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My wife ran away with someone, and I still can't forget her.
"Daqing, this girl your aunt introduced to you, I think it suits you very well. Why don't you take time to meet her tomorrow? " As soon as I got home, I sat at the table and was eating with chopsticks. My mother is nagging me again.
"Mom, you let me get something to eat first. I just got home and haven't caught my breath yet. You are in a hurry to tell me this. After a while, Hao Hao asked me to go skating in the square. " Hearing that my mother started dating me again, my scalp was numb.
"Remembrance day, I just want you to see it tomorrow. According to your aunt, this girl is 29 years old. She was married once before and didn't divorce until she had a child. You see, our Haohao is eight years old this year, and Lu Lu badminton has been away from home for several years. You are busy at work at ordinary times, which means that your sister-in-law has three more children, so I don't have much time to manage Haohao. This girl will be married to our family in the future, and we don't mind her not having children. She can take care of it for us wholeheartedly. " When my mother said this to me, the joy on her face was beyond words.
"Mom, it's very thoughtful of you. What makes you think other girls will like me? You see, I'm away from home all the year round, and I'm too busy to even have time to eat every day. I have a son who is six years older than other girls. Why can people look at me? " I scoffed at my mother's words.
I really admire my mother's perfect arrangement. I don't even know where she got her confidence. I am a divorced middle-aged man with a son who has no position in the marriage market at all. My mother is still there to expand her infinite imagination. She thinks all the girls will covet our house and the 200 thousand I earn a year.
I always eat with my head down. I just want to finish my meal quickly and disappear in front of my mother. I'm tired of nagging about this all day. I also want to find another wife, the key is that I haven't met the right one yet, and I think since I want to find another wife, I should find a kind girl who is willing to accept Hao Hao, even if she is ugly and has no job. As long as she treats Hao and me wholeheartedly, I am willing to give her all the money I earn.
2.
My ex-wife Li has been divorced from me for five years.
In the past five years, my mother has been nagging me about this remarriage, and there have been several intermittent blind dates in the middle, but none of them went well. Unmarried girls hear that I have a child, and people are afraid to avoid it. Married and divorced, the other party also takes care of the children. The whole blind date process is basically about whether I can buy a car and a house for her children in the future and how to distribute the property between the two children in the future. It's all about money. Divorced childless women, people also directly open the skylight on the desktop to clarify their attitude, saying that if there is another one in the future, the house will have to be transferred to the woman. If anything happens in the future, they must consider her and my own children first, and then Hao Hao.
I feel sick and numb after so many blind dates. Every woman comes to me for a blind date with an obvious purpose. I really hate their faces. A very ordinary blind date, but it reveals calculations everywhere. Every woman is weighing the pros and cons and trying her best to find a backer for the rest of her life.
I really want to say, woman, you are looking for a husband for yourself, not a long-term free meal ticket for yourself. No matter how bad I am, I will be kind and love any woman who wants to be with me. As long as she is willing to be kind to my son, I will take the initiative to pay and I will buy you a car. I will definitely buy another house in the future.
I just hate these simple abacus that put all the conditions on the table and tell me directly from the beginning. Can't you even pretend? I won't be surprised if you mention these things again when we get married in the future. I really don't know who my seven aunts and eight aunts are introducing me to all day.
Let me go on a blind date tomorrow. I wonder if the girl I want to see tomorrow will be like the woman I met before. Thought of here, I began to sigh again. If Lulu hadn't left, if she were still with me, I wouldn't have encountered so many shit things.
But time cannot go back. Lulu has been gone for five years. This woman is cruel and heartless. In these five years, she didn't even return a phone call or come back to see her son once. Her son was only three years old when she left. At that time, I couldn't remember my mother's impression at all, because she seldom brought her son before, and my mother always brought her son. Besides playing mahjong all day, she just goes out for a stroll and plays with some good card friends.
3.
"Dad, have you finished eating?" Hao Hao came running and patted me on the shoulder with his little hand.
"Hao Hao, let's go. Dad will take you skating in the sports square. "
Hao Hao suddenly ran back from the outside, and a word interrupted all my thoughts. After eating, I simply packed all the dishes and chopsticks, and then went out happily.
When we arrived at the stadium, the whole road was bright. I don't know when the street lights on the road are so bright. All the street lights in this row are turned on, just like during the day.
There are many people in the square, groups of people, including aunts who dance in the square dance, people who practice their voices with opera, vendors who sell toys, and some who put out trampolines and small animal trains.
