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What will you do if your phone is disconnected for a day?
I was thinking about watching half of TV, but suddenly the Internet was disconnected. I wanted to die, and I regretted why I didn’t buffer it before. I don’t have a TV at home, and I use a computer to watch TV, so I’m disconnected from the Internet and can’t do anything. If the Internet is suddenly cut off for a day, the first thing I do is go to bed. Without the Internet, I can't work, watch TV, or chat. What else can you do besides sleep? As for waking up, there are still many things to do.
?I am a person who loves to tinker in the kitchen. If I have time, I will show off my skills. I especially like to knead noodles and make some Sanzi. I also like fried rice. If I have the ingredients, I will try to stir-fry many novel dishes. However, when faced with an internet outage, the first thing I am willing to do is fry gnocchi. Because frying gnocchi is particularly time-consuming. You have to knead the dough first, then heat the oil pan, and finally start frying. It takes about half a day to wander over, and then the rest of the day is spent eating. Fried gnocchi, although nothing special, is a delicacy in my mind. After it was fried, I started eating. I am a person who can't sit idle while eating. So I will choose to read a book while eating.
Because I like to be distracted while eating, I will choose to read some entertaining books, preferably joke books. I stop reading once I'm almost full. At the next time, I will click on my mobile phone and continue to play what I left last time, and have fun. If you are unlucky, all your life will be used up. I just have to start writing.
When I am bored, I especially like to write some thoughts and record my feelings at this moment. By the time I finish writing my thoughts, the day must be almost over, so the next thing I can do is go to sleep. Today I will go to bed earlier than before, because the Internet is disconnected, so I can't be reckless.
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