The encyclopedia of workplace slang-excerpt

You don't have to be busy to understand workplace slang.

Ordinary employees (not too smart) are excellent (have not made mistakes yet), good at socializing (can drink)

Long-term vision (always procrastinating work), excellent eloquence (can talk nonsense), strong communication skills (often talking on the phone)

Practical and loyal (it is difficult to find a job elsewhere).

enterprising (secretly harmful), easygoing (can be dismissed at any time), model employee (on time for work)

Strong observation ability (often snitches), enthusiastic work attitude (opinionated), quick thinking (able to find excuses quickly)

Good at releasing pressure (dozing off at work), the first job (ugly without appointment), and strong ability to work independently (no one knows he is here) Clear logic in complex work (able to delegate work to others) and strong judgment (good luck)

Original: Yes, we should discuss it. (Note: Alas! What stupid meeting is going to be held again! )

Maybe I can work overtime to get things done. (Note: How long do you want me to work? Do you want to live or not? )

I'm not sure whether this can be implemented. (Note: This is nonsense. )

Original: Really? (Note: Nonsense! )

Sorry, I didn't take part in this project. (Note: Leave me alone. What does this matter have to do with me? )

original: well, this is very interesting. (Note: What is this! )

He may not be familiar with this matter. (Note: His head is filled with paste! )

original: So you are not satisfied with this work? (Note: Damn it, what do you want to find fault with? )

Original: Maybe you can ask other people's opinions. (Note: You wait and see who will talk to you! )

original: of course I am also very concerned. (Note: Who has time to take care of this! )

Original: My workload at hand may be a little too heavy. (Note: I get this little salary. Do you want to kill me? )

original: I will try to insert this matter into the work progress. (Note: Why didn't your boy explain earlier? )

I like to accept challenges. (Note: What a lousy job this is! )

original: you may not understand it yet. (Note: Are you out of your mind? )

original: I understand, I understand. (Note: What on earth is this guy talking about? )

original: think about it. (Note: What else is there to consider? ) Spider website: refers to the kind of website that has not been updated for a long time and seems to be covered with cobwebs.

low-hanging fruit: an easy goal to achieve. Before humans appeared, baboons with high IQ were surviving by picking low-hanging fruits.

cowshed: a narrow space where every employee "lives" in a modern office.

cube farm: an office room containing many "cow pens".

good job: when someone asks you, is your job a good job or a good job? Will you become numb?

is there a difference between "good" and "good"? Sure. Good is the abbreviation of "get-out-of-debt", which means "paying off debts". Some people are engaged in well-paid jobs, but only to pay off their debts. Once paid, he will leave; People who are engaged in "good" jobs will not leave because of money. This is the difference between "good" and "good".

telephone number salary: 8-figure salary

44: people who are uncertain. From the "44, url not found" that we often encounter on the Internet. The file you want to access is not loaded. "Don't bother to ask him, he is 44, you can't find him."

8-level decision: refers to the decision with far-reaching significance and wide influence. From the United States, because the offices and meeting rooms of members of the Federal Communications Commission (fcc) are on the eighth floor, important decisions are made on the eighth floor.