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Funny verses about stewed goose

1. Funny poems about geese

Funny poems about geese 1. What are the funny poems about "goose"

1. Chanting Goose

Tang Dynasty 636f70793231313335323631343130323136353331333363396333: King Luo Bin

Goose, goose, goose, the song Xiang Tiange.

White hair floats on the green water, and anthurium stirs the clear waves.

2. The goose gives the crane

Tang Dynasty: Bai Juyi

You are sent to the blue clouds by the wind, and I am driven to the ducks.

Snow neck, frosty hair and red web palm, please see where I am inferior to you?

3. Sheri

Tang Dynasty: Wang Jia

At the foot of Ehu Mountain, the rice and beams are fat, and the pig cages and chickens are perched with their doors half-opened.

The shadows of mulberry trees are scattered in the spring society, and every family supports people to return intoxicated.

4. Spring

Song Dynasty: Chao Chongzhi

The Yinyin stream is meandering with greenery, and the light rain turns the shallow sand on the ground.

The geese and ducks don’t know the end of spring, and they try to follow the flowing water to take advantage of the peach blossoms.

5. Dielianhua·When spring rises, a pole fills the water surface

Song Dynasty: Fan Chengda

When spring rises, a pole fills the water surface. Fragrant grass and geese fill the shore with green breeze. The painted boat floats around the bay hundreds of times. Hengtang Tower is closer to the front and farther away.

It is cold in Jiang State and it is late for farming. To the north of the village and to the south of the village, the fields are plowed all over during the Grain Rain. Show the wheat, the hills, the mulberry leaves and the cheap. Take a look and try to harvest new cocoons.

Bai Juyi bái jū yì

Bai Juyi (772-846), also known as Letian, also known as Xiangshan Jushi, also known as Mr. Zuiyin, was originally from Taiyuan, and moved to Xiagui when his great-grandfather was here. , born in Xinzheng, Henan. He was a great realist poet in the Tang Dynasty and one of the three major poets in the Tang Dynasty. Bai Juyi and Yuan Zhen jointly advocated the New Yuefu Movement, known as "Yuan Bai" in the world, and "Liu Bai" together with Liu Yuxi. Bai Juyi's poetry has a wide range of themes, diverse forms, and simple and popular language. He is known as the "Poetry Demon" and the "Poetry King". He became a bachelor of the Hanlin Academy and a doctor of Zuo Zanshan. In 846 AD, Bai Juyi died in Luoyang and was buried in Xiangshan. There is "Bai's Changqing Collection" handed down from generation to generation, and representative poems include "Song of Everlasting Sorrow", "Charcoal Seller", "Pipa Xing", etc.

Goose Presents Crane

Tang Dynasty: Bai Juyi< /p>

You are sent into the blue clouds by the wind, and I am driven towards the ducks.

Snow neck, frosty hair and red web palm, please see where I am inferior to you?

Translation:

The crane used the power of the wind to fly into the sky and soar freely, but the goose was unfortunately forced to live with the duck.

My goose has a snow-white neck, white feathers and red paws. How can it be inferior to a crane?

2. Joke Goose Goose Poems

"Goose Goose" comes from a five-character poem "Ode to Goose" written by the poet Luo Binwang in the early Tang Dynasty when he was seven years old. The original text is: Ode to Goose Goose [Tang Dynasty] Luo Binwang Goose, goose, goose, singing to the sky. White hair floats on the green water, and anthurium stirs the clear waves. Notes: ① Curved item: bend the neck. Song: Long Ming. ②Dial: Stroke. Translation: "Goose! Goose! Goose!" Facing the blue sky, a group of geese stretched out their curved necks and sang. Snow-white feathers float on the turquoise water, and the red paws paddle the clear waves like boat oars.

Poem parody: 1. Goose, goose, cut the neck with a knife, pluck the hair, add a ladle of water, light the fire and cover the pot! 2. It’s noon on the day of hoeing, so nothing is reliable. If you have nothing to do in your free time, it is better to play Landlord. 3. To capture the thief, capture the king first; to curse others, curse the mother first!

