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Funny slogans for novices on the road
1, older female driver, take care!
2, super melon debut.
3, people are old and new, stay away from me!
4. Novice (female).
5. You are a master.
6, will not go uphill, be careful!
7. Alto: Don't bully me, my brother is Audi.
8, the novice hand tide, the more urging.
9, female driver+running-in+first time = devil Prada.
10, see this line, your car is too close to me.
1 1, it's urgent if you can't open it!
12, sweaty palms.
13, the old car is broken and is running in.
14, taxi: overhaul, welcome to overtake!
15, a little face is stuck: a middle face.
16, the new car is on the road, with a killer inside.
17, once I saw an aunt driving a car with a sign behind her: "Think of me as a red light."
18, won't hang up after the first gear, skilled.
19, the brake throttle is not clear, it works!
20, don't look at me, look at the road!
2 1, you are in a hurry, you go first.
22. I am the meat, and the car is the mill. Everyone calls us "meat buns". Delicious! Don't taste it!
23, driving experience for two years, the first time to touch the car! It's up to you.
24. Dare to cross my head!
25, too slow? You go to be an astronaut!
26. This car has the same basic configuration as a tank except fire control!
27. Who can tell me where the brakes are? Urgent!
28. The last steam locomotive in China that can run on the road!
29. What are you doing to me? Be careful, I put it upside down.
30, the driver easily settled the super Saiyan, it's up to him!
3 1, the displacement of the modified car is 8. 0 (solar V 12)
32. It is forbidden to fart inside the car, and it is free outside.
33. Don't bully me, I have practiced the golden bell jar!
34, tank killer-newcomers are not afraid
35. Although the car is old, people are new.
36. I am blind ...
Don't kiss me, I'm afraid of "repairing"
38, driving school expelled, self-taught; Novice driver, good at braking suddenly!
39. "Move obstacles, please go around! ! ! "
40, novices on the road, brake at any time, slide uphill, don't get close!
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