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Some fun and funny nonsense literary quotations (Part 1)
1. If you jump from the tenth floor, if nothing happens, then you should have an accident.
2. Before it dies, it should be alive.
3. The pig was alive before it died.
4. If I can understand it, I won’t be able to understand it.
5. This incident was quite a big deal, and it went viral all over the world. This incident is indeed quite big, but not particularly big. If you want to say small, it is not particularly small. I think this incident is quite big, but not particularly big, but not small either. Everyone thinks this is a big deal, but I don’t think it’s that big. But if you call it small, it’s not a small matter either.
6. Shocked, the fourteen-year-old girl was only four years old ten years ago.
7. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.
8. Have you noticed that summer is really much hotter than winter?
9. Hello everyone, my surname is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me , pay attention when you speak.
10. After peeling the banana, you will get a peeled banana.
11. I don’t know what to say every time I don’t know what to say.
12. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.
13. How old are you this year? It’s time to find a partner. Yes, you are indeed not young anymore. You can wait until you are ready to fall in love to find a partner.
14. Minors are under 18 years old.
15. What you said made me feel as if I had spoken.
16. It’s not just nonsense, it’s simply nonsense.
17. I have never failed in this matter.
18. The doctor touched my belly and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt like someone was touching my belly.
19. This tomato looks a bit like a tomato.
20. If you fall from the 100th floor, there will be an accident. Some fun and funny nonsense literary quotations (Part 2)
21. People who don’t have a partner should still be single.
22. There is no cloud in the cloudless sky.
23. When you read this article, you must be reading it.
24. According to statistics, everyone has breathed air before life.
25. If you were whiter, you wouldn’t be black.
26. You are an understanding person, and I understand what you mean. I am also an understanding person, and an understanding person should understand that I understand what you understand. As long as everyone understands, understanding people should understand what I understand and what you understand, then the network environment will be filled with understanding people.
27. We will know what happens tomorrow.
28. Those who are awake now should not be asleep yet.
29. A truth: the bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.
30. I haven’t discovered it before, but I have discovered it when I discovered it.
31. The greater the ability, the greater the ability.
33. Every time you waste 60 seconds of your life, 1 minute of your life has passed.
34. If you save a pack of cigarettes every day, you can buy 10 packs of cigarettes in 10 days.
35. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.
36. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that it took you some time.
37. Who would have thought that this 16-year-old girl was only a 12-year-old girl 4 years ago.
38. If you are my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.
39. I don’t know if you have noticed, but winter is really much colder than summer.
40. If you fall from a hundred floors, there will be an accident. Some fun and funny nonsense literary quotations (Part 3)
41. If you want to say this, you can’t say this.
42. If I guessed correctly, then I must have guessed right.
43. Why don’t you reply to my message? Just because I didn’t send you a message?
44. Drinking a glass of milk before going to bed every day will be better than not drinking milk at all. Spend a few extra bucks a day.
45. When I went to England for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many British people in one country.
46. If he doesn’t marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.
47. You can know tomorrow’s weather by looking at tomorrow’s weather forecast.
48. Before 60 seconds passed, a minute was lost.
49. Even if I, the King of Heaven, come, I am still the King of Heaven.
50. I haven’t discovered it before, but I have discovered it when I discovered it.
51. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.
52. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.
53. You will find that nonsense literature is full of nonsense.
54. Your mother must have been pregnant before giving birth to you.
55. The young man is quite handsome, with one nose and two eyes.
56. When you finish clicking likes, you will find that I have one more like.
57. I usually get very angry in extremely angry situations.
58. Put some black and white sesame seeds.
59. If he wasn’t ugly, he would be pretty good-looking.
60. This hand is as big as a palm. Sixty excerpts of funny literary quotations that seem to have been left unsaid
Funny quotations from literature that seem to have been left unsaid (Part 1)
1. This is the situation, what is it specifically? It depends on the situation.
2. I don’t know what to say every time I don’t know what to say.
3. Why does this sweet potato smell like tomato?
4. In the spring of the fourth year of Qingli, Teng Zijing was relegated to Baling County. The next year, the fifth year of Qingli.
5. I woke up and found that I woke up.
6. When I went to the United States for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Americans in one country.
7. As a person who has been through this, I have come through.
8. The hospital examination results came out. The doctor said that I will grow one year older every year.
9. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.