3. Poems about geese

Inscribed on geese

Li Shangyin of the Tang Dynasty

Sleeping on the sand and lying on the water, they form groups by themselves, and the winding bank is full of anodes. Pu Yun.

The general felt pity for Kong Cui, and he separated the male from the female.

The little goose in front of the boat

Du Fu of the Tang Dynasty

The goose is as yellow as wine, and loves new goose for wine. The neck is full of anger and the boat is pressed, and the eyes are full of confusion.

The wings are open and caught in the rain, and the strength is small and trapped in Cangbo. It's dusk in the city where the guests are scattered, but the fox is helpless.

De Fang Gong Pond Geese

Du Fu of the Tang Dynasty

There is a group of geese in the west pavilion of the house, sleeping in the sand and white clouds.

On the Phoenix Pond, you should look back and follow the king's right army in order to report the cage.

Goose

Li Ying of the Tang Dynasty

La Hou was leisurely strolling by the village house. The yellow goose in the clear water was so pitiful.

Why should it be scattered with new grass and left in the wild fields forever flooded by the sun?

When there is nothing to do, a group of people shouting and shouting cover the waterside, fighting to draw people's necks forward.

The wind blows in Chu Ze and the night falls, and I watch the boats chasing away in the cold stream.

Freeing geese in Beichi, Daozhou

Lu Wen of Tang Dynasty

I am not fond of geese, but I don’t know how to sing wild geese. You can avoid the boiling cauldron and swim in the clear pool calmly.

I can’t bear to eat when I see someone alive, and my deep love is there. Able to fly far away without thinking about rice beams.

Chanting Goose

King Luo Bin of the Tang Dynasty

Goose, goose, goose, singing to the sky. White hair floats on the green water, and anthurium stirs the clear waves.

The goose gives the crane

Bai Juyi of the Tang Dynasty

You are sent to the blue clouds by the wind, and I am driven to the ducks.

Snow neck, frosty hair and red web palm, please see where I am inferior to you?

The Crane Answers the Goose

Bai Juyi of the Tang Dynasty

After the death of the right army, what will he rely on? He can only follow the chickens to chase the ducks.

It may not necessarily involve our own sacrifice, but most of the time I will be thinner than you are fatter.

4. Poems containing goose

Ode to Goose King Luo Bin of the Tang Dynasty Goose, goose, goose, the song is singing to the sky.

White hair floats on the green water, and anthurium stirs the clear waves. The little goose in front of the boat by Du Fu of the Tang Dynasty The goose is as yellow as wine, and loves the new goose for wine.

It leads to anger and anger, and there are many eyes without action. The wings are open and caught in the rain, and the strength is small and trapped in Cangbo.

It’s dusk in the city when the guests are scattered, but the fox is helpless. The geese in the pond of Fang Gong were written by Du Fu of the Tang Dynasty. A group of geese were found in the west pavilion of the house, sleeping on the sand and the water was white with clouds.

On the Phoenix Pond, you should look back and follow the king's right army in order to report the cage. Goose by Li Ying of the Tang Dynasty La Hou was walking leisurely by the village house, the yellow goose in the clear water was so pitiful.

Why should it be scattered with new grass and left in the wild fields forever flooded by the sun? When there is nothing to do, a group of people shouting and shouting cover the waterside, fighting to draw people forward.

The wind blows in Chu Ze and the night falls, and I watch the boats chasing away in the cold stream. Letting Goose Goose in Beichi, Daozhou Tang Lu Wen I am not fond of geese, but I don’t know how to sing wild geese.

You can avoid the boiling cauldron and swim in the clear pool calmly. I can't bear to eat when I see life, and my deep love is here.

Able to fly far away without thinking about rice beams. The Goose Presents the Crane by Bai Juyi of the Tang Dynasty You are sent into the blue clouds by the wind, and I am driven towards the flock of ducks.

Snow neck, frosty hair and red web palm, please see where I am inferior to you? The Crane Answers the Goose by Bai Juyi of the Tang Dynasty. After the death of the right army, where can he rely on? He can only follow the chickens to chase the ducks. The sacrifice may not affect my generation. Most of the time, I will be thinner than you.