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What kind of daughter did Mr. Zhao get in his later years?

In the Northern Song Dynasty, there was a scholar named Lv Mengzheng in Luoyang, Henan. His family is poor and makes a living by selling words and writing documents. Because of his good writing style and cleverness, many scholars associate with him.

Due to family difficulties, Lv Mengzheng, who is in her twenties, is still unmarried. He doesn't like the average daughter's house, and everyone thinks he is poor.

There is a local rich man named Zhao, who is also very kind. On weekdays, he often helps the poor and buys Lv Mengzheng's words.

Mr. Zhao has only one daughter under his knee, named Dai Ju. She is clever, not only good at poetry and songs, but also good at riding horses and practicing martial arts.

This year, Mr. Zhao was fifty years old and his wife gave birth to a boy. He is very happy. Mr. Zhao is going to hold a grand banquet to celebrate. Of course, Lv Mengzheng was also invited.

At the banquet, Mr. Zhao asked a group of scholars to make a couplet for him and hang it outside the door to celebrate and show elegance.

A constantly chauffeured man dressed in silk stood up and said, "I'll write a couplet for the old man."

You see, it's Ni Xingguan, the eldest son of the assistant minister of the Ministry of Industry. He has the highest position among those who come today. He's welcome to sing a way:

A son should inherit his father's career;

I will repay your kindness.

When this alliance came out, Mr. Zhao and everyone cheered and were flattered. One of them shouted, "Great! Father, son, monarch and minister, perfect combination, seamless, ancient and modern! "

Nani Guan Xing looked at everyone proudly. At this time, Lv Mengzheng stood up unhurriedly and said, "Otherwise, there is something wrong with this couplet, for fear of being laughed at."

Ni listened and immediately asked unhappily, "What's the matter? Ask! "

Lv Mengzheng stood up slowly and said, "Do you know these three cardinal guides and five permanent members?"

Ni Guanxing immediately said: "Women and children all know!"

Lv Mengzheng added: "Is there a difference between up and down?"

Ni Xing said, "Heaven and earth are big, and kings are above them."

Lv Mengzheng said, "So, isn't it disrespectful for your couplets to put Zi and Chen on the top shelf and Father and Jun on the top shelf? Do you dare to hang such couplets outside the door? "

Lv Mengzheng this, they looked at each other, speechless. Mr. Zhao also felt that what he said was reasonable. He quickly smiled and said, "Please ask Mr. Lu to be a couple!"

In order to ease the embarrassing situation, I gave Ni a step down and smiled: "In fact, Ni Gongzi's writing style is also good, and his words and ideas are in place. Just move a little on the basis of Ni Gongzi's couplet. " Then sing a way:

Your grace and minister will be reported;

Father's career is responsibility.

Everyone present said that change is good, and Ni's mood was calm.

Just as everyone was eating and drinking happily, Mr. Zhao's daughter Daiju came back from playing in the wild. When she heard that couplets were made at the banquet, she ran over and smiled and said to everyone, "My uncle, brother and little girls also want you to point out couplets."

You see, a young girl, wearing a uniform, beautiful and generous, lively and lovely.

When Mr. Zhao saw his daughter come in, he smiled shyly: "My daughter is spoiled by the old lady. Laugh! Laugh! "

Dai Ju said, "My little daughter just rode a horse in the wild, and I occasionally got a sentence. Please make a copy. " Hence sing a way:

Horseshoe breaks through the green grass;

Due to Miss Zhao's intervention, the banquet hall immediately became active. Before you return to absolute being, just listen to Lv Mengzheng's right way:

The dragon's claws take away the faint clouds.

Miss added:

Gu Song is on the mountain, looking at the moon outside;

Lu childe quickly replied:

Purple bamboo in the garden, phoenix tail in the air.

Miss Lu childe so witty, happy, then kindly said 1:

The mountain is high and the road is dangerous Who can pick a stone fairy grass?

Obviously this HuaLiYouHua, Lv Mengzheng can hear it, so he replied:

Summer is steaming, Yue Dinglong Gate, only I dare to board!

When the two asked and answered questions, they made witty remarks, and everyone cheered again and again. Teacher Zhao nodded happily. Suddenly, an old man came forward with a smile, looked at Dai Ju and Lv Mengzheng and said with a smile, "These two people are made for each other. If Mr. Zhao gets this half son of Mr. Lu, he will be honored. If Mr. Lu has a talented woman like Miss Zhao to help him, he will definitely improve his career in the future. " Everyone also shouted: "Good! A natural couple! "

At this time, Mr. Zhao had acquiesced in his heart, and Miss Zhao Ran blushed.

Later, with the support of Mr. Zhao and the encouragement of Miss Zhao, two years later, Lv Mengzheng was admitted to Jinshi, became an assistant minister of the Ministry of Industry, and married Miss Zhao Daiju.