10. Listening to your words is like listening to your words.
11. When I went to South Korea for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Koreans in any country.
12. As long as what you say makes some sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all.
13. As long as you have some ability, it doesn’t mean you have no ability at all.
14. If I have nothing to say, then I probably really have nothing to say.
15. You are pretty. You should be pretty.
16. As long as you have some ability, it doesn’t mean you have no ability at all.
17. The greater the ability, the greater the ability.
18. When people can’t hold back, they can’t hold back.
19. Research has found that when you are hit on the left side of your face, the right side of your face will not hurt.
20.Did you know? You cannot drink freshly boiled water because it will burn your mouth. Funny literary quotes that said some nonsense that seemed not to be said (Part 2)
21. It is well known to the audience.
22. Minors are under 18 years old.
23. When you read this article, you must be reading it.
24. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.
25. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.
26. You can do it! Unless it doesn't work.
27. Playing for 30 seconds in the game is equivalent to half a minute in reality.
28. I remember it, but I just can’t remember it.
29. If I wasn’t good at playing games, I would still be pretty good at it.
30. If you weren’t stupid, you would be quite smart.
31. Who would have thought that at 1.8 meters tall, he would stand 180cm tall.
32. If you advise everyone not to buy iPhone 13, you will save thousands of dollars, and then use the saved thousands of dollars to buy iPhone 13, which is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.
33. Before it dies, it should be alive.
34. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that it took you some time.
35. What you said made me feel as if I had spoken.
36. When I found out, I already found out.
37. There is an old saying in China: There is an old saying that goes well.
38. When I looked at this sentence, I suddenly saw this sentence.
39. Today I will teach you a very practical life skill: step your left foot first and then your right foot, and then you can walk.
40. It takes ten years to sharpen a sword, and five years to sharpen half a sword. I said some nonsense that I didn’t seem to have said. Funny literary quotations (Part 3)
41. This tomato has a tomato smell.
42. In fact, it would be quite relaxing if you are not tired at work.
43. When you are free, you will naturally be free.
44. If I have a boyfriend, then there is no need to add the word "if" to this sentence.
45. If you jump from the tenth floor, if nothing happens, then you should have an accident.
46. After you click the like, you will find that I have one more like.
47. As for being single, I have never had a boyfriend.
48. If you cross the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.
49. Although I didn’t do anything today, I still worked hard.
50. This hand is as big as a palm.
51. Every 60 seconds of breathing, one minute has passed.
52. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.
53. The wings of cicada are very thin. How thin are they? As thin as cicada wings.
54. People who don’t have a partner should still be single.
55. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.
56. I don’t know what to say every time I don’t know what to say.
57. You are an understanding person, and I understand what you mean. I am also an understanding person, and an understanding person should understand that I understand what you understand. As long as everyone understands, understanding people should understand what I understand and what you understand, then the network environment will be filled with understanding people.
58. It’s good, but a bit bad.
59. Young man, you are so good, you are so young at a young age.
60. Those who are awake now should not be asleep yet.
Some fun and funny homophonic memes
Some fun and funny homophonic memes (Part 1)
1. Xiao Ming felt unwell and went to the doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "throat inflammation" Throat: "Hi"
2. If you don't even kiss me, why would you kiss and burn your mouth?
3. One day, the ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant: "How do you get back to the ant nest?" The other ant said: "Take the Smiling or...very silent"
4. The crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab said aggrievedly: "No, I am a crab! ”
5. I can’t say beautiful words, but I am speaking beautifully.
6. You didn’t stay up all night, so what did you stay up for? Will Ollie give it to you?
7. Once upon a time, there was a little pig who planted a strawberry and a mango. The strawberry grew very slowly, so the little pig said to the strawberry, "You can't do it, Berry, you can't do it."
8. The mother sparrow asked the little sparrow, "Baby, what kind of hair are you wearing today?" The little sparrow said, "Chirp, chirp." The mother replied: "Chirp, chirp, chirp."
9. Ugly Talent has a target, Midea sells air conditioners.
10. If you don’t even hold my hand, then why are you holding it? Holding Guanyin’s hand?
11. Two uncles are playing chess, and the child: Uncle, your car is gone. Uncle: What kind of car? This is called JU. Child: Oh, uncle, you were ridden away by yourself.
