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Sun and moon Excalibur.

There are two sequels in Excalibur, which are called Evil.

Excalibur is divided into two parts, one with 20 episodes and the other with 40 episodes.

The first one is called Sun and Moon Excalibur, and the second one is called Jihad Storm. ..

It seems that when it spread to the mainland, it became a demon. ..

Starring: Dicky Cheung, Guo Jinan, Yang Ling, Liu Jiahui and Rain.

Ritong (Guo Jinan) and Yuetong (Dicky Cheung) were adopted by their magical mother-in-law when they were young, and they practiced martial arts and special functions. They grew up together and have a good relationship. They got rid of the magical Jiao Jiao girl (Chen Anying) and wandered the Jianghu. I met Yan Daxia () and started a tangled multi-angle relationship with Qiu, Jinhua and others. On the other hand, he fell in love with Bingji's wife Bingji and died for Bingji after his death, while Yan vowed to take revenge. Later, after Yuetong found out that he was originally a monty Zhu Tie, he was born with a demon nature that was hard to get rid of, and gradually became a demon that harmed the world, which was even more unfavorable to heaven. In order to safeguard justice, Japanese children fought against Yuetong. ...

After the Japanese children and the moon children joined hands to destroy the magic statue, the Japanese children married Qiu. At the wedding, the river demon appeared and took Qingqing away, but the day after tomorrow, although she saved Qingqing, she could not untie the golden lock that the river demon tied to Qingqing's foot, which made them very upset. Looking for a golden axe to unlock the golden lock, Sun Moon meets Duan Fei (Wu Qiming) on the way. Sun and Moon found the golden axe and finally broke the golden lock, but he didn't realize that the river demon used it to let the demon king go. Fortunately, the Sun and Moon Excalibur accidentally struck and locked the Lich King. I met (Yu) in May, and they fell in love, but because Fei likes butterflies, they hold a grudge against Yue. Later, the sun and the moon found that the butterfly was a sparrow demon. She tried to get rid of the demon, but the moon stopped her. This butterfly is very magical. Sun and Moon tried to exorcise her through Qingqing's practice, but failed, and they exchanged Shen Yuan. After that, the four of them talked about exchanging objects, which was embarrassing. Sun Moon tried every means to get these two women back to Shen Yuan, but Butterfly fell into a coma. Shen Yuan entered the green body and became one body and two Shen Yuan, making it bigger. While Sun Heyue was madly in love, he led the demons to use rya to shrink the moon. Sun Heyue struggled to defeat Fei, but broke out again and defeated Sun Heyue. ...

Ali Guo Jinan plays Qiu Jingjing and Yang Ling plays the role.

Ayue-Dicky Cheung as Liu Xiaodie-Rain as decoration.

Sister Jiao Jiao-Chen Anying as Xianger-Chen Jieyi as decoration.

Yan Pianqian-Liu Jiahui as Jiang Ling-Wu Yonghong as decoration.

Bingji-Liu Xiuping is like water-Ga-Bo Tsui is like you.

Golden Flower-Ye Biyun as Silver Willow-Hou as Decoration.

The Phoenix Queen-Liu, who thought she was a master-thought it was a decoration.

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You remember Excalibur, right? Ari, played by Guo Jinan, and Ayue, played by Dicky Cheung, the former is simple and honest, while the latter is clever and clever, bringing out the best in each other. The funniest thing is that the nicknames of both of them are very long, and they are called "the unparalleled power of the universe through the ages, the brilliant man of the sun and the moon".

