The invincible legend of Wang Fugui

(It is necessary to declare that this is an article for the purpose of making fun, and the content is ridiculous, just for everyone to laugh. If there is any similarity ... I'll serve you. )

(1)

Wang Fugui's fighting capacity is extremely high.

Wang Fugui was in an invincible position by competing with the first-year master for three days and three nights. After being besieged, in the face of more than a dozen first-year masters, he didn't change his face, and finally got away with it, which became famous for World War I. After the crime of primary school submitted, Wang Fugui politely refused. When this happened, Wang Fugui became famous again.

That crime-solving primary school is a sacred place in the hearts of countless people, and the people inside are all geniuses. And Zhang Ritian, as the first person in the primary school, is a genius among geniuses.

After Wang Fugui refused, the physical education teachers, ideological teachers, life teachers, teachers of languages, mathematics, foreign languages and other subjects held an emergency meeting. This paper mainly discusses two viewpoints, namely, the idea of getting rid of Wang Fugui, which is mainly based on physical education teachers, and the idea of increasing recruitment efforts, which is mainly based on Chinese, math and foreign teachers. The physical education teacher is the person with the highest fighting power except the principal in the primary school, and most teachers support him. So the meeting decided to secretly assassinate Wang Fugui.

Wang Fugui was born in poverty, and herded cattle for his family since childhood. When he brought the cow home again in the evening, the wind suddenly blew and there was a rustling sound in the grass. Wang Fugui smiled contemptuously and walked on. When he came to a dark forest, there was fog in the forest again. Wang Fugui smiled again and snorted: "It's a detour! Stop hiding, why don't you come out and fight me head-on. "

Then, five people in third-grade school uniforms came out of the fog.

Wang Fugui added, "I know your intentions. It's getting late. Let's go together. Don't waste my time. I haven't sent the cow home yet!"

At this moment, the leader in the third-grade school uniform said, "Wang Fugui, you are taking a crazy break! Do you know who we are? "

"Hum, I don't care who you are! After today, it is destined to be a group of nameless ghosts. "

"Ha ha, Wang Fugui, you are really crazy! You are proud enough to die at the hands of our five tigers. " Led by the man said again.

"Don't talk fast! Let me see your skills earlier. " Wang Fugui said, with a set of complicated tricks. This is actually an entry-level eye exercise, which is divided into four types.

However, this skill is a rotten street skill that everyone knows, but it has a little charm after it is put into practice by Wang Fugui.

"It seems that we should take eye exercises seriously. If he is not removed today, there will be endless troubles in the future. " Say that finish, five people lined up, display a set of converging attack array-the second set of national primary and secondary school students broadcast gymnastics! Although five people also learned this exercise, they cooperated tacitly, and at that time Wang Fugui was trapped.

They thought that Wang Fugui was helpless and was about to launch a deadly "running and jumping movement", but Wang Fugui's posture, footwork and techniques became complicated ...

In a short while, they broke their "second set of national broadcast gymnastics for primary and secondary school students"! Some of them exclaimed, "This, this, this is the third set of broadcast gymnastics for primary and secondary school students in China! His understanding is so amazing that if he is allowed to grow up, it will definitely affect the status of Brother Sun Tian. "

The five people were forced to retreat by Wang Fugui, and they were just getting a break. Without hesitation, the five people took out the whistles given to them by the PE teacher before they left. When they blew the whistle together, the noise was loud, but Wang Fugui was not affected at all. It is reasonable to say that under the sound of this whistle, everyone will be confused and involuntarily lift their legs and kick forward, shouting: 1, 2, 3, 4. But Wang Fugui didn't respond, which made five people feel very scared.

Wang Fugui looked bleak and said, "If there is a way in heaven, you can't go, but if there is no way in hell, you have to rush in!"! If you want to kill me, you will only be sent a few wannabe. Today, you must come back. "

said, and took out something from his pocket. The other party is frightened, this is a red scarf!

