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Guailaoshi primary school composition
Our teacher is really a strange teacher. After being transferred to our class last year, I was ready to bear a large amount of homework. The strange teacher not only didn't leave a lot of homework, but also taught strangely. Alas, maybe he has some secrets! The following is the composition I compiled for you by the strange teacher in primary school, hoping to help you. The strange teacher's primary school composition (1)
This semester, we changed a teacher, who is a well-known teacher in the whole school-Miss yan wang.
This teacher is recognized as a strange teacher in the whole school. Do you believe it? Listen to me slowly ...
My classmates in the cram school used to have other classes. I heard her say that teachers are weird, looking at teachers is even weirder, and contacting teachers is the weirdest. Once, when the "strange teacher" finished the class, he left us exercises. When we were absorbed in doing exercises, suddenly there was a shout-"Ah, not bad!" I was scared to the ground. Who else could it be? Of course, it is a "strange teacher". I saw the teacher holding a classmate's notebook and still saying, "OK, the handwriting is good". And when he saw our surprise, he was still wondering, "What's wrong with you?" Come on, teacher, you scared me. There is another strange thing about the "strange teacher", that is: once, when I was practicing in a class at the same table, the teacher came over and picked up her notebook without saying anything, and looked at it carefully: "This problem is wrong, do it again!" However, the book at the same table dropped two pages because the teacher suddenly took it. Teacher, you won't tell me in advance?
What's up? Is our teacher weird enough? Strange teacher's primary school composition (2)
I have a teacher who is "very strange".
the first monster, he looks strange. He is tall and embarrassed, with a square face, a pair of small and intense eyes embedded in his face, and two faint eyebrows on it; There is a pair of glasses on the high upturned nose; A small but eloquent mouth, and a pair of big ears.
the second monster, his name is weird. The first time he gave us a class, he gave us a strange self-introduction. He said, "My name is the same as today's weather. It rained for a while." His words made us confused: there was a shower today, but does this have anything to do with his name? Suddenly, Su Chang inexplicably said three words: "Xia Zhenyu". We turned all our eyes to her. She explained: "I mean the teacher's name is Xia Zhenyu." The teacher said; "You got it right." "Sloppy", the whole class laughed, and there was Xia Zhenyu (showering). That's a strange name.
The third weirdo, his strange words, once in class, all the students in the class were whispering. Therefore, Mr. Xia mysteriously said, "Children's Day is coming soon. As for me, I want to send a mysterious gift package to the students who behave well. The" gift "is to copy the text and only send it to the students who speak! This trick really works. " No one in the class speaks any more!
There are many strange things about Teacher Xia, and I can't finish talking for days. I can only say: "Teacher Xia is so strange! Strange teacher's primary school composition (3)
Our Chinese teacher, Miss Wang, is very beautiful in appearance. He is tall, with small eyes and long thick black hair. But she is a "strange teacher".
as soon as I entered the fifth grade, I was ready to take a train job. Who knows that the first day of school has passed, and the second day has passed. Until the third day, the class teacher, Mr. Wang, just left a few homework and read extra-curricular books. I'm thinking: I just started school! Of course there won't be too much homework. However, after another month or so, the homework is still very little. They are all in the fifth grade, and they will graduate in another year. Isn't that class a "head hanging beam"? The homework in our class is unscientific. Have you ever taught fifth grade with Mr. Wang? Don't look like it! She is very experienced in teaching, and she came in the fourth grade. Strange! I shook my head very puzzled.
The books recommended by Mr. Wang are also strange, all of which I don't like to read. Once, the teacher left a notebook in the classroom. I looked at it curiously and remembered what the students had taken away by the teacher. Why does the teacher remember this?
It seems that I have got to know Miss Wang, whom we live together day and night, again, and I think she is strange and lovely! Strange teacher's primary school composition (4)
When the English teacher at school saw us, he kept saying, "Your pronunciation is not standard, repeat it!" I know she is doing us good, but her tone of voice is poor and she is impatient, just like how stupid we are, which makes us lose confidence more and more.
When we were tested on spelling, we kept urging to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. . . . . 。” It's too stressful for everyone to spell. If she gets angry, it will be even worse. She will threaten us with horrible games. I don't know why she came up with these strange ways to teach us and made us dislike English at all.
There is a teacher in our English class who is even funnier. She is not a teacher in our class. She just keeps coming to give us lessons. She is not only wordy, but also impolite, even if she doesn't want to talk to her. I wish she only cared about her own class. I don't want to be in her charge at all.
My teachers are very kind to me. Only this is a bit strange. I hope they can get rid of their own problems, and then I will be very happy! Strange teacher's primary school composition (5)
From grade one to grade five, I have come into contact with too many teachers, but there is still one teacher who puzzles me, sometimes harsh and sometimes humorous. He is our current Chinese teacher-Miss Ding.
most of the boys in our class like to put in a few words when the teacher is talking about it with relish, and refute it when the teacher criticizes others. At this time, the teacher will show his killer weapon-the super "teacher" of the great bionic technology, which often yells students who are several meters away from him out of the classroom. If one trick doesn't work, the teacher will have to do two tricks, which is his unique skill of "swatting mosquitoes at night". The strange thing about this trick is that.
Of course, the teacher has the opposite side. Sometimes, when the electric mosquito swatter is out of power, the teacher has to work hard with his mouth. This verbal kung fu is not a waste of breath, because he can't use his unique skills. At this time, he will scold them with contempt and often add some jokes that make people laugh. Of course, this is only because he is helpless to us. After class, he is like an old urchin, sometimes Doby and I, and sometimes we show our heroic posture on the table tennis table with our classmates. Make everyone like him and be afraid of him.
This is my teacher, a strange teacher who is unpredictable. However, without him, we wouldn't have so much laughter.
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