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Why are men so pitiful?

What men should know:

The last thing a man can see is his career; What women hate most is marriage. Women support men's career, and men should also support women's marriage.

A man's greatest weakness is that he often thinks that women are hinting at him.

I no longer love him. Saying goodbye is a woman's last virtue until she knows that he will be the most carefree tomorrow. Do men do the same to women?

What a man hurts a woman is not necessarily that he falls in love with someone else, but that he lets her down when she has expectations, fails to help her when she is weak, and envies her when she is successful. How can I say this kind of injury? I want to cry when I open my mouth.

Men should protect women, not because men are better than women, but because of the agreement of love.

A woman, however detached, still needs a man's shoulder to lean on.

When boiling water splashes on your skin, you are not the first person to get hurt, then she is your favorite.

What women should know:

Three favorite gifts for men. A tall hat. I send him hat after hat from time to time to praise and worship him; An admiring look. Even if he does a stupid thing, you still give him such eyes; The comfort of life. Let him know that you will share joys and sorrows with him. You are a comfort to his soul. When he receives these three gifts, he will send you many gifts.

Love should look to the future, not care about the past.

Sometimes, we are willing to forgive someone, not because we really forgive him, but because we don't want to lose him. Don't want to lose him, just pretend to forgive him.

If you have ever loved a man, you should leave him a little self-esteem, just like you will leave a warm lamp for yourself on a lonely and cold night.

If you like someone, to a certain extent, you will really think of everything for him ... If the people you love are not suitable for being together, why not let him go? Missing each other is much better than torturing each other.

When he loves and likes, what does it matter if you are stubborn and willful? When he doesn't like it, even if you are patient and cater to everything, he will still think that you have no personality.

You have to understand that when no one promises you the future, you are your own future. You don't need a man to always find fault with you. You don't need such a man. He can't find the ideal woman and will always change you. You need a man who really appreciates you-including your "shortcomings". It feels so good that it can only be described as "sweet".

Whether he loves you or not doesn't matter to your friends at all, but it matters to you. Then why don't you believe in yourself? It's better to believe that you have been loved than to believe that you have been played by feelings.

A smart woman is fragile when she is loved, strong when she is lovelorn, weak when she is in love and strong when she is alone.

See if you are suitable for being a woman or a man.