"I know why he is not influenced by the whistle. It turns out that there are such treasures. It's just that this red scarf is for young pioneers only. Does it mean that ... he has secretly joined the Young Pioneers? "

Another person whispers: "But he is only a kindergarten middle class. Is his talent really so high? In our crime-breaking primary school, only brother Sun Tian joined the Young Pioneers! "

"You know it's too late, and you're still so wordy when you die! Are all your primary schools at this level? What a pity to die! Die. " Finally, Wang Fugui solemnly put on a red scarf, and behind him, there was a burst of light, illuminating half of the forest. The combat power has also been improved countless times in an instant. Just with a punch, five people were crushed and climbed to the ground, unable to move. Wang Fugui, on the other hand, jumped on the cow's back like an innocent person, and the cow slowly carried him home.

(2)

When Zhang Ritian heard about this incident, he flew into a rage and angrily tore off the red scarf from his neck. Seeing that the situation was not good, the younger brother immediately went forward and tore a pack of spicy strips. Zhang Ritian drew one from it, chewed it carefully, paced thoughtfully, and murmured, "I didn't expect this Wang Fugui to be so powerful. I must meet him! I don't believe this, I will use the tricks I have learned in these years to fight back and not defeat him! "

The younger brother couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva when he smelled the spicy strips, and asked, "Do you need me to find a PE teacher to help?"

Zhang Ritian was furious again: "Joke! Who else do I need to deal with a mere wild boy? Don't you know my power! " Zhang Ritian carefully tied the red scarf again. "I must have torn his boy's red scarf myself!"

There is no sunshine this day. Look at the wind direction, Zhang Ritian. It's good. You can play. A group of primary school students were gathered, some with Chinese textbooks and some with math textbooks, which were their weapons. Zhang Ritian had planned everything, even knowing when and what moves to use. Zhang Ritian rode his beloved little bike to lead the way in front, which was awesome! The red scarf flutters in the wind, and it is even more envious.

just after Wang Fugui left school, Zhang ritian and others arrayed themselves without saying anything. They all launched a big move, saying, "beginning of life is good in nature, similar in nature, and far away from each other in learning ..."

Wang Fugui knew something was wrong when he was surprised. Fortunately, he knew how to crack this little skill of carving insects, and made a deep horse stance just look: "Heaven and earth are mysterious and yellow, and the universe is vast ..."

Zhang Ritian sneered, and he really didn't guess wrong! Drink loudly: "Change the array! On the second round of attacks. Wang Fugui, you can't beat me! "

Pupils immediately changed their Chinese textbooks into math textbooks, and read them in unison: "One faucet feeds 5 cubic meters of water per hour, and the other faucet delivers 4 cubic meters of water per hour. If both faucets are turned on at the same time ..."

Wang Fugui suddenly took a step back before he went to the middle class. Even a genius, he had never seen such a profound topic! When Zhang Ritian was so proud that he was about to scream, a woman suddenly appeared in front of him, screaming: "The mass of a car is 3N, assuming it is pulled horizontally on an absolutely smooth horizontal plane ..."

Then he smiled back at Wang Fugui and made Wang Fugui's longing for love ripple.

"Xiaohong, why are you here?"

"Brother Wang, leave it alone. I know you are poor at math, and I came to save you."

"Xiaohong ..." Wang Fugui's gratitude to Xiaohong is beyond words.

Zhang Ritian was forced at that time. Why did she kill a woman halfway? It seems that Wang Fugui and I are classmates. He sensed that things were not good. The woman's skill was obviously above him, so she jumped on her bike and ran away. The other younger brothers were even more afraid, dropping their books and running away. Wang Fugui and Xiaohong looked at each other, and everything was in their eyes.

After a long time, Wang Fugui said, "Xiaohong, it's good to have a deskmate like you ..."

Xiaohong said, "Hum, don't hurry home and do the addition and subtraction within 1 steps assigned by the teacher! I won't let you copy mine tomorrow. "

(3)

"Rinrin bell ..." The bedside alarm clock shouted loudly.

"Fugui, Fugui, get up! Today is the first day of the new semester, so don't be late! " A gentle voice echoed in Wang Fugui's ear.

Wang Fugui opened his lazy eyes and found his mother squatting by the bed and smiling at him. Wow, I had another wonderful dream! I'm good, even better than the Monkey King!

Wang Fugui asked, "Is Xiaohong from Uncle Li's house next door with me?"

"Yes ..."

Wang Fugui stood up and looked forward to this day.