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Scene description: composition boasting
Therefore, piggy must be careful when he listens carefully in the animal school and does his homework at home! Whether it is gentle spring, hot summer, autumn with fragrant fruits or bitter winter, many people insist on going to school. Finally, in the spring of the third year, Duoduo became a learned doctor, remembered the hateful Beibei fox, and immediately got up to teach Beibei fox a lesson.
Look, Toto, a pig, wearing a pair of fancy glasses, a black suit, a handsome tie around his neck and a pair of bare funny shoes. He swaggered into Beibei's house. Beibei, a fox, is playing with the little white rabbit that his mother just caught. When he saw a lot of clothes, he boasted, "I am a learned fox!" Well, the ability to catch animals is also very high. Look, this is the rabbit I caught! " Piggy listened, adding fuel to the fire, but pretended to be calm and said, "Really?" Well, now you get me some sika deer, I'm starving! Here is the money. Pass the animal money to Beibei. Beibei has to go out. "Hey, if I know this, why should I?" I finally got a few small sika deer from the tiger king with sweet words, and was stumped by a lot of casual questions: "Is the potato hanging on the tree?" Or planted underground? "Beibei was anxious when she heard this, but the words have been exported and cannot be taken back! I can only pretend to be sure and guess one: "in the tree!" " "No, underground! "Duo Duo smiled and said," Well, let's ask ten people to comment. I was wrong. After five years as a servant, you are wrong. Give me all your food! " "Gamble on it!" Beibei fox said involuntarily.
One, two, three and four all said underground, and the last one said, "underground, of course!" " "Beibei suddenly lost her mind, plopped down on the ground, her eyes shining with golden flowers, and she couldn't get up anymore.
People who don't have real talent and learning can't brag about themselves everywhere, otherwise they will be laughed at and even looked down upon!
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