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Classic talk before and after marriage

Classic talk before and after marriage

Classic talk before and after marriage. Before and after marriage, the state of mind between husband and wife will change greatly. Marriage is very important to couples. It is love that cultivates the fruit, but after getting married, couples who become lovers no longer think about love, but also the daily necessities in life. Let’s share with you some classic pre- and post-marriage talk, let’s take a look. Classic talk before and after marriage 1

1. When I mentioned marriage before, I thought of "forever"; now when I think of marriage, I think of "how long it will last."

2. When I got married, I said it was because I was "fancyed"; when I got divorced later, I said it was because I was "fancyed".

3. Before marriage, love is a myth; after marriage, love is a joke.

4. Men spend money to make women happy; women spend money because men make her unhappy.

5. If you marry into a "rich family", you must know how to manage money; if you marry into a "poor family", you must know how to make money.

6. People in the past regarded marriage life as "a lifetime"; modern people regard marriage life as "a while".

7. Before marriage, men wait for women in the restaurant; after marriage, women wait for men in the living room.

8. Before marriage, men often ask women to "discuss"; after marriage, men only tell women "conclusions."

9. Before marriage, the man spoke quietly to her; after marriage, the man spoke loudly to her.

10. When you are in love, you talk about love; after you get married, you tell lies again and again.

11. When men are in love, they like to be "hands-on"; after marriage, men become "hands-off".

12. Before marriage, everything a couple does is "romantic"; after marriage, everything a couple does is "waste".

13. If you want to get married, you must be independent; if you want to divorce, your children must be independent.

14. Men before marriage are mostly humorous; men after marriage are mostly silent.

15. A woman’s memory is best when quarreling; a man’s patience is worst after marriage.

16. When you are in love, you will "kiss" as soon as you meet; after you get married, you will "quarrel" as soon as you meet.

17. Before marriage, men often give women "blank checks"; after marriage, men often give women "blank checks."

18. When you are in love, life is "indescribably wonderful"; after getting married, life is "excruciating".

19. Before marriage, men stare at women every day; after marriage, women stare at men every day.

20. Before marriage, find someone to talk to when you have nothing to say; after marriage, don’t say anything if you have anything to say. Classic pre-marriage and post-marriage talk 2

1. Marriage is the beginning of love. There are too few people who stay together for a lifetime. There are always many people who give up halfway. Either they are hurt too deeply or they are really. Unable to go on. It wasn't until I regretted it that I realized that my original decision was wrong, that I couldn't recognize people well, and that I was completely different before and after marriage.

2. Since I married my wife, my life has become worse day by day. Before marriage, my mother washed my clothes; after marriage, I washed my wife's clothes; before marriage, if I didn't go home for dinner, my mother would take the initiative to call and ask if I was going back; after marriage, if I didn't go home for dinner, I would take the initiative to ask my wife for instructions. no.

3. You will know yourself before and after marriage... However, I believe that the choice of being unmarried is certain. Don’t be anxious. Choose slowly and slowly. I hope that being together in the end will be the best and only one. Yes, sincerely, because of love!

4. Three years of pain, seven years of itch. Everyone needs to get along'! The nature of many things is different before marriage and after marriage. A boy may not express a certain point too much before marriage, but girls will accept it even if the expression is not obvious! Don’t change it after marriage! If you can't get along, you will face divorce.

There are still people who have not yet reached the age and get married in a hurry because of congestion in the brain. After marriage, they find that they still have a lot of things that should be done that have not been done! Or if you do things you shouldn’t do in advance, everyone will have their own ideas!

5. Before marriage and after marriage, before and after pregnancy, my life will always be based on my own mentality. Happiness, joy, whatever you want. You are you, others are others. Never suppress yourself according to other people's rules.

6. Before and after marriage, everything revolves around money. Yes, it’s not all about money. I used to think that you have to spend money if you earn it, and it’s enough to spend it on your own. Now I feel that I have earned money. Not only do you have to spend, but you also have to save, and you also have to spend wisely. You are tired, your heart is tired, and you don’t want the person you love to work too hard for money.

7. It’s been four years so fast. In the first and second years, I felt that there was no change before and after marriage. In the third year, I was tired of it. In the fourth year, there were endless trivial quarrels.

8. Love that does not lead to marriage is just a hooligan. I feel that getting married is very difficult. Although it is as simple as signing a signature, it is very difficult before and after marriage. Am I thinking too much, or have I been brainwashed?

9. A woman who has to be independent before and after marriage and gives up her job (career) will not do anything well.

10. What is the difference between before and after marriage? I have thought about it seriously for a long time... It should be that holding a certificate is protected by law, hahaha. Other than that, nothing seems to have changed. We still work together, live together, live together, and walk the dog together as before.