High school English three-minute joke

Mr. Lu Xun's essays, like jokes, leap into association, make abstract things simple and interesting, and make people subtly understand the author's main idea in jokes. The following is a three-minute joke I brought to senior high school English. Welcome to read!

High school English three-minute joke

Have confidence, have confidence.

This is a story about a monastery in Europe, which is located on a cliff hundreds of feet high.

There is a story about a monastery in Europe that stands hundreds of feet above a cliff.

The only way to get to the monastery is to be hung in a basket, pulled by several monks with all their strength and pulled to the top.

Arrive at the monastery. The only way is to be hung in a basket and dragged to the top of the mountain by several monks with all their strength.

Obviously, it is terrible to climb a steep cliff in a basket.

Obviously, climbing a steep cliff in a basket is quite scary.

A tourist became very nervous when he climbed halfway because he noticed that the rope hanging him was old and broken.

About halfway through, a passenger noticed that the rope hanging him was old and broken, and he felt extremely nervous.

In a trembling voice, he asked the monks sitting in the basket with him how often they changed the rope.

In a trembling voice, he asked the monks riding in the basket with him how often they changed the rope.

The monk thought for a moment and abruptly replied, "Whenever it breaks down."

The monk thought for a moment and then replied rudely:? The rope is broken. ?

Three Minutes Jokes in Senior High School English Volume II

Go shopping.

Our supermarket is selling boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know is going to stock up.

Our supermarket is auctioning boneless chicken breast at a low price, and a lady I know plans to buy more.

However, in the shop, she was disappointed to find that there were only a few prepackaged poultry.

However, when she arrived at the butcher shop, she was disappointed because she found only a little prepackaged chicken.

So she complained to the butcher.

So she complained to the butcher.

"Don't worry, madam," he said.

He said:? Miss, don't worry,

"I'll pack some more trays and get them ready for you when you finish shopping."

When you have finished shopping, I will pack more plates for you and get them ready. ?

After several aisles, my friend heard the butcher's voice from the public address system:

After visiting several aisles, my friend heard the butcher rumbling from the public address system.

"Would the lady who wants breast enhancement please meet me at the back of the store?"

? Will the lady who wants big breasts meet me at the back of our shop?

High school English three-minute joke

Why?

A cemetery keeper was patrolling when he saw a man lying on the grave.

? A cemetery keeper was on patrol when he saw a man lying on the grave.

Sobbing loudly and beating your chest on the ground,

Cry loudly and hit the ground with your fist. He said sadly:

"Why do you have to die? Oh, why? Why? Why? " He exclaimed.

"Why do you have to die? Oh, why? Why? Why?

"The death of a loved one is a terrible loss." The venue manager comforted,

The cemetery keeper comforted him and said? The death of a loved one is a terrible loss.

"But one day, the pain will pass."

But one day, the pain will pass. ?

"Love one?" The weeping man looked up and said.

The crying man looked up at him and said, relatives?

"I don't even know that man."

I don't even know this man. ?

"Then why are they all tears?"

"Then why are you crying?"

"He is my wife's first husband!"

"He is my wife's first husband! ?

Chapter 4: Three Minutes Jokes in Senior High School English

Interview in job interview

At the end of the job interview,

At the end of the job interview,

The recruiter asked a young engineer who had just graduated from Cambridge.

The director of human resources asked a young engineer who had just graduated from Cambridge Bridge:

"What is your starting salary?"

? How much starting salary do you want?

The engineer said, "A year is about140,000 dollars, which depends on the welfare treatment."

The engineer said: a year is about140 thousand, depending on the overall welfare. ?

The interviewer said, "Well, what do you think of a five-week holiday?

The interview supervisor said:? Well, a five-week vacation,

14 paid vacation, full medical and dental care,

14 days paid vacation, full subsidy for medical and dental treatment,

The company matches the retirement fund with 50% of the salary,

A company with a salary of 50% is relative to a pension fund.

Rent a company car every two years, for example, a red Mercedes-Benz sports car? "

What do you think of the company renting a car every two years, such as a red Mercedes-Benz sports car?

The engineer sat up straight and said:

The engineer sat up straight and said,

"wow! Are you kidding? "

? Wow! Are you kidding?

The interviewer replied, "Yes, but you started it."

The interview supervisor replied:? That's right. But you started it. ?