Everyone has started telling jokes. Who can tell it best? I’ll leave it up to you to choose. Thank you.

Do you still remember the primary school Chinese textbooks you once studied? In retrospect, the text in it is really concise, and it reads like a cold joke... The most cold joke is lesson 10 of the first volume of the primary school textbook. The original text is as follows: Little Monkey Comes Down the Mountain One day, a little monkey came down the mountain. . It walked to a cornfield and saw that there were big and abundant corns. It was very happy, so it broke off one and carried it forward. The little monkey carried the corn and walked to a peach tree. It saw the peaches all over the tree were big and red, and was very happy, so it threw away the corn and went to pick the peaches. The little monkey held a few peaches and walked to a melon field. It was very happy when it saw the big and round watermelons all over the ground, so it threw away the peaches and went to pick watermelons. The little monkey walked back holding a big watermelon. As I was walking, I saw a little rabbit jumping around. It was so cute. It was very happy, so it threw the watermelon and chased the bunny. The little rabbit ran into the woods and disappeared. The little monkey had no choice but to go home empty-handed. Other texts ~: Lesson 1: Spring, the ice and snow melt, the seeds germinate, the fruit trees bloom. We came to the river, to the fields, to the hills. We found spring Lesson 2 Peach Blossom Apple Blossom Begonia Blossom There are many fruit trees planted in our village. It is spring now, the trees are full of flowers, and our village is a garden. In autumn, the trees are full of fruits and our village becomes an orchard. Lesson 3 Plowing the Land, Sowing, Fertilizing, Watering In spring, people work hard in the fields. Lesson 4 Blue Sky Parachute My sister is so brave, she dares to jump from the sky! There are flowers blooming in the blue sky, and I don’t know which one is my sister’s flower. Lesson 6 Spring Water Stream Rivers Lakes Sea Spring Water Spring Water Where are you going? I want to flow into the stream. Stream, stream, where are you going? I want to flow into the river. Rivers and rivers, where are you going? We all flow into the ocean. Lesson 7 Hainan Island Flowers are in bloom Yangtze River Willow branches are sprouting in Daxinganling Snowflakes are still flying In Daxinganling, snowflakes are still dancing. Willows are beginning to sprout on both sides of the Yangtze River. Flowers are already in full bloom on Hainan Island. Our motherland is so vast. Lesson 8: Martyrs' Tombs, Monuments, Wreaths. Tomb-Sweeping Day is here, and we go to visit the tombs. We lined up and came to the monument to lay wreaths made by ourselves. Lesson 9 Crow Drinking Water A crow was thirsty and looked for water everywhere. The crow saw a bottle with water in it. But the bottle was very tall and the mouth of the bottle was small. There wasn't much water in it, so it couldn't drink it. What to do? The crow saw many pebbles next to it. It figured it out. The crow picked up the pebbles one by one and put them into the bottle. The water in the bottle gradually rose and the crow drank the water. Lesson 10 The little monkey came down the mountain. One day, a little monkey came down the mountain. It walked to a cornfield and saw that the corns were big and abundant. It was very happy, so it broke off one and carried it forward. The little monkey carried the corn and walked to a peach tree. It saw the peaches all over the tree were big and red, and was very happy, so it threw away the corn and went to pick the peaches. The little monkey held a few peaches and walked to a melon field. It was very happy when it saw the big and round watermelons all over the ground, so it threw away the peaches and went to pick watermelons. The little monkey walked back holding a big watermelon. As I was walking, I saw a little rabbit jumping around. It was so cute. It was very happy, so it threw the watermelon and chased the bunny. The little rabbit ran into the woods and disappeared. The little monkey had no choice but to go home empty-handed. Lesson 11 Sima Guang In ancient times there was a man named Sima Guang. When he was a child, he was playing in the garden with some children. A child accidentally fell into a large water tank. The other children panicked, yelled, and some ran to find adults. Sima Guang did not panic. He lifted a stone and hit the jar hard. It broke in a few times. The water in the tank came out, and the child who fell in the tank was saved. Lesson 12 A Little Lamb After school, Bart heard a bleating sound on his way home. He looked around and found a little lamb in a small ditch. Who lost the lamb? Bart held the little lamb and asked around. Everyone said it was not lost. It was getting dark, so Bart had to take the lamb home. The next day, Bart got up early and went to see the lamb and gave it milk. When Bart came back from school, his mother said that the little lamb was lost by the fifth team. Bart ignored his meal, picked up the lamb, and ran quickly to the fifth team. The little lamb returned to its mother. Lesson 13 The spring breeze blows, the spring breeze blows, the willow trees are blown green, the peach blossoms are blown red, the swallows are blown, and the frogs are awakened.

