Classic Quotations of ipartment Xiaoxian

Classic Quotations of ipartment Xiaoxian

1, since the so-called Heaven has given talents, let them find jobs! Outdoor camping shows magical power ~

2. As the saying goes, if you have enough to eat and drink, you will go to the Three Treasures Hall.

3, this disgusting feeling will make all human beings, chrysanthemums tense and tigers shake.

At this moment, although I was drowned by thunder, there was still a warm current in my heart. I want to say, Yifei, you finally took the right medicine.

5. This sounds very comfortable. Aha, hahaha, (suddenly gloomy) My face is only worth fifty cents?

6. This story tells us not to dislike others, because you may also be disliked by others; On the other hand, don't be discouraged by being disliked by others, because you may dislike others at any time. It is because I have always believed in this that I am alive today. hiahiahiahiahia~

7. I summed up three factors for the success of this adventure: first, persistence; Second, shameless; Third, insist.

8. Is the moon short circuited?

9. With it, I won't get stuck watching Youku video tonight.

10, there is a saying that there is no real singing at the party, no truth in the interview and no beauty in the radio station. These are the three unchanging laws of the media!

1 1. A perfect man should show his manners and accomplishments everywhere. Everything from the other side's point of view, inadvertently show your understanding and concern.

12, I'm really under a lot of pressure, teacher. I have had an old enemy since I was a child. He is called someone else's child. He has a good temper by nature. He knows how to study every day, and he's fucking handsome. He always comes first in every exam. I did it, but it didn't work. I also made a hot and rich girlfriend when I grew up. Graduate students and civil servants have been admitted to TM. As for me, I talked to my ex-girlfriend for eight years and she lied to me for six years. I was bullied by my roommate at home and bullied by my leader at work. They all abused me. I'm simply redundant. ? ~~~~~~

13. What are my strengths and specialties?

My friend fell in love with his colleague A Zhi, but she didn't tell him. She told her colleague A Hao, who promised not to tell anyone, but her colleague Ade told her that A Hao secretly told his colleague Alin, who was very familiar with A Zhi's ex-girlfriend Allen. She was afraid that Alin would tell Allen, and then Allen would tell A Zhi, so she would feel embarrassed. Fortunately, now Allen. So she went to Adebayor to solve this problem. Adebayor told her that Alan had broken up with him, and now she was dating Alin, so she asked her to go to Alin, but Alin told her that Ahao actually didn't say anything to him at all. Now that she's dizzy, who should she trust?

15, mine, hahahahahaha, called Little King Kong with eyelashes.

16, in memory of ... Knight, the father of the Internet, I met a spider named Internet for the first time, so the Internet is also called ... Internet, and some people affectionately call it ... Internet.

17, what did you say? You won't tell her a joke at this time, will you? Then you are really a joke.

18. What is an Internet elder?

19. Life is a one-way trip. Even if there are some regrets, we have no chance to start again. Instead of dwelling on the past that cannot be changed, it is better to cherish the future with a smile, because there is no if in life.

20, strange, such a high chassis can play, is this cat leg longer than mine! ?

2 1, oh, I see, you put Bibishuang in the coffin, and you are still so proud.

22. Oh, I know this. The father of the internet. Who else?

With my help, Nolan got divorced. To thank me, she took special care of me. It's a little obscene, bah, too obscene.

24. What do you want, to marry Yifei or his mother?

25. Do you know what they are doing?

26. You two are full and have no food to cook, right?

27. What pressure do you two young men and women with physical and mental disabilities have?

28, you change it to, trucks line up?

29. What are your girls' healthy hobbies? They are surfing the Internet, shopping, surfing the Internet, shopping, watching TV, surfing the Internet and shopping.

30. Don't engage in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without golden hoops.

3 1, Lisa you brush tea, no, Lisa you drink teeth.

Lisa, this is my roommate, Ji Shen Kwan-gu.

33. But on the whole, I am interested in you ...

34, see, irreplaceable, impeccable, incomparable good man, so happy to decide to support such a technical job, who am I?

35. Look, he is a good man. He is my father.

36. Saving cats is a priority, and love is boundless.

37. Why do 90-year-old women come back from the dead, why do hundreds of sows scream in the middle of the night, why do girls' dormitories often get stolen, and why do instant noodles in supermarkets encounter black hands? Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature or the decline of morality? Please pay attention to tomorrow. Xiaoxian has something to say. I'm the good guy and I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.