Hao Hao happily put on skates and a ball cap and began to run around the stadium like a little monkey.
I jog behind Hao Hao, but this little guy is too slippery and runs fast. I can't keep up with his speed. After running for two laps, I was exhausted and panting.
"Hao Hao, when you run, be careful, don't fall, there are many people here, you look at the road. I am sitting in the grass next to you, waiting for you. "
"Dad, I know. I'm going to play there. I just saw my classmates Li Mengmeng and Ding Yang skating there, too. I'm going to play with them. "
As soon as the voice fell, my son wore skates and went there happily to find his little friend. I found a quiet lawn and sat down. Then, leisurely took out a lighter and lit the cigarette in his hand.
The wind is cool this summer, and there are small crickets chirping in the grass from time to time. The willow branches on both sides of the court swing gently with the evening breeze, sometimes accidentally rubbing on the face, itchy and stinging.
On the field, the sound of opera, square dance music and children's laughter are intertwined, which is really lively. At this moment, I feel very comfortable. I haven't sat down so easily to enjoy this beautiful scenery for a long time.
4.
Over the years, I have traveled all over the country and worked day and night to make my family better. At the beginning, Li He was in free love. We are classmates in junior high school. She is a little dark, but she is tall and slim, with big eyes flickering. At that time, I was deeply attracted by her big eyes with aura. At that time, I thought she was cute and as beautiful as a doll.
I remember that at that time, we both dropped out of junior high school and our grades were not good. Later, after we stopped going to school, we all went to work in factories in Guangzhou. Naturally, we talked about love. Because we are both in the same county, and her home is not far from mine, our marriage naturally got the consent of both parents.
One year after we got married, Lulu gave birth to her son Hao Hao. He looked dignified and strong, and inherited his mother's beautiful big eyes and my fair skin. He is tall, and my parents are happy from ear to ear all day.
I used to think that we would always be so happy, but after having children, with the increase of family expenses, Lulu began to have a lot of dissatisfaction with me, and she fell in love with playing mahjong again. At that time, Hao Hao was over one year old, and she didn't want to go out to work. Hao Hao usually takes care of my mother. She spends all day in the mahjong room. At that time, she was lucky enough to win hundreds of dollars at the end of the day, but she gambled.
Every time Lulu wins, she will be very happy and warm to me. When she loses, she will start complaining. Every time I try to persuade her, she also refutes me. "Da-qing wu, look at the little money you earn every month. Who can spend it? You earn a lot of money, so I will fight hard on the mahjong field every day and think about how to win money every day? "
I like playing mahjong. Every time I lose money, she takes it out on me, and when she is angry, she is very confident. Thought I was angry. Not only that, I also want to give her 3000 yuan a month to supplement the mahjong field.
She plays mahjong. At first, I thought she was just having a baby and was bored. I didn't expect that she really loved playing mahjong, and the more she gambled, the more she gambled. Sometimes you can win thousands of dollars a month, but you will definitely lose more money next month than you win. Later, my mother couldn't stand it anymore and gently advised her several times. Not only did she not listen, but she also quarreled with my mother. "If it weren't for da-qing wu, I also can't make a lot of money. As for me, do I love playing mahjong so much? " Don't I play mahjong just to win more money? "
Every time she speaks so arrogantly, my mother silently carries Hao Hao away for fear of causing unnecessary quarrels.
Lulu's mother also loves playing mahjong and dressing up. Lulu's father is an honest man who works in a grain and oil factory and can't control his mother. Lulu also has a younger sister who is in college. I also asked my mother-in-law to persuade her not to indulge in mahjong all day. I know my mother-in-law always promised to help me, but she didn't really convince her. Like mother, like daughter, mother and daughter are exactly the same, and it is difficult to extricate themselves from being addicted to mahjong.
What really makes me angry is that once it snowed heavily in winter night, Hao Hao had a fever at home and kept coughing. I haven't come back from working overtime. I was working as an interior decorator in a small decoration company. My mother called me and said that Hao Hao had a fever. Father's factory has a workshop to catch up with, so she can't come back for a while. She said that Lulu's phone had been disconnected, so she told me to come back quickly and take Hao Hao to the hospital.
After explaining the reason to my boss at that time, I hurried home. When I saw Hao Hao's face flushed, I was so distressed that I forgot to call Lulu, so I borrowed a van from my neighbor and took my mother and Hao Hao to the hospital.
It was past 1 1 p.m. when Hao Hao went through the procedures of needle insertion, infusion and admission. I quickly called the Millennium, but I got through this time. As soon as the phone was connected, there came the impatient voice of the Millennium.
