Funny and humorous mood phrases

Funny and humorous mood phrases

1. My youth is dedicated to the lovely computer.

2. Once upon a time, there was an ice that melted as it walked.

3. Picking up girls is like hanging out on QQ. If you pick up girls for two hours a day, you will soon be able to enjoy the sun.

4. Everyone searched for him thousands of times, but suddenly looking back, he was reduced to ashes.

5. I need to find a handsome guy quickly! Otherwise, all the good cabbage will be eaten by pigs!

6. My future son, tell me where to go towards your father.

7. When you are happy, I will stare at you and I will be happy.

8. How many people now use their mobile phones as mirrors when they lock the screen.

9. When I turned into a swan, you were still an egg...

10. Russia is the master of Russia's territory, showing the "crazy" degree of Russia.

11. Brother Xiaoxin, are my cherries from your house?

12. You are showing off in front of me like you are worth 250,000 yuan. !

13. If the tiger doesn’t show off its power, you think I’m Hello Kitty!

14. 1G’s big head contains 2G’s worries.

15. One day, I will appear in your family’s household registration book. I can’t be my wife, but I can be my stepmother.

16. Take a bath, blow bubbles, and sleep with a pillow.

17. God gave you a pair of cheating eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes and waste resources.

18. We can use our cheeky spirit wherever we are.

19. We held hands last summer, and waved our hands this summer.

20. My fault is your fault, and your fault is still your fault.

21. I had acrophobia when I was a child, so I still can’t grow taller.

22. If mosquitoes stopped sucking blood and instead sucked fat, what cute little creatures they would be.

23. The fat man’s motto is: hit a hole wherever you fall.

24. A black carbon said: I am very white, but I was dragged to a mental hospital.

25. When I’m in a bad mood, I’ll beat you up, it’s free anyway.

26. (Mood Phrases www.aiyangedu.com) In fact, people who are lovelorn are the most glorious!

27. Those who are rich can help make money, and those who have no money can go home and get some money to help make money.

28. I feel miserable every year when I work. I work overtime every day like a monkey. I work overtime without getting paid, and I get scolded every day for no reason.

29. The virus fell in love with my computer, and I could only help them.

30. You are good at it, but I am better at it, so let’s do it together!

31. hey. Flat-chested girl, I imitate my dad, you are a tumor man.

32. Some people, even if they spray perfume on their bodies, can still smell like scum.

33. If there is affection in love, there must be adultery. To be attentive to love is purely neurotic.

34. Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will ruin my path to reincarnation.

35. If I don’t go to hell, whoever loves me will go to hell.

36. When I grow up, I will build a couple’s school. For couples who enroll, homework will be reduced by half and exams will be waived.

37. I don’t know how many girls are losing weight this summer vacation.

38. What I actually want to say is: popcorn! You thought I wanted a hug.

39. I called my partner and she answered the phone.

40. There is only one step between genius and madness. If I were that step, there would be no genius.

41. In those years of homework, if one person made a mistake, the whole class made a mistake.

42. Barbers never understand the concept of cutting hair a little shorter.

43. Throw away the school uniforms; throw away the textbooks; throw away the schoolbags, throw them all away!

44. To avoid getting into trouble by drinking too much, please stay sober when you are drunk.

Looking up at the sky at 45, 45°, what I see is a gray machine.