38. She developed at the age of six! Ha ha ha, Tian Mu!

39. Go on, what's my specialty?

40. Worse. You might as well use cucumbers instead of my microphone.

4 1, hehehe Xiao Bo, touch my conscience and say, how is my brother treating you?

42. Hahahaha … Am I that good?

43. Guan Guan is a hard-spoken but soft-hearted person.

44. As for me, there is no evidence of life except the ass print on the sofa.

45. Yes, I applied for another training course.

46. At first, you wanted to eat, so you had to eat. After eating one bowl, you ate two more bowls, and then you ate the third bowl ~ ~ ~ ~ Hey!

47 years old, will hang himself.

48. Hey Guangu, there are two pigeons in this picture and a dead sheep below. What do you mean? God, radio and television didn't give this harmony. . To what extent has this fallen? . . Please don't discuss this topic. Besides, I am not Japanese. . )

49. Are you sure? You said the day before yesterday it was the day after tomorrow.

50. (Looking at the new princess Zhu Huan) Do you think this guy looks like Zhang Wei or just Zhang Wei?

Ipartment Xiaoxian

1, since the so-called Heaven has given talents, let them find jobs! Outdoor camping shows magical power ~

2. As the saying goes, if you have enough to eat and drink, you will go to the Three Treasures Hall.

3, this disgusting feeling will make all human beings, chrysanthemums tense and tigers shake.

At this moment, although I was drowned by thunder, there was still a warm current in my heart. I want to say, Yifei, you finally took the right medicine.

5. This sounds very comfortable. Aha, hahaha, (suddenly gloomy) My face is only worth fifty cents?

6. This story tells us not to dislike others, because you may also be disliked by others; On the other hand, don't be discouraged by being disliked by others, because you may dislike others at any time. It is because I have always believed in this that I am alive today. hiahiahiahiahia~

7. I summed up three factors for the success of this adventure: first, persistence; Second, shameless; Third, insist.

8. Is the moon short circuited?

9. With it, I won't get stuck watching Youku video tonight.

10, there is a saying that there is no real singing at the party, no truth in the interview and no beauty in the radio station. These are the three unchanging laws of the media!

1 1. A perfect man should show his manners and accomplishments everywhere. Everything from the other side's point of view, inadvertently show your understanding and concern.

12, I'm really under a lot of pressure, teacher. I have had an old enemy since I was a child. He is called someone else's child. He has a good temper by nature. He knows how to study every day, and he's fucking handsome. He always comes first in every exam. I did it, but it didn't work. I also made a hot and rich girlfriend when I grew up. Graduate students and civil servants have been admitted to TM. As for me, I talked to my ex-girlfriend for eight years and she lied to me for six years. I was bullied by my roommate at home and bullied by my leader at work. They all abused me. I'm simply redundant. ? ~~~~~~

13. What are my strengths and specialties?

My friend fell in love with his colleague A Zhi, but she didn't tell him. She told her colleague A Hao, who promised not to tell anyone, but her colleague Ade told her that A Hao secretly told his colleague Alin, who was very familiar with A Zhi's ex-girlfriend Allen. She was afraid that Alin would tell Allen, and then Allen would tell A Zhi, so she would feel embarrassed. Fortunately, now Allen. So she went to Adebayor to solve this problem. Adebayor told her that Alan had broken up with him, and now she was dating Alin, so she asked her to go to Alin, but Alin told her that Ahao actually didn't say anything to him at all. Now that she's dizzy, who should she trust?

15, mine, hahahahahaha, called Little King Kong with eyelashes.

16, in memory of ... Knight, the father of the Internet, I met a spider named Internet for the first time, so the Internet is also called ... Internet, and some people affectionately call it ... Internet.

17, what did you say? You won't tell her a joke at this time, will you? Then you are really a joke.

18. What is an Internet elder?

19. Life is a one-way trip. Even if there are some regrets, we have no chance to start again. Instead of dwelling on the past that cannot be changed, it is better to cherish the future with a smile, because there is no if in life.

20, strange, such a high chassis can play, is this cat leg longer than mine! ?

2 1, oh, I see, you put Bibishuang in the coffin, and you are still so proud.

22. Oh, I know this. The father of the internet. Who else?

With my help, Nolan got divorced. To thank me, she took special care of me. It's a little obscene, bah, too obscene.