"Don't rush me, da-qing wu. I will go home after another game. Don't affect my mood. I'm going to win money. Don't ruin my good luck. "
"Li Jiaolou, I tell you, you give me the county hospital right now, and you have a fever. Are you still in the mood to play mahjong outside? If you don't come back now, don't come into this house again! " The anger in my heart will suddenly rub on my forehead, and I will be so angry that I will punch on the wall and immediately appear red marks on my hands.
Hao Hao has a fever and a cough at present. The doctor said it had developed into pneumonia. She is a mother and doesn't care about her son at all. How can she sit there and play mahjong? I really want to rip out her heart and see if she has a son in her heart.
Hao Hao is lying on the bed in the ward. He has been crying because he is not feeling well. I won't coax him, and neither will my mother. After half an hour, before Lulu came, I called again.
"Li Jiaolou, do you have this son in your heart? Get back here, believe it or not, I'll ruin your stall when I get here now! "
"Da-qing wu, you are in a hurry. I won the money and left at once. Don't worry, my son has a fever. You take him to the doctor first. If you are in a hurry, I will fly there now, and my son is not much better! "
The more my son cries, the more impatient I am. What the landlord said is so reasonable that I am so angry.
Ten minutes later, Lulu came in a hurry. As soon as we met, I went over and grabbed her sleeve to get angry. I didn't expect her to sit on the ground and cry. Before I could speak, she began to be angry with my mother. "Mom, I told you, Hao Hao has been coughing recently. Don't give him anything that will make him angry. You don't listen, but you have to give him oranges. "
Not only did I see that she didn't know her mistake, but the wicked complained first, which made me even more angry. I continued to pull her up from the ground. Who knows she wants to stay on the ground, but she can't get up. So the two of us were at the door of the ward, pandering and arguing loudly. My mother couldn't stand it anymore, so she pulled me away and said, "Stop arguing. Isn't it shameful enough? " Hao Hao has been making trouble. Are you two still in the mood to fight here? "
I turned around and ignored her. She slowly got up from the ground and walked beside Hao Hao, trying to help Hao Hao, but Hao Hao seemed to hate her appearance and continued to cry. Later, I took out my mobile phone to let Hao watch cartoons, and he gradually calmed down.
Haohao is in the hospital this time. She stayed at home quietly and honestly for several days. She and my mother took turns to stay with Haohao in the hospital. I didn't have time to see my son until after work.
Seven days later, Hao Hao was discharged from the hospital. She began to fidget again, threw Hao Hao to my mother and ran out to continue playing mahjong. I have been working overtime these days, so I have no time to argue with her about this matter. She didn't come back until midnight for days on end. I was so angry that my inner emotions suddenly exploded. I hit her for the first time in my life, but it was not heavy and didn't hurt her.
She made a scene at home that day, and my mother was so angry that she lay on the ground and cried loudly.
"If it weren't for you to earn less money, I as for going out to win money? I went out to play mahjong to win money and to lighten your burden. Look at you, Wu Daqing, busy all day, earning only three or four thousand dollars a month. What can you do? If my mother hadn't been funding us all these years, I might not even be able to drink the northwest wind! "
"Money, money, money, money, are you thinking about money all day? Why not marry a rich man in the first place? Knowing that I have no money, Wu Daqing still despises me assiduously. You go, you go out and earn a lot of money. How far is it? How far did you go? I don't see why you still love playing mahjong so much. Others play mahjong to kill time. You are good, and you are addicted to playing. You said yourself, since you played mahjong, although you won the money, how much money do you want me to post for you! "
Lulu is still crying. She won't listen to anything I say. She complained from beginning to end that I didn't earn enough money, which led her to go out and play mahjong to win money.
I can see this bitch clearly. She is addicted to gambling and too poor to love rich people.
Although my salary is low, I give her more than half of a month's salary. I am very careful with myself. I am responsible for my son's expenses and other expenses at home. Because we live with our parents, our home is a three-story building built on the edge of the county. My mother and father live on the first floor and we live on the second floor. My younger brother is unmarried, works in Shenzhen and will come back all the year round during the Spring Festival. It means that we are not separated from our parents. Father's salary and mother's pension control the daily expenses of eating and drinking at home every month, and everything at home has not cost her a penny.
I'm humbled at the thought. I have a good temper, but you can't deceive others too much. After quarreling for a long time, I had no strength and didn't want to see her face, so I slammed the door and went out.
