Who knows a joke entitled "Two Deaf People"?

1. Once upon a time, there lived a blind man and a dead man in the same village. They are good friends. A blind man and a deaf man live in the same village. They are good friends?

One day, they came home from outside together. They echoed each other on the road, and the dead man wanted to leave in a rage. Once, they went home together? Two people quarreled on the way, and the deaf man had to leave in a fit of pique?

When the deaf man left, he laughed at the blind man: "I wonder when you can get home without my help?" Don't worry, I'll get home anyway, "said the blind man." Before leaving, the deaf laughed at the blind man and said, "When will you go home without my care?" The blind man replied, "Don't worry, I will always get home. ？"

When the deceased went to a hotel, he went in and asked for a pot of wine. The waiter told him, "this wine is called' a pot of three-day sleep', so you can't drink more." The deaf man passed by a hotel and asked for a pot of wine? The shopkeeper said, "This wine is called' one pot sleeps for three days'. Don't drink too much? "

The deaf man thinks he is an alcoholic. He is so deaf that he can't hear what the waiter said. He drank all the wine in the pot and soon became drunk. The deaf thought he was a heavy drinker and didn't hear what the shopkeeper said. He drank the wine in the pot in one gulp and soon passed out?

It was three days before he came to his senses. The dead man jumped up, left the hotel and ran along the road. Wake up in three days? The deaf man jumped up, walked out of the shop and ran forward?

Far away from his door, he saw someone standing there with a pole in his hand-that was the blind man. He saw a man standing in front of his house with a bamboo pole-he was blind?

8. The deaf man came up to him, clasped the blind man's hand and said, "My friend, you run so fast!" The deaf man caught up with him, grabbed the blind man's hand and said, "Friend, you run so fast!" " "

9. "It's not that I run too fast, but that your deaf ears are to blame," said the blind man. "What?" The coachman shouted, "There is nothing wrong with my ears." The blind man said, "I don't run fast, but you are deaf?" "What?" The deaf man cried, "Is there anything wrong with my ears?"

10. The blind man said, "Look, you don't care what the waiter said at all. Aren't you deaf? The deaf man nodded. The blind man said, "You can't hear anything in the shop. If you are not deaf, what is it? "The deaf nodded and said yes?