24. What do you want, to marry Yifei or his mother?

25. Do you know what they are doing?

26. You two are full and have no food to cook, right?

27. What pressure do you two young men and women with physical and mental disabilities have?

28, you change it to, trucks line up?

29. What are your girls' healthy hobbies? They are surfing the Internet, shopping, surfing the Internet, shopping, watching TV, surfing the Internet and shopping.

30. Don't engage in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without golden hoops.

3 1, Lisa you brush tea, no, Lisa you drink teeth.

Lisa, this is my roommate, Ji Shen Kwan-gu.

33. But on the whole, I am interested in you ...

34, see, irreplaceable, impeccable, incomparable good man, so happy to decide to support such a technical job, who am I?

35. Look, he is a good man. He is my father.

36. Saving cats is a priority, and love is boundless.

37. Why do 90-year-old women come back from the dead, why do hundreds of sows scream in the middle of the night, why do girls' dormitories often get stolen, and why do instant noodles in supermarkets encounter black hands? Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature or the decline of morality? Please pay attention to tomorrow. Xiaoxian has something to say. I'm the good guy and I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.

38. She developed at the age of six! Ha ha ha, Tian Mu!

39. Go on, what's my specialty?

40. Worse. You might as well use cucumbers instead of my microphone.

4 1, hehehe Xiao Bo, touch my conscience and say, how is my brother treating you?

42. Hahahaha … Am I that good?

43. Guan Guan is a hard-spoken but soft-hearted person.

44. As for me, there is no evidence of life except the ass print on the sofa.

45. Yes, I applied for another training course.

46. At first, you wanted to eat, so you had to eat. After eating one bowl, you ate two more bowls, and then you ate the third bowl ~ ~ ~ ~ Hey!

47 years old, will hang himself.

48. Hey Guangu, there are two pigeons in this picture and a dead sheep below. What do you mean? God, radio and television didn't give this harmony. . To what extent has this fallen? . . Please don't discuss this topic. Besides, I am not Japanese. . )

49. Are you sure? You said the day before yesterday it was the day after tomorrow.

50. (Looking at the new princess Zhu Huan) Do you think this guy looks like Zhang Wei or just Zhang Wei?

Quoted from ipartment and Ceng Xiaoxian.

Quoted from ipartment and Ceng Xiaoxian 1

1. Hello, listeners. A good man is me, and I am Ceng Xiaoxian.

2, people can't hang themselves on a tree, but try to die several times on several nearby trees. If you step on the banana skin and fall down, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

Let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

Repairing the tomb after death finally made up for the regret that I couldn't buy a house before my death.

6. Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

7. If brain-dead people can fly, this is simply an airport.

When faced with difficulties, we always choose to flip a coin. Not because it can determine our answer, but when it is thrown, we know what answer we want.

9. Don't wear shorts without a golden hoop, and don't engage in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan.

10 Do you know what is most irritating? This is not casting pearls before swine, but a group of cows playing with coins for you.

1 1, I curse you for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets all your life.

12, the bachelor's degree and master's degree are all destroyed, and the male doctor can only protect himself. To win a female doctor, well, you can only rely on a saint.

13. Meeting and parting are like turning around. Round and round, it becomes the dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult. Fortunately, love meets every day.

14. Life is a one-way trip. Even if there are some regrets, we have no chance to start again. Instead of dwelling on the past that cannot be changed, it is better to cherish the future with a smile, because there is no if in life.

Quoted from ipartment and Ceng Xiaoxian II.

1. Life is a one-way trip. Even if there are some regrets, we have no chance to start again. Instead of dwelling on the unchangeable past, it is better to cherish the future with a smile. Because of life, there is no if. -Ceng Xiaoxian's Love Apartment 3

2. If you step on a banana peel and slip, you will run and keep stepping on it, but you won't slip.

Young people should read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more. -ipartment, Ceng Xiaoxian

When faced with two choices, coin toss is always effective. Not because it always gives the right answer, but the second you throw it into the air. You suddenly know what you want. -ipartment, Ceng Xiaoxian

Remember everyone who is kind to you, because they can't do it.

6. Yes, some things that have been fantasized for a long time will not be as beautiful or terrible as imagined in the end, just like the world behind this door is just a forgotten broom cupboard, but it still can't stop the young heart from yearning for it, nor can it stop it from leaping over the red dream in front of it. Maybe there is only the blue impulse left, but you will really find that what you want to throw away has been left behind, but what you want is firmly in your hand-Ceng Xiaoxian's ipartment 4.