Who knows that when she comes back from work at night, she is not at home. I asked where my mother went, and my mother sighed and said, "You hit someone, and they went straight back to their parents' house in a rage. Why do you think you hit her? If she is wrong again, it's your wife, and you shouldn't hit her. Ok, let's see this time. Her troubled mother won't leave it at that. "
I'm depressed, and my mother said she was going back to her mother's house, which made me even more angry.
"Go back, let her go home and think about what she has done. It also happened to let her mother stare at her and let her play mahjong without sleeping for a few days. "
This time, I came to her house for a week. In the meantime, she didn't call me, even her son didn't ask. I called her to send a message, but there was no response.
My mother can't sit still. I have to buy something to pick her up at her house. I don't think it is good to stay at home for a few days. So I went to the supermarket to buy some nutrients and prepared to take my son to her house to pick her up.
Walking to her door, I saw a black Mercedes parked at the door, and then a man came out of her house, black and ugly, with buck teeth, a little bald hair, a fat belly, five big and three thick. To my amazement, Lulu actually took the old man's arm and walked him out of the door, talking and laughing. As they walked, they bowed their heads and did not know what to say.
I quickly pushed my electric car to the tree, held my breath and watched Lulu put the old man on the Mercedes. Lulu stood in the back seat of the car and kept waving to the old man.
After a while, the black Mercedes disappeared. Lulu turned happily and went home. At this moment, I suddenly came out of the bushes and came to her. She was shocked.
"Li Jiaolou, who was that old man just now? What is your relationship with him? "
"Da-qing wu, where are you from? You scared the crap out of me. Why did you bring Hao Hao here? "
After speaking, she reached out to hug Hao Hao, while Hao Hao hid in my arms and still didn't want her.
"You are quick to say, who is that old man? What is she doing in your house? "
"I said da-qing wu, are you mentally ill? That man is a card friend of my mother's. He came to play mahjong with her today. It happened that my mother was not at home, so I sent her away. What happened? What do you want? "
"I don't want to do anything. I just saw you holding his arm, talking and laughing. "
"What are you doing here today? Are you here to keep hitting me? Still come to see my jokes? "
"I'm here today, nothing else, is to take you home. When I get angry, I live in your mother's house, and even my son doesn't go home to watch. " I held back the fire in my heart and didn't want to make trouble in front of my mother-in-law
"You said let me go back, I will go back. I'm too easy to bully. You Wu Daqing hit me and told me to go back. Why do you think it looks so good? I don't want what you take, you take it back! " As soon as Lulu turned and closed the door, she pushed Hao Hao and me out.
I see that Lu Lu badminton is so stubborn. At that moment, I felt like a clown. A man's dignity was instantly torn to pieces by her. So I stopped urging her, and then I went home alone with my son.
During this time, I didn't take the initiative to contact her, and she didn't take the initiative to call to ask about her son. My mother called her mother several times, but it seems that her mother was angry with me for quarreling with her before, and she didn't take the initiative to persuade her to come back to see her son.
My mother kept asking me to apologize to Lulu and her mother, and promised not to hit Lulu again, so that Lulu would come back soon. I have been sulking and angry, and I don't want to go to her door to apologize. Because what happened last time really made me angry, and I don't want to bother to please her mother.
This thing has been stuck there. It's only a 20-minute drive from my home in Lulu, but I always feel that this road seems to be thousands of miles away and I can't walk to the side. It seems to be separated by mountains and oceans.
I called her in the middle, but she seldom answered, or answered, with a cold attitude. I sent her a message to apologize and ask her to come back, but she didn't call me back.
5.
Five months later, Lulu finally came home. My mother was very happy that day. She bought fish and shrimp on the street and said that she would make spicy shrimp and spicy boiled fish for Bailu.
Lulu came back this time, not because she missed her son, but because she came back to divorce me.
I can't accept it. I think she did so many things that made me angry that I didn't pursue them. Why did she divorce me?
Lulu didn't say much this time She threw me a divorce agreement and left home.
What I can't figure out is that I am so kind to her, and she doesn't want to work or take care of her son. I don't blame her much, except that I hit her last time because of a hot brain. I really can't figure out what I did wrong.
In the meantime, I secretly went to my mother-in-law's house to find her, but she still refused to see me. I called her, but she didn't answer. I sent her a message apologizing and she ignored me. I sent a message asking her why, but it was the same as sinking into the sea.
I'm Wu Daqing, the most timid thing is that I can't make a lot of money, and the most worthless thing is to fall in love with Li. I still love her so much, although she has many shortcomings and a bad temper, and she often looks down on me. I know my love is humble and worthless in her eyes.