12. If you don’t even want me, then what do you want? Food?
13. It rained and I stepped on the mud. The mud hurt me and I fell. I hate mud. Did you hear me? I hate mud.
14. I am a weight loss medicine. I can make people lose weight. I am not heavy on medicine. I am not heavy on medicine.
15. Omelette fell in love with Poached Egg. It took the guitar and walked downstairs to Poached Egg’s house and sang: This is a little love song about Omelette.
16. There was a little mouse who stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out to dig in the soil. His mother sighed when she saw it, oh, it is really draining the soil.
17. It rained well today. It was raining heavily. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear me? Don’t scatter. Don’t scatter.
18. The mother sparrow smelled the little sparrow: "What kind of hairstyle do you want to have today, baby?" The little sparrow said: "Chirp~"
19. Even I don't cherish it, but you do. What? Zhen Huanzhuan?
20. Once upon a time, there was an illiterate person who was walking. As he walked, he suddenly became literate. It turned out that he came to a crossroads. Some fun and funny homophone sentences (Part 2)
21. We can’t just feel the pulse of the times ourselves and not let your mother feel Wang Yibo. I have been thinking about giving it a go for life all day long, and then I turned around and asked my mother to give it a go."
22. Who doesn’t like easy love? Think about Zhang Yide’s love in history, how much Liu Bei and Guan Yu liked it .
23. I still hate you, just like the neighbor who ate Sichuan peppercorns and numbed the next door.
24. One day I found a little dust on my body and I shook it off hard. If it doesn’t go away, it won’t go away. Did you hear it?
25. Hello everyone, I am a crab. I have no claws.
26. Even I don’t care, so what do you care? Hulunbuir?
27. One day, the boy was wiping the table and accidentally wiped two ants to death. A little ant came and the boy asked it: "Little Ant, where are your parents? "The little ant said: "You wiped it out"
28. I didn't bring a book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was, so where did I lose?
29. Help Wang Dalu The doctor who delivered the baby must have been named Columbus, because it was he who discovered the New World.
30. I have a surprising job” “What?” ""Digging for lotus roots"
31. In the dead of night, every time I want to ask myself how I managed to balance my studies and feelings.
32. One day, Tudou learned After reading the fortune teller, I made a sign on the street. As soon as I yelled twice, Suan came over angrily and fried Tudou’s sign to pieces. As he left, he said fiercely to Tudou: You are shouting Suan. Try it!
33. “What do you think a piece of glass will say about jumping off a building?” "What?" "Good night, I'm sorry." "
34. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou. Unexpectedly, he was ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the way. Liu Bei fled in a hurry. When he encountered a cliff on the road, Zhang Fei shouted, "Lord, please rein in your horse! Liu Bei: I am happy." Your mother!
35. I bought a steamed bun on the road. When I went back to eat it, I couldn’t stop crying. It turned out to be a good steamed bun!
36. You even I don’t love it, so what do you love? Einstein
37. I accidentally stepped on an ant to death. The little ant said aggrievedly, that’s the queen ant, woo woo woo, we don’t have ants.
38. Men are not lustful, so what? Are you good?
39. I said that I liked Li Bai’s poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family fell into disgrace. I can’t access the Internet anymore.
40. When I got home yesterday, my mother said: “Oh, there’s something on my pants that I can’t wash off.” “Oh, it looks like it’s splashed with mud.” Some fun and funny homophone sentences (Part 3)
41. The song Omelette sings to Poached Egg to confess her love is "This is a little love song for Omelette~"
42. I bought a piece of clothing today and I feel comfortable wearing it. Have you heard me?
43. I know how to put myself in someone else’s shoes while studying, but my deskmate doesn’t agree.
44. You don’t even love me. , what do you love, do you love Qiyi?
45. There was a quail who went to the dance late, so everyone called him ~ Wan Quail
46. You can’t even talk to me. It doesn’t hurt, why does it hurt? Tengger?
47. The coal can’t light up, it turns out to be a fault with the coal.
48. I washed some dates today and they were packed together. The results were scattered when I washed them. Did you hear that the dates were scattered?
49. You don’t even think about me, what are you thinking about? Do you want to die?
50. Even if I don’t reply, what are you replying to, the temptation to go home?
51. Zhuge Liang: “Wind, you are blowing to the west” Wind: “You are like a watermelon”! !
52. When I was fourteen years old, I caught a cicada, and I thought I had caught the whole summer. Unexpectedly, the cicada said: "I can't say that I hate it, but I just like it at all?