The spring breeze blows, the spring breeze blows, the spring breeze blows slightly, and the light rain falls gently. Everyone, come and plant castor. Everyone, come and plant sunflowers. Lesson 14 A small river flows in front of my door. A small river flows in front of my door. I will keep the small river for fun. Xiaohe shook his head and refused, and hurriedly went to water the fields. The river flows in front of my door, I ask the river to stop. Xiaohe shook his head and refused, and hurriedly went to generate electricity. The river refused to play, the river refused to stand still, and kept running forward day and night without stopping. Lesson 15 The swallow flew back. Spring is here, and the little swallow followed its mother and flew back from the far south. Fly, fly, they fly across the sea. The little swallow looked down and asked strangely: "Mom, where are there so many iron towers on the sea?" Mom smiled and said: "My child, that is the derrick, and the workers are extracting oil from the seabed." Flying, flying, They flew over the mountains. Little Yanzi looked down and asked strangely: "Mom, why doesn't the train smoke?" Mom smiled and said: "My child, that is an electric locomotive. Look, there are wires on the roof." Flying , Fly, they flew across the fields to the place where they lived last year. Little Yanzi asked strangely: "Mom, where did so many new houses come from here?" Mom smiled and said, "My child, the farmers are living a good life. Look, isn't that kid who is writing Qiucheng?" Little Yanzi said happily : "Mom, Qiucheng has also gone to school." Mom said, "Yes! The changes in the countryside are so great!" The riddles of Lesson 16 sometimes fall on the mountainside, sometimes hang on the treetops, sometimes like a disk, sometimes like a A sickle. The clouds saw it give way, the small trees waved when they saw it, the seedlings saw it bend down, and the flowers nodded when they saw it. Lesson 17 This is a great idea. When Chairman Mao was seven years old, he and his friends once went to the mountains to herd cattle. . How can we herd the cattle well, chop more firewood, and pick some wild fruits? He and everyone came up with a good idea. They were divided into three groups, one group herded cattle, one group chopped firewood, and one group gathered wild fruits. It was getting dark. The cattle herding team fed the cattle well, the firewood cutting team chopped a lot of firewood, and the fruit picking team picked up baskets full of wild fruits. They divided the firewood and fruits into several portions, one for each person. Everyone said happily: "This is a great idea." Chairman Mao gave his share to the poorest partners. Lesson 18 Giving Raincoats It was late at night, and Premier Zhou was still working nervously under the lamp. Suddenly there was a burst of thunder and it started to rain heavily. After a while, Mother Deng held an umbrella in one hand and a raincoat in the other, and came to where Xiao Guo was standing guard. She said to Xiao Guo: "The Prime Minister asked me to bring you a raincoat. Put it on quickly." Mother Deng helped Xiao Guo put on the raincoat, and then said: "The Prime Minister asked me to tell you, when it thunders and rains, don't wear it." Standing under the big tree. "Xiao Guo was so excited that he couldn't speak. Lesson 19 Who is she? Wang Xiaotong went to school. An old woman was walking in front of him. It had just rained and the road was slippery. The old lady fell down. The child ran over quickly, picked up the old woman and sent her across the road. At this time, a passerby asked the child: "Is she your grandmother?" The child said: "No." "Is she your grandmother?" "No." "Who is she?" "I don't know her. ." For the 20th lesson, I chose Li Yongqin, who is the labor committee member of our class. He transferred to another school a few days ago. At today's class meeting, Teacher Lin asked everyone to elect a labor committee member. Who to choose? The classroom was quiet, everyone was thinking. Suddenly Wang Ning stood up and said, "I choose me." Everyone was stunned. Teacher Lin said kindly: "Wang Ning, tell me, why did you choose yourself?" Wang Ning said: "Li Yongqin and I are good friends. He loves labor and the collective. I want to love labor and care about the collective like him. "As soon as Wang Ning finished speaking, there was a round of applause in the classroom. Lesson 21 Tintin and the Small Plane Tintin is a smart child who wants to fly a plane. The teacher was teaching new words, and Ding Ding was busy making small airplanes while listening. The teacher saw it and asked, "Ting Ding, what are you doing?" Tin Ding stood up and whispered, "I'm making a plane." The teacher said, "In class, study hard and you can fly a plane when you grow up." In the evening, Tintin had a dream. I dreamed that the paper airplane turned into a real airplane with sparkling silver. Ding Ding ran over quickly. Suddenly the plane started singing: Tintin is so smart, he can make paper airplanes. Tintin, come on, come and fly a real plane. Tintin was very happy. He got on the plane and touched here and there, trying to fly the plane. Suddenly the plane started singing again: Tintin is uneducated and can't fly a plane. The plane couldn't fly, and Ding Ding was really anxious. In a hurry, Ding Ding woke up.

Students, please think about it, will Tintin be able to fly a plane when he grows up? Lesson 22 Elephants and Cranes An elephant can roll up a piece of wood. Elephants are so powerful. The crane can lift many pieces of steel. The crane is more powerful