Tell humorous jokes and jokes with the boss on the phone.

The assistant asked the boss for a raise, and the boss said to wait and see. A customer will visit the company next week. Please help me arrange it!

The next day, the boss asked when the assistant customer would arrive.

The assistant replied that the client would come next Monday. After that, it was gone.

The boss called the secretary in and asked when the customer would arrive.

The secretary replied: The client will come to our company next Monday. There are three people in the group, one of whom is an assistant and the other is a client's wife. They will come by train. I saw the weather forecast for next Monday in this city, and it will rain. I have arranged for someone to meet Xiao Wang at the railway station and booked a hotel for next Monday. There are two hotels in total, one is a luxury suite and the other is a luxury single room, which cost XX in total and has been reimbursed to the financial department.

The boss replied: well, I will be busy if I know! Turn to the assistant and say, are you still asking for a raise?

The assistant resigned in shame.

I saw it online, too, and I can't remember it after a long time. I changed it temporarily, but the general meaning is still the same. Hope to adopt! ! ! )