I admit that I like you very much. I have been crazy, lost and sad for you, but I can't convince myself to love you again. Our world is too far away. I can't delay myself and you because I am greedy for temporary satisfaction. -ipartment, Ceng Xiaoxian

8. One hundred people have one hundred opinions. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

9. Meeting and parting are like a turn, going round and round, becoming the dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult. -ipartment, Ceng Xiaoxian

10, when faced with two choices, tossing a coin always works, not because it can give the correct answer, but because you know the answer you want at the moment you throw it into the air-Love Apartment 3 in Ceng Xiaoxian.

1 1. A perfect man should show his manners and accomplishments everywhere. Everything from the other side's point of view, inadvertently show your understanding and concern.

12, only to find that the gentleness of life is: the best friend is around, and the favorite person is opposite. -ipartment, Ceng Xiaoxian

13. Facing the choice, it is always useful to flip a coin, not because it always gives the correct answer, but because you know the answer you want the second you throw it. ?

14, the lover's tears, a drop on the drunken affectionate heart, a touch on the broken. -ipartment, Ceng Xiaoxian

15, don't abandon others, because you may also be rejected by others; On the other hand, don't be discouraged by being disliked by others, because you may dislike others at any time. Because I always believe this! That's why I'm alive today-from Ceng Xiaoxian.

16, Ceng Xiaoxian's classic quotation: No matter how much you like each other, the initiative in love must be a man. If this man doesn't take the initiative, he would rather miss it?

17, maybe one day, your brain will collapse and leave a pile of shit and bandages on your head the next day. However, life always goes on, because big things will be calm. -ipartment, Ceng Xiaoxian

18, I allow you to walk around in my world, but you are not allowed to run around in my world.

19, all quarrels that don't aim at breaking up are to show love! -Quoted from Ceng Xiaoxian

20. Do you have four expressions? One is crazy in front of friends, one is perfect in front of lovers, one is fragile when alone, and the other is quiet in a strange crowd.

Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

22. There are two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads; The second is to put other people's money into your pocket. The former is called the teacher's success, the latter is called the boss's success, and both are called the wife's success. I don't want to learn if I fight with my teacher, I don't want to mix with my boss, and I don't want to live if I fight with my wife.

23. Three keys to success: First, persistence; The second is shameless; The third is to persist in shameless.

24. I stopped and walked, knowing that I was self-sufficient from beginning to end. I don't know what I am waiting for, just as I don't know what I am waiting for.

25. Why did this 90-year-old lady come back to life? Why do hundreds of sows scream at midnight? Why are girls' dormitories often stolen? Why do urban instant noodles suffer? Behind all this is the distortion of human nature, or the decline of morality. A good man is me, and I am Ceng Xiaoxian. ?

26. Life is the decision we make, and we are actually the sum of all our choices.

27. China has so many weapons that you don't practice; You just practice sword; If you don't practice the sword, practice the sword; Do not practice iron sword, practice silver sword; Congratulations!

28. If: marriage is the grave of love, then: blind date-seeing feng shui for the grave; Confession-dig your own grave; Marriage is a double suicide; Empathy-moving to the grave; A third party-it's a grave robbery! ! !

29. Man is a greedy animal. After getting this, he can't forget that. How many people have been delayed by three words?

It is often said that you can't have your cake and eat it, and wealth will make people lose themselves. Only when you are aware of this level can you control your own destiny.

3 1, don't take porcelain work without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without golden hoops.

32. You said that advertisements were inserted in TV dramas in the past. When the advertisement came out, all the audience went to the bathroom. It's all right now. There was a TV play in the advertisement. As soon as the opening song came out, the audience went to the bathroom.

33. Fairy: I listened to other people's stories, shed my own tears, blocked my blood in my heart, and finally spit it out.

34. The world between us is too far away. You can't covet temporary satisfaction, which delays yourself and you. We are no longer children, and happiness is not the only purpose of everything we do.

Ceng Xiaoxian's Classic Quotations

1, Ceng Xiaoxian: There are three kinds of people in this world, men, women and women doctors. Female doctors are fighters among human beings, wearing multiple auras.

2, Ceng Xiaoxian: Wow, born hard, Yifei is charging to the highest level of infertility!

3. Ceng Xiaoxian: This TM is OK. You are playing Altman!

4. Wan Yu: He said he was a director.

Ceng Xiaoxian: This is ridiculous. There is still someone surnamed Taiwan. After a while, I reacted. ...

