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Let's talk about the feeling of local gold 5S first: the appearance is not much different from 5. The so-called gold color is actually closer to champagne color, much better than expected, and the screen is not obviously different. The most intuitive improvement is the running speed. The A7 processor is very fast, and it is very smooth when opening various apps and multitasking. Before I could see other functions, my grandson standing in front of me playing with his mobile phone had got off the bus.

Harvard University Research Center found that people with messy desks are 50% more creative on average than those with neat desks. People who are often late have an average 70% higher sense of humor than those who are never late; People who eat more have an average EQ of 90% higher than those who eat less. On the whole, I am excellent …

How to coax a girlfriend when she is hysterical? Anyway, this trick will completely calm me down. Holding his girlfriend's hand and putting it in his heart, she threw it away and continued to pull back until she didn't throw it away, staring at his girlfriend's eyes. Then put your other hand around your girlfriend, put your forehead on her forehead and say I love you. PS: I tried! It was pointed by my wife's finger and went straight into my eyes! Almost blind! This trick doesn't work for my wife!

My friend works in an airline. Help me say that a flight attendant was complained today. The reason is. . . Tell the passengers to turn off their mobile phones. As a result, the passenger said it was a 5S with local gold. As a result, the flight attendant took out an iphone3 and said, This is your uncle.

Just because I didn't eat a dessert and sent a photo in Weibo doesn't mean I don't often go out to eat; By the way, just because I didn't watch the movie and had to hang the ticket stub doesn't mean I don't often go to the cinema director's hall; Just because I don't want to reveal my whereabouts doesn't mean I've been hanging out in one place. I have never taken a selfie in Weibo, but I am really ugly and nobody wants it.

If the girl you are chatting with says that she is going to sleep, and you still see her online half an hour later, please rest assured that she must be a good girl, because she is very kind, and she is afraid that chatting too late will affect your sleep, delay your time and consume your brain, hard work and youth. Such a girl is rare and must be cherished. Of course, besides being kind and considerate, you should realize that she doesn't like you. .

Wake up at work, have a full moon in the west wing after work, wait for a thousand years at dinner, and wait for your heartache during public holidays. Promotion means "the flowers I have been waiting for have withered", salary increase means "I miss you and have a dream", and fine means "a thousand reasons for sadness". Work hard! !

"Polite, well-behaved, open the door for you when you travel, take your luggage, remember your favorite food when you eat for the first time, and there will be no discomfort. How is such a man tempered? . . Um ... On the whole, they have an elegant mother. Of course, there may be more than 180 ex-girlfriends. 』

You invited me to eat octopus balls fried with stinky tofu, chicken nuggets roasted with gluten, spicy duck neck, hot and sour powder, cod bibimbap, hand-grabbed cake, lean meatball pudding, chocolate milk tea sushi, Chinese hamburger, fried liver, chicken wings, sauerkraut, soft pudding, braised pork ribs with cheese barbecue hotpot, duck neck, potatoes, roast beef fish balls, stir-fried white rabbits, buttered donkey meat, fried chicken with rice flowers, and Chinese hamburger.

A long-cherished female man (short hair) said to me, "Brother, will you marry me when my long hair reaches my waist?" "I gave a wry smile and said," good! Can't wait for the Year of the Monkey? " Suddenly, the woman took out a wig from her bag and put it on her head. She hit it hard, too, and my eyes were wet. This is the love I want! ..... Didi Didi Didi ...