53. Yang Guo was poisoned, Ouyang Feng detoxified him and said to Xiao Longnu: Don’t look at me just suppressing the itch. Xiao Longnu received: Green... the green grass also becomes more fragrant for me?
54. Mr. Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if I have you in my heart. You are all in my heart."
55. Before his death, Yu Gong said to his son: "Move mountains." "Moving mountains," the son said, "It's shining brightly."
56. There was a piece of bread walking on the road, and suddenly sprained my foot while walking. It turned out to be a croissant.
57. The most annoying thing is when people ask me how much my salary is. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this one?
58. In the zoo, a tiger turned a lion green. The lion was very angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the keeper asked, he found out that the tiger had a lawyer's license.
59. The doctor prescribed some pills to me. I accidentally knocked over the bottle, and the pills rolled out with a bang. It turned out to be Haoxiangchu pills.
60. Look, I have two erasers here, but you don’t. Why? Because you don’t have a partner (oak).
God-level funny nonsense literary quotations
God-level funny nonsense literary quotations Part 1
1. This hand is as big as a palm.
2. I am calm except when I am not calm.
3. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.
4. I will definitely live until death.
5. I have been very angry when I was extremely angry.
6. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.
7. I have been extremely angry in extremely angry situations!
8. You look like a smile when you smile.
9. We will know what happens tomorrow.
10. I have only two sentences to say, one is one sentence and the other is one sentence.
11. When you eat a rice, you will find that there is a rice missing from your bowl.
12. I once worked as a taxi and asked the driver: Uncle, what do you do for a living?
13. The nonsense is not too nonsense, just a bit nonsense.
14. The hospital examination results came out. The doctor said that I will grow one year older every year.
15. A crab is still alive before it dies.
16. It has never lost its chain.
17. When you are free, you will naturally be free.
18. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.
19. Who would have thought that this 16-year-old girl was just a 12-year-old girl 4 years ago.
20. As long as you are of some use, you will not be of no use at all. God-level Funny Nonsense Literary Quotations Part 2
21. Trivia: Every second you breathe, your life will be reduced by one minute.
22. When people can’t hold back, they often can’t hold back.
23. People will die if they are killed.
24. Seeing it means seeing it in vain, and not seeing it means seeing it in vain.
25. If you weren’t ugly, you would still be pretty.
26. The fewer words, the shorter the sentence.
27. If you save a pack of cigarettes every day, you can buy 10 packs of cigarettes in 10 days.
28. After October, it’s November.
29. As for being single, I have never had a boyfriend.
30. If I guessed correctly, then I must have guessed right.
31. You and I are here and there.
32. Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai. It was Zhou Yu who hit, and Huang Gai who received the beating.
33. When you read this article, you must be reading it.
34. When you look for something, you may find it or you may not find it.
35. You cannot make calls when your mobile phone is out of battery.
36. When I don’t speak, it means I don’t speak.
37. Tell me your gender and let me guess whether you are a boy or a girl.
38. In fact, it is quite relaxing if you are not tired at work.
39. Sure enough, good-looking people are all beautiful.
40. The doctor touched my belly and asked me if I felt anything here? I said I felt like someone was touching my belly. Chapter 3 of God-level Funny Nonsense Literary Quotations
41. After half a lifetime, half a lifetime has passed since you returned.
42. There is something I don’t know whether to say or not, so I won’t say it.
43. When you eat 20 bowls of rice, it is equivalent to consuming the calories of 20 bowls of rice.
44. Listening to your words will make you study for ten years in vain.
45. Why hasn’t my iPhone13pro max arrived yet? Is it because I didn’t buy it?
46. My family lost two cows. One is white and the other is also white.
47. If I am a rich man, then I must be very rich. .
48. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially those eyes, exactly two, no more, no less.
49. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you spend more time.
50. I can fry three dishes, one is fried tomatoes, one is fried tomatoes, and one is fried tomatoes.
51. One day without seeing you is like another day.
52. If I have a boyfriend, then I don’t need to add the word “if” to this sentence.
53. Today’s young people are really young compared with the older generation.
54. This pig was alive before it died.
55. I pretended to work for my boss, and my boss pretended to pay my salary.
56. The milk I drank smelled like milk.
57. An excuse is a good excuse, but it is just an excuse.
58. If you are my sister, we are sisters.
59. You must be very thin when you lose weight.
60. Those who can say such things must be able to say such things.
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