King of short jokes

King of short jokes:

1, westerners began to bring tea back to eat, once chewed, ouch, it was terrible! ! Later, someone told them that it was just soaking and drinking. They took out a bubble and sighed? Alas, these people really know how to live.

2. a:? Brother, what are you busy with every day?

b:？ Socializing, entertaining, traveling. ?

A:? Aren't you afraid of neglecting your studies?

b:？ I'm still studying geometry. ?

A:? Is it Euclidean geometry? Analytical geometry? Or differential geometry?

b:？ what's up Singing to wine, the geometry of life

3. Zhao Benshan asked: What attracts men most about women? A appearance, b connotation, c accomplishment, d wealth. Xiao Shenyang rushed to answer: B, it must be B.

4. In the physics exam, the teacher took more than a dozen corrected papers and said,' See how you answer this question? Huh? Q: Why do you feel cold when you go ashore after swimming? Does water absorb heat by evaporation? How many times have I told you who wrote the answer? ! A: Is there wind on the shore? !

King of jokes II:

1, go to the kindergarten to pick up the child. On the way, the child said to his father, Dad, I'm tired. Dad and the child said, let's count to three, and dad will take you away, okay? The child agreed happily. Then, dad said loudly, Are you ready? Move fast! 1、2、 1; 1、2、 1; 1、2、 1。 . . . . . . Father and son walked all the way home. . . . . .

My son has been biting his fingers recently, and he doesn't listen to anything. Yesterday, the boy went to pee. As soon as he finished urinating, he began to chew his fingers directly. I bent down, looked him in the eye and pretended to be serious to scare him and said, chew your hand again! Be careful to eat all the urine in your mouth

After he said that, the son of a bitch put his finger in my mouth!

3、? Dad, can I grow up to be as big as you?

? Yes, in 20 years. ?

? By then, I can do anything I want without asking my mother first, right?

? Son, I haven't grown up that big. ?

4. I went to the bookstore one day, and the light was quite dark that day.

Then I heard a child shouting at the counter. Aunt, I want to kill the pig myth. ? I looked at my aunt in horror. My aunt followed her child's finger on the shelf with a blank face.

Finally, we all saw Greek mythology.

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