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Jokes of the deaf, the blind and the lame
This is a funny joke on the Internet.
Once upon a time, a blind man and a lame man went to Beijing to take an exam, so the blind man walked with the lame man on his back.
When crossing a bridge, a beautiful woman was taking a bath in the river. When passing by, the lame man said to the blind man, just now there was a beautiful woman taking a bath in the river, and the blind man said, I know, my eyes are so blind.
Humorous jokes:
1. Looking at the sweaty courier on a hot summer day, I handed him a bottle of German beer. He swallowed it in one gulp and burped and asked me what to send. I said, "You drink it ..."
2, morning exercise, go downstairs and see the wife next door with a face injury. Two neighbors were talking there: "Oh, my God! What happened to her family? "
A: "Didn't you hear it last night? It seems that the couple are quarreling. " Q: "I heard that, huh? Isn't her husband on a business trip? " Answer: "I came back in the middle of the night."
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