Detective joke

Let's talk about ranking first. The lowest rank is PC (police officer), that is, ordinary police officer, also known as "Songzai" or "Laosongzai".

The promotion of a police officer is "sergeant", that is, "sand exhibition". There are three silver V stripes on the sleeve. They are called firewood, so the sheriff is also called Sanchai.

The sergeant was promoted to "station assistant", and the old system was called master sergeant, so it was also called "Bazaar". There is a round medal on the sleeve. They are called "chicken pie", so the police chief is also called "chicken pie".

The higher level is the police officer. The first is the inspector level, which is also called "deputy" by Hong Kong people.

A new assistant who hasn't finished the probation period has a star on his shoulder and the door is called "Flower", so he is called "Flower" or "Zhu Zi". "Zhu" is the code word of "one" in the secret society in the past.

After the probation period expires, you can hang 2 flowers on your shoulders; After the exam, if you see that the promotion board is qualified, you can hang two flowers and add a silver note to become a "senior inspector." Once again, if Board passes, he will become the chief inspector of Three Flowers.

Above the inspector level, it is the "supervisor" level. The sergeant has a crown medal on his shoulder and a silver decoration on the front of his police hat, which is different from others and can be seen from a distance. It is very imposing, so the superintendent is also called "white hat edge" and "old policeman" (probably from "policeman" or "policeman").

Above the superintendent is the Senior Superintendent, above the Senior Superintendent is the Chief Superintendent, and then the Assistant Director.

The deputy director or above is the senior deputy director, the deputy director or above is the deputy director, and the highest is the director.

In the police force, holidays are called "human feelings", night shift is called "night end" and dismissal is called "face lifting". The disciplinary inquiry about the police's loss of courage is called "disciplinary board", which can be used as a noun and verb. For example, a policeman did something wrong and was punished by the boss.

Retirement is called "biting". A policeman can apply for biting at the age of 45, and then he can be re-employed as a "castration". This is the best arrangement in a policeman's life. He will immediately move into public housing and enjoy pension and pension. Besides, since he has retired, he can't be fired even if he makes the biggest mistake. At most, it is to stop employment, which does not affect the continued pension.

The person on duty in the report room is also referred to as "sitting in the classroom", and writing down the information reported is called "keeping a copy". The police chief in charge of dispatching police cars is called the "front", and the police officer in charge of investigating the cause of death is called the "corpse king". The area is called Huantou, the individual area patrolled by a police officer is called Beat, the patrolman is called Beat, and the police officer whose boss supervises Beat is called Lageng. Robby is called "Lao Li", burglary is called "Lao Bao", rape is called "Lao Qiang", and having sex with underage girls is called "Zhong Liu".

When arresting the suspect, the police said, "You don't need to say it, but you said I would write it down with a pen and testify in court later." This program is called Caution. If you say so, it is called "cau".

As for ordinary people who watch old movies, the "detective" who impressed them the most, wearing a felt hat and a long coat, actually disappeared from the police department long ago and disappeared in the 1980 s. According to them, the inspector is an old system, and his rank is only "chief criminal detective", and his rank has not yet reached the inspector level.

But in the past, when syndicated corruption prevailed in the police department, detectives controlled gambling and drug trafficking activities in the area, grasped the source of black money collection, and even superiors had to accept its benefits, so that they could give orders. Those detectives often invite reporters to dinner and make good friends, so that some news reports about police actions are written as "Sergeant YYY" and ZZZ led by "Inspector XXX of China", and together with a dozen spies, they go somewhere to mop up ... ",which makes a big joke!

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