! Forget it. I'm not good at that. Do you have a lover? " "yes." "Come on, give me more promises." "Now all the promises are false." "How much is that confidant?" "This is valuable, one for one." "Come on, oh! By the way, another love, I want to take it home to feed the pigs. "

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