Which strongman can find jokes in less than 30 words?

1. Once upon a time, there was a ghost whose diaphragm was broken and he died. 2. When he was in college, a teacher gave a lecture and said, "The sexual function of this material is incomparable with that of the old material ... Oh, no, its performance and function ..." 4. The physics teacher said, "This is a thick spring. 5, 28, drinking with leaders and others, raising a glass and saying loudly, "Let's die together! "My brain was too hot. ......

6. A friend of mine has just watched The Legend of the Condor Heroes, and he is very interested in "beating the dog to win the battle" and often plays jokes on others.

One day, as usual, he. Kicked a man and shouted "kick the dog's leg!" " Everyone laughed wildly, and he felt embarrassed, so he kicked again and shouted, "Dog kicks!" " "

7. The brothers in the dormitory watched Prison Break. A man took out a blade from his mouth to kill someone. The boss suddenly said, "I am K, and I can still talk. I hide my mouth in the blade and hold it. . . "

8. Our teacher is very good. One day, he said, "Take out your homework, let's check the answers, cross the correct ones, and then write the correct answers on them ..."

There are many things you can not eat.