What do you think is just a joke, but it turns out to be true?

When I was a child, I played at my classmate's house. While I was playing, his father appeared. My classmate shouted "Dad". When I was nervous, I should be called "uncle", but I was called "dad". Later, I never went to this classmate's house again.

When I was in primary school, my mother picked me up from school by bike. I sat in the back seat with my schoolbag on my back. Later, I passed a motorcycle, and the rearview mirror of the motorcycle caught my schoolbag belt. I hung it on my motorcycle and watched my mother ride away.

When I was a child, my neighbor was an uncle, more than ten years older than me. He always likes to tease me. Every time he makes me cry, he laughs happily. I remember he still made me cry and laugh. My mother heard my cry and saw that he was still smiling, so she threw the leftover sweet potato target at him. Coincidentally, it happened to be thrown into his mouth. He stopped laughing, so did I.

I learned to dance when I was a child, and I happened to change my teeth. I jumped and my teeth fell out because I panicked when I fell to the ground. Then I picked up my teeth and stuffed them in my mouth. I still can't forget the way people look at me.

In junior high school, I especially liked playing basketball. Conditions were not good at that time. I am wearing the kind of cloth shoes that my aunt is wearing now. Once playing basketball, a sole was trampled off, so many people in the street saw a fool dragging a shoe with only an upper and no sole.

Once in high school, I accidentally fell asleep in class, dreaming and talking in my sleep: Teacher Wang, stay where you are. At this time, Mr. Wang is giving a lecture. Look back at me. The whole class looked at me, dead silent.