I think the best performance in this film is Dicky Cheung. He plays so naturally that there is a fresh air in his cunning. He is lively and interesting and knows how to make girls happy. I really don't know why Qiu Jingjing chose Ayue instead of Ayue. The handsome Guo Jinan in the play is like a hero in the martial arts drama, serving the country and the people. He looks upright, but he can see from a distance and can't be ridiculous. Ayue is different. Like my brother next door, she has both good and evil. She rolled her eyes and came up with thousands of tricks. How fun it is to play pranks with him! What impressed me the most was that Ayue accidentally saw a woman taking a bath, resulting in pinholes in her eyes, which not only made her lose her skills, but also made her temporarily blind. As a result, I was suddenly put into a tent of flowers and silver willows, so I was entangled by two women and became a godsend husband. Now I want to laugh! It is because of this film that I remember Dicky Cheung. At that time, Dicky Cheung was really cute. Unlike now, it is always an expression, as stiff as if it had been starched.

I like Qiu Jingjing and Yang Ling in it. Her face is clean and her eyebrows are beautiful. When I smile, two small pear nests appear on my cheek. It's so cute, a standard sister next door. It's a pity that I only saw her play Fang Min in "The Big Times" later, and the scene was far less than that of Fang Ting played by Loretta Lee, so I was not impressed. At that time, when I saw this film, I thought Liu was pretty, with a round face and big eyes. I can't have anything to do with neurotic Princess Channing when I was killed. Rain, who plays Fluttershy, is the best actor I have ever seen to play mental illness, especially the way he shrinks his shoulders and smirks, which makes people feel numb. Think of A Zi if you don't believe me! Fluttershy is a sparrow demon in the film. I remember that as soon as she touched the wine, her wings would arch out from her shoulders, and then she had to look for vinegar everywhere to sober up. Very interesting!

Chen Anying, who plays Jiao Jiao's sister, has been a green leaf for almost all her life, but it seems to me that she has never played the leading role. She has played most roles, such as the silly aunt in the 83rd edition of the condor, the grandmother in the Chen Musheng edition of Dragon's Eight Branches, and Ruyi in the Golden Branch. Perhaps because she is short and plain, she has never been promoted. But the acting is still good. It's really easy to play Sister Jiao Jiao. I can't get rid of it. She is a female green leaf, and the evergreen male green leaf must be Liu Jiahui who plays Yan Pian Qian. Tony Leung Ka Fai and Nick Cheung are both "Jiahui" and have always been famous, but he has always been semi-famous. You should remember the word "Nie Shoutou" in Remembering Injustice, right? He also played a monk in Jiuyin Zhenjing, who was confronted with Huang just after he appeared and was beaten to vomiting blood. Wu Qihua's version of E-Day, he plays Cheng Kun with a treacherous face. In this film, Yan, the hero he plays, is cunning and shrewd. He never does anything against himself, but he is planted in the hands of Jiangling, who is smarter than him. Ling Chiang pretended to be pregnant and married him. Later, she bought a baby. As a result, the baby changed into a basket of crabs. She had the ability to search, saying that Yan Pian's actions were too wicked, and she was rewarded for giving birth to crabs! This woman is really cruel. Bing Ji, who also likes Yan, is gentle and beautiful, but she is no match for Jiang anyway! In the second part, Fluttershy likes Duan Fei, a handsome young man. Duan Fei was played by Wu Qihua's younger brother Wu Qiming. He looks like Qi Hua, but his eyes are more evil. What I admire most is that the screenwriter actually let Duan Fei sit on the flying carpet and fly all over the sky, just like Aladdin, full of romantic fantasy colors. I have been infatuated with Duan Fei for a long time for this magic carpet. However, Duan Fei was very narcissistic, and his temperament changed greatly after his face was scratched and disfigured.

The film as a whole is a funny fantasy comedy. There is nothing to see in the martial arts scene, it is always flying around. In terms of clothing, the second half was ok. In the first half, Ah Ri Ayue and Jiao Jiao dressed like beggars, which was embarrassing. He became a magical person in the back, but his clothes were much brighter. Duan Fei often wears a dark green cloak with a long, sparkling light. In addition, some plots are quite advanced. For example, Qiu Jingjing's father can drag English, and Ari Ayue will be besieged by a group of mummies wrapped in white cloth. Now that I think about it, it's all strange.

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