What jokes can make people laugh in less than 50 words?

There are many jokes that can make people laugh within 50 words. For example, one morning the sky was full of fog, and then the driver passed the intersection and left the traffic lights. It's far, but it's a red light in the middle of the road. What should I do at this time? At this time, the traffic police came over and said, you can't see the red light here, and the camera should not shoot you. Go out to play with friends, and then friends buy paper tickets for the train. My friend didn't come back for a long time, so I asked my friend, are there many people? My friend didn't say much. I said, then why did you come back so long? He said, because many people don't line up. There are so many people who get off work at night that when the driver closes the door, he hears someone shouting that the bag has been caught. The driver ignored it, and then at the next stop, the driver shouted again. Sir in the bag, pull the bag out Some people say that the man with the bag didn't come up. In the afternoon, the police station sent a thief and the owner, who looked like a thin little girl. The police didn't know that the thief was caught by the owner through interrogation, so the police asked him. What is missing is that the owner took out a fake Apple mobile phone and even some worn-out mobile phones, which looked as small as several hundred dollars. The thief gasped and looked at the shopkeeper helplessly. Ming Jing asked very seriously, what else did you steal from others? Tell me more about how I was caught, said the thief. I just stole this mobile phone. I think it is an expensive Apple brand, because it has been chasing me and never giving up. After running for a long time, I heard him shouting while running and left him the memory card in his mobile phone. Then I opened the memory card while running. Unfortunately, it was caught by the security guards nearby. The policeman said angrily and funny. Little girl, what's in your memory card that kept you chasing it for so long? The little girl said there were more than 1000 novels in it. I asked Xiao Ming, who has lived in darkness all his life, so I was curious and asked why. Xiao Ming said, because I can't see my fingers.