5. Host: Do you play games?

Ceng Xiaoxian: Occasionally.

Compere: Starcraft or Warcraft?

Xiaoxian: Lianliankan!

Moderator: Spray ...

Ceng Xiaoxian: If you want to ask for leave, I have a stronger solution. Find some leisure, find some time to take the children home and have a look. (Find time to take the children home often)

Ceng Xiaoxian: Zhang Wei, my chicken wings should be spicy and abnormal!

Ceng Xiaoxian: There are four and a half people here. What are you afraid of?

Zhan Bo: Obviously three and a half years old?

Ceng Xiaoxian: One, two (referring to Zi Qiao and Xiao Xian), one Filipino counts as two, and you count as half.

9. Ceng Xiaoxian: Calm down, don't pretend. Grandson is faking it.

10, Ceng Xiaoxian: Now I know why there are so many fake milk powders. Buy some milk powder first, pour it in water, and then dry it. This is handmade milk powder. This is called Luffy milk powder.

1 1, Ceng Xiaoxian: I don't think you know it. What exactly does it do?

Zhang Wei: engraving.

12, Ceng Xiaoxian: The bachelor's degree and master's degree were all destroyed, and the male doctor could only protect himself. To win a female doctor, well, it's up to a saint.

13, Ceng Xiaoxian: Lisa Rong lisa, I curse you for eating instant noodles without seasoning all your life! !

14, Ceng Xiaoxian: Be careful, I can rest assured. You are greedy, and I am worried. I'm glad you have a heart. You are a playboy, and I am disgusting. I'm sorry for your ingratitude. Bless all my heart, your moon, my heart, and the Spring Festival blessing is sincere.

15, Ceng Xiaoxian: Hello, everyone, and welcome to "Little Dating". I am your new little sage and your good friend. Ah ... can you do it again?

16, Ceng Xiaoxian: Listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears.

17, Ceng Xiaoxian: Dear listeners, it's me, I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.

Hu Yifei: Zhan Bo and I used to be conjoined babies. Before the age of two, our brains grew together.

Ceng Xiaoxian: Yes, and then the doctor gave him all Zhanbo's brains with a sharp knife.

Hu Yifei: I am not a casual person.

Ceng Xiaoxian: You are not human.

Hu Yifei: I won't fall twice in the same place!

Ceng Xiaoxian: Of course, green turtles all land on all fours. Please show me.

2 1, Ceng Xiaoxian: Narnia sanatorium, with a good therapeutic effect, not boring, going to bed early, 20% discount for guests, and less money. During the national promotion period, as long as the broken vegetables are 998, you will be sent to hospital immediately. I will also receive a kitchen knife with eight stars and eight arrows, and the effect of Narnia sanatorium is good! (Finally, Xiaoxian takes out a golden finger)

22. Ceng Xiaoxian's imagination: Honey, drink milk, drink milk, drink, why don't you drink! Sharapova, why are you crying again? I told you I don't know where your mother is. Albania or Algeria? God knows being with your real father. C Ronaldo, get down here and don't treat Qi Dan like a horse! Ali, you take Ayumi Hamasaki outside to play. Is the refrigerator a place to hide and seek? ! I'm going to hit you, Beckham. Why are you peeing on the balcony downstairs? ! And you, did you eat my sleeping pills as candy again, Jordan!

23. Hu Yifei: As the saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so what is it in the eyes of the beauty?

Ceng Xiaoxian: Eye drops!

Ceng Xiaoxian: One hundred people have one hundred opinions. You can't please everyone, because not everyone is human.

Ceng Xiaoxian: I allow you to walk around in my world, but you are not allowed to run around in my world.

Ceng Xiaoxian: My life has been broadcast live!

Ceng Xiaoxian: There is only a wall between them, so they have never met. Because one of them always goes to the left and the other always takes the elevator.

28. Ceng Xiaoxian: Oh, it is possible that a drunken ant met a lovelorn elephant, and the ant got pregnant with the elephant's child.

29. Ceng Xiaoxian: Think about the scene where you are sitting next to her, and then she still plays jokes on you without knowing anything. Then you speak, and she collapses, and then she cries, and then they hug each other and cry their eyes out. Finally, you have to tell her that we can't, so you'd better buy a cucumber!

Ceng Xiaoxian: You mean, it is a mouse, but its name is Xiao Qiang?