Three jokes.

Once, a worker asked his friend, "What's the function of your watch?"

His friend replied, "My watch has many functions. It is waterproof, dustproof and shockproof." The friend said excitedly.

"Oh, where is your watch? Let me see. " The worker asked.

His friend said, "Sorry, I just don't guard against theft."

At a 90-year-old wedding ceremony, a 20-year-old young man came up to him and wished, "I hope to see you again at your 100-year-old celebration."

Old smile: "no, you can wait until that day, because you are still so young and look full of health and vitality!" " "

A fool is running around on the road with two eggs. Suddenly, the fool met a man named fool. A fool thinks he is smarter than a fool, so he blocks the way and says, "Test your intelligence. I'll give you six eggs as long as you guess what's in my basket. If you can guess that one egg is missing, I will give you 12 eggs. " Say that finish satisfiedly laugh. The fool looked at the eggs disdainfully and sneered, "It's not embarrassing. Can you give me more hints? "