On and off for more than a month, Lulu insisted on divorcing me. She's willing to give me the baby, and I'm tired, and I don't want to continue tossing. She is determined to divorce me. I thought I might let go after having a child, and I regretted that she would come back to me. So I agree to divorce.
Sure enough, she was in such a hurry to divorce me. It turned out that she married a rich man, the ugly man who drove Mercedes last time. Forget it, I'm too lazy to hold her accountable. What kind of life she wants, she will certainly be able to afford it in the future. And her wonderful mother, I really don't know what she thinks. For money, she even acquiesced to divorce me and marry an old man. Their mother-daughter values really overturned my imagination.
6.
Since then, I have been stimulated like never before. I left the small decoration company, gave my son to my mother, and followed my uncle to Wenzhou, Zhejiang. This stay is five years. During these five years, I worked day and night, studied bit by bit and contracted projects with my uncle. Later, I was able to do the project independently, and my salary gradually rose from a few thousand yuan at the beginning to 23. 1 10,000 a month, and there was a project dividend at the end of the year.
In the past five years, I have changed my new house, bought a big house of 160 square meters in Country Garden, the best real estate in the county, and bought a car of more than 200,000 yuan. In these five years, I have been thinking about Lulu all the time. I wonder how she is doing without me. Did she regret her original decision?
During this period, the matchmaker, seven aunts and eight aunts, will break the threshold of my family to introduce me to marriage, but every time I listen to the naked conditions put on the table by the woman, I feel that this is not like a blind date, but more like a transaction.
Therefore, every time I hear the word blind date, I am disgusted. In recent years, I have been working outside, and I have been in contact with old men and women. I have never met a suitable girl I like.
My mother thinks that Lulu has been gone for several years, so I should let go of my obsession with her and find a woman to move on.
However, my mother never knew, in fact, there was always a place for dew in my heart. She has never left my heart, especially every time I see my son's big sparkling eyes, which are like dew, I can't forget her.
Yes, I, Wu Daqing, am a coward. I was born with heavy feelings, and I only love Li all my life.
After five years, Lulu has a new life. She should have children of her own again, but I don't know if she is doing well. Did she really marry that ugly man?
Every time I think about it, I can't calm down. After all, Lulu and I really love each other. She really gave me a wonderful and happy time. Because of her later mistakes, I can't forgive her or myself.
Leave her alone and leave me alone. We should all start a new life. After all, we should move forward.
7.
Before you know it, it's already nine o'clock in the evening, and Haohao doesn't seem to like skating. I told him to go back to sleep and go to school tomorrow. The child is very sensible. He went back with me as soon as I called him.
The next morning, I drove Hao Hao to school. I went to the blind date place arranged by my aunt. This blind date was arranged in a tea restaurant.
The blind date was with a tall and thin girl named Susan. Long hair, fair skin, a bit like Eva Huang, a star, with good temperament and gentle speech.
It's a pity that such a good girl, in this small county, the thinking of the older generation: nothing remarkable. If she could have children, maybe she would be happy now.
I briefly introduced myself to Susan here, talked a few words, and then excused myself from leaving early.
Two days later, menstruation sent a message to my mother that I didn't understand the girl's mind, and I didn't know how to contact Susan, such a good girl, who knew my situation and was willing to accept my son, and asked me why I didn't take the initiative to contact her.
I am not stupid. I saw the light in Susan's eyes that day. There are two crimson clouds floating on her face. I know this girl likes me. In the past two days, she sent me several messages and wanted to ask me out for a walk. I politely refused.
For my obsession, my mother kept shaking her head and said that I didn't know what I did in my last life, and I was planted on Li in my life.
According to the rumor that Lulu lives nearby, Lulu doesn't seem to have married the old man. The old man has a wife, and he just wants to play with her. Later Lulu went to Guangdong to work, as if she had found a Sichuanese. She married in Sichuan and gave birth to a child, which seems not so good.
Hearing such rumors, I don't know whether I am happy or sad. Lulu also paid the price for her impulse, but my heart was never happy. I always thought she could come back to me, but she was always the stubborn and distressing girl. She never bowed her head and admitted her weakness, and never contacted me actively.
No matter whether she is good or bad now, that is the way she should go in life.
I am very satisfied. She gave me a wonderful and happy time in the best years. In fact, she has always been in my heart, and no one can replace her, now and in the future.
I have made up my mind that in the future, I will live a good life with my son with the good feelings I gave me at the beginning.
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