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It’s so insightful to sum up each car brand in one sentence!

Recently I have found that many people are very unfamiliar with cars of various brands, such as Volkswagen. Many people think that Volkswagen’s cars are produced by lengthening and stretching Passat, and Zotye, many Girls may have never heard of this brand, but after seeing the car, they will say, isn’t this a Porsche? In fact, every car brand in life can be summed up in one concise sentence. Here are some examples compiled from the Internet. One sentence summary of car brands.

Mazda: Yes, I am a "Japanese BMW" and I earn all my money by researching rotary engines.

BMW: I am the genuine BMW, and everyone likes to cry in BMW.

Mercedes-Benz: My car badge is worth 100,000, are you more luxurious than me?

Audi: On a day when cars are hard to sell, just sell lights. After all, I have been researching lights for decades.

Borgward: I am a good brother of Mercedes-Benz, BMW and Audi.

Jaguar and Land Rover: 30% off Jaguar and 20% off Tiger, we don’t want to either.

Cadillac: Don’t worry about the discounts. I heard that they have opened another bathing center?

Nazhijie: Wait for me, I’ll add another tank of gas and I’ll be there.

Volvo: When it comes to safety, I am second, who dares to be first?

Geely: Buy, buy, buy, Volvo, Mercedes-Benz, Lotus, who is next?

Porsche: Want to buy a car without spending hundreds of thousands on options?

Zhongtye: Tape Department, hurry up and design a new car.

Land Rover: A luxury SUV that can go off-road, no one else but me needs to look at it.

Lu Feng: Tape Department, hurry up and design a new car.

Tesla: Apple in the automotive industry, No. 1 in market capitalization, domestic model? 3 I can sell it for as much as I want.

Wuling: I will build whatever the people need. Will Tesla sell as much as Hongguang miniEV?

Corvette: I’m really not Wuling.

BYD: It just wants to be the number one domestic new energy vehicle company.

Nio: Domestic luxury new energy SUV still depends on me.

Citroen: Do you only remember Fukang?

Chery: In addition to QQ, I also have many models.

Lexus: Free maintenance is not a dream.

Toyota: There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and if there is a road, there must be a Toyota car.

Honda: Buy an engine and get a car for free.

Nissan: Buy a leather sofa and send it to the car.

Public: In addition to studying Chinese people, I also play matryoshka dolls.

Rolls-Royce: There should be no one who doesn’t know me.

Chrysler: Thank you, you can also call me Rolls-Royce.

These are one-sentence summaries of various brands on the Internet. In fact, these are mainly for fun. They are summarized based on some hot topics of the brand and do not represent the overall image of the brand. But you can also learn about it, maybe you can use it next time you chat with friends.

This article comes from the author of Autohome Chejiahao and does not represent the views and positions of Autohome.