English self-introduction and English jokes

Boy, the English class representative is really crazy. Does Sister Rui really want to make up English crazily? It's okay to lose that 0.5 point ... let me do you a favor. ....

The first flight, the first flight.

Mr. Johnson has never been on an airplane before. He has read many books about flying accidents, so one day, when a friend suggested taking him for a ride in his own small plane, Mr. Johnson was worried about whether he would accept it. However, in the end, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.

Mr. Johnson has never flown before. He has read many reports about flying accidents. So one day, when a friend invited him to take his own small plane, Mr. Johnson was too worried to accept it. However, due to friends' constant assurance of flight safety, Mr. Johnson was finally persuaded and boarded the plane.

His friend started the engine and began to slide on the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson heard that the most dangerous part of the flight is take-off and landing, so he was very scared and closed his eyes.

His friend started the engine and began to slide on the airport runway. Mr. Johnson heard that the most dangerous things in flight are take-off and landing, so he closed his eyes in fear.

A minute or two later, he opened his eyes again, looked out of the window and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they? "

After a minute or two, he opened his eyes and looked out of the window. Then he said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they? "

"These are ants," his friend answered. "We are still on the ground." "Those are ants," his friend answered. "We are still on the ground!"