Funny stories: secrets between neighbors

Everyone has his own secret in his heart, which he does not want to be known by outsiders. When people are born in this world, everyone has their own experience, whether it is smooth sailing, ups and downs, or survival in the cracks. The funny story in this issue tells the secrets between neighbors.

My friend Fang Liqiang and I are very close, but we are only about ten years apart in age. In order to facilitate communication and care, we bought a house in the same community. In fact, I take care of Fang Liqiang more often. He is a divorced single man with a boy in the second grade of junior high school, while I am an unmarried young man who currently has nothing to take care of.

No, Fang Liqiang told me early in the morning: "Xiao Zhao, I'm going on a business trip for a week. You can help me water the flowers at home in the morning and evening. My son is staying at school and won't be back until Friday night. "He's back, it's your business. You know, I'm too lazy to talk to my mother." I quickly promised, "Don't worry."

After lunch, I saw that the green radish grown in front of my computer was a little wilted. I remembered that the green radish at Fang Liqiang’s house was growing luxuriantly, so I wanted to cut a few bunches. Anyway, the green radish grows fast, so I cut it. After a few strings, when Fang Liqiang returns home, the green radish will grow back to normal. Pothos can absorb formaldehyde, purify the air, and looks beautiful. I like it very much. I found the scissors and walked excitedly to Fang Liqiang's house.

When I arrived at Fang Liqiang's house, I took out my key and opened the door. As soon as I pushed the door open a little, I was shocked because I found a pair of men's white running shoes - at least size 41! Could it be that Fang Liqiang suddenly went home? Listen, there is no sound. Then I look again, oh my god, there is a blue running shoe, and it is also very big! These three shoes can only mean one thing. These shoes are not Fang Liqiang's. He does not have three feet. There's a thief in this house! With my mind spinning, I quickly closed the door and ran downstairs before I thought of calling the police. However, I then thought again, had Fang Liqiang’s son returned home? I called their landline. I could hear their landline ringing upstairs, but no one answered!

I didn’t want to provoke the police to stir up trouble, so I called a security guard and went up to have a look together. Now, the two of them are more courageous. As soon as I opened the door, I stood at the door and shouted: "Is there anyone there? Is Fang Wenlong there?" Fang Liqiang's son's name is Fang Wenlong.

After a while, I heard someone speaking in a low voice, and then Fang Wenlong came out and said unhappily: "Uncle Zhao, how did you know I was at home?" I wiped the hair on my head. In a cold sweat, he said: "Little brat, I thought there was a thief in your house! I called your landline, why didn't you answer the call?" "I thought it was my dad calling, and I didn't want him to know that I came home at noon, because I brought my classmates home to play games." Fang Wenlong said it unequivocally.

I walked to the study and saw a strange boy sitting in front of the computer with an uneasy look on his face. There was a shrunken game button on the computer. I became angry when I saw it, and immediately lowered my face and said, "You want to focus on studying, how can you run home and play games at noon? Go back to school."

The boy stood up quickly. He went to put on his shoes. He was wearing blue shoes, and there was another one behind the door. Fang Wenlong made a face at me, asked me not to tell his father, and left with the boy.

As soon as the two boys left and the security guard left, I breathed a sigh of relief and went to cut pothos and cut a few bunches. When I turned around and saw the TV, it suddenly occurred to me that there was a TV show at 12:50 noon. The TV station was going to show "True Love Stories". This column was very exciting, so I turned on the TV and wanted to watch it. After the TV was on and there was an advertisement, I wanted to wash my face and wipe away the sweat.

When I looked in the mirror in the bathroom, I found a few pieces of dandruff. When I scratched them, they looked like snowflakes. Oh, I have to wash them off quickly. I have a receptionist job in the afternoon, so I have to pay attention to my image. As I was washing, the water wet the collar of my shirt around my neck, and some of the water even flowed onto my chest and abdomen, which was very uncomfortable. Alas, Fang Liqiang is my buddy. Anyway, he is not at home. Let me take a shower and change my clothes when I get home. Thinking of this, I took a shower happily.

When I was about to finish taking a shower, my cell phone rang. It was my girlfriend Nier calling. Nier said: "Xiao Zhao, where are you? I'll happen to pass by your house later and want to give you a coupon from a car dealership. Don't you want to buy a car?" This is what I want. The house is My parents bought it for me for my wedding, and I have always wanted to buy a car myself. Nier has a friend who works in a car dealership and has been asking for this discount for quite some time.

I said, "I'm at Fang Liqiang's house across the street. I'll be guarding the door for him. You know, No. B205. You can bring it to me in 10 minutes." I could have asked Nier to wait for me at the door of my house, but I wanted to "True Love Story" is about to begin. If I wait until I get home, I'm afraid I won't be able to see the wonderful beginning. If you can’t see the beginning of a TV series, you won’t be able to understand the rest. After taking a shower, I put on my shirt and pants, ready to open the door for Nier as soon as the doorbell rang.

At this time, my favorite "True Love Story" began to play on TV. Today it tells the story of an old father-in-law who suddenly discovered that he was not related by blood to his granddaughter, and his daughter-in-law was wronged. Just when I was watching with excitement, the doorbell rang. It was Nier! I opened the door, and to add to the fun, I first presented her with cut pothos, and then gave her a warm hug.