The funniest joke~~~~

1. The English teacher asked Xiaodai to say some adjectives with the word "ful". Xiaodai couldn't answer. Teacher’s tip: thankful, careful... Xiaodai: Amitabha (Buddha).

2. The children are talking about the pets at home. A: The myna raised by my grandfather can talk. B: The Persian cat my mother bought can stand on its head. C: My father has a vixen outside, and we quarrel every day at home!

3. A statue of a great man was erected in the central square of a certain medical university. He raised his right hand high and waved to everyone with five fingers apart. The old man said: This is to tell all the freshmen - classmates, five years!

4. "A World Without Thieves" continues: Shagen was defrauded of all his money by a swindler, so he had to do groceries and buy aquatic products for others in his hometown. From then on, the market echoed with his loud hawking voice all day long: Field shrimp—— squid! Field shrimp – squid!

5. A man was bitten by a dog and went to the doctor for medicine. The doctor was getting ready to leave work, with an unhappy face: "Look what time it is, why did you come here now?" "I'm sorry, I am I know, but dogs don’t understand!”

6. Lifeguard: You can’t urinate in the swimming pool! Tourists’ defense: Everyone pees in the swimming pool!

Lifeguard: That’s right! But only you are standing on the springboard...

7. Fish said: I keep my eyes open all the time so that you can always be in my eyes. Water said: I am flowing all the time. To be able to hug you forever. Guo said: You are almost mature and your mouth is so poor!

8. A police dog challenged a big bald dog. The big bald dog tried his best to evade but had to fight. As a result, the police dog was beaten half to death. Who is the bald dog: I forgot to tell you, I have hair when I am. No one calls me a lion.

9. Mouse: I am in love with a bat now, and my child will live in the air from now on. The cat sneered, pointed at the owl on the tree and said, "Did you see that? She is already pregnant with my child."

10.A: I watch a lot of football games! I know everything about football. B: Really? Then tell me, how many holes are there in the football network?

11. Mr. Dung Beetle and Miss Mosquito were in love. One day, the Dung Beetle asked: What is your occupation? The mosquito said shyly: Nurse, the one who gave the injection, how about you? The dung beetle whispered: We are colleagues. I am a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner who makes pills.

12. I have a request: treat me to dinner. I hope you can satisfy me. Otherwise, I will write your mobile phone number on the wall and add two words in front: Apply for a certificate. You also want to treat me to a good meal, or write: Marriage, both men and women are welcome, no conditions are required.

13. One day we went to a wishing well. I bent down and made a wish, but you accidentally fell into the well when you bent down. I was stunned and murmured to myself: It’s really amazing!

14. You and I are both angels with one wing. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. I came to this world just to find you. After going through all the trouble to find you, I found out: our wings are aligned!

15. A four-year-old boy kissed a three-year-old girl. The girl said to the boy: You must be responsible for kissing me. The boy patted the girl's shoulder maturely and said with a smile: Don't worry, we are not children of one or two years old anymore!

16. The nature class teacher asked: Why is the body cold after death? No one answered. The teacher asked again: Doesn't anyone know? At this time, a classmate stood up and said: That's because the mind is naturally cool.

17. The monkey picked up a card. He wanted to see clearly what card it was, so he climbed up a tree to look at it. At this time, a lightning struck him. The monkey cried and said: It turns out to be an IP card!

18. Zheng Xiding’s daughter-in-law didn’t see her husband, so she went to her father-in-law’s house to look for him. Seeing my father-in-law washing his face, he asked: Dad, where is Xiding? The father-in-law was displeased and continued to wash his face. The daughter-in-law was angry and asked again: Dad, where is Zheng Xiding? The father-in-law was furious: Wash your face!

19. When wolves invade, the small animals form a death squad to fight against it. Mantis: I have two swords. Hedgehog: I'm covered in hidden weapons. The longhorned beetle shook its tentacles and sang: Hum! I have nunchaku nunchaku! Hey hey haha!

20. Two frogs fell in love, got married and gave birth to a toad. When the male frog saw this, he was furious and said: Bitch, what's going on? The female frog cried and said, "Dad, I had plastic surgery before I met you."

21. The little donkey asked the old donkey: Why do we eat hay every day, while the cows eat concentrated feed every day? The old donkey sighed: We men can't compare. We live by running errands, while others live by their breasts!

22. The dog said to the bear: Marry me, you will be happy if you marry me. The bear said: I don’t want to marry. Marrying you will only give birth to bears. I want to marry a cat. Giving birth to pandas would be noble!

23. The old turtle teased the river clam and was bitten. The old turtle reluctantly dragged the clam back and forth. When the frog saw it, he said in admiration: "Hey, Brother Turtle has grown up, and he always carries his briefcase when he goes out."

24. The bee chases the butterfly, but the butterfly marries the snail. Bee is puzzled: How is he better than me? Butterfly replied: After all, I have my own house, unlike you living in a dormitory.

25. Open the newspaper... **, female, 20 years old, 1.68 meters tall, high school, unmarried, good appearance and temperament, hard-working, upright, looking for: CS master, can use it by police and criminals, good at it A man who is a sniper is a companion, and those who have joined the team are given priority.