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Erlang God Yang Canjian, do you really want to beat the Monkey King?
0 1, Guanyin Bodhisattva measured the wooden coffin, and tested that Yang Jian could beat the Monkey King to eat flat peaches and hold a banquet in the Monkey King. After that, the heaven sent Li Jing and his son and the four heavenly kings to encircle the demon monkey, and there was no substantial progress. At this time, Guanyin Bodhisattva just came to attend the Flat Peach Conference. When she heard the news, she sent her big disciple Mu Bin to test the Monkey King's strength.
As the second son of King Li Jing of Tota, Mu Shu practiced with Guanyin Bodhisattva for several years, and his strength is not bad. After 60 rounds with the Monkey King, he was defeated, and then he quickly returned to the Heavenly Palace to recuperate.
Guanyin Bodhisattva got the message from Mubai, thought about it, folded her hands and began to play. Your majesty is relieved. I can catch this monkey by resting my spirits. ? So Guanyin Bodhisattva recommended Erlang God Yang Jian and asked the Jade Emperor to order him to accept the demon.
It can be seen that Guanyin Bodhisattva confidently elected Erlang God Yang Jian after obtaining objective information, which proves that Yang Jian can suppress the Monkey King with hard power.
02, Erlang Shen Yang Jian and the Monkey King recorded analysis, we can see that Yang Jian restrained the Monkey King Yang Jian everywhere. After receiving the jade emperor's will, he was also overjoyed. He took his six plum blossom brothers, 1200, Cao Tou Shen, Tian Gou, Shen Ying and other assistants to Guo Huashan to collect demons.
At first, the arrogant the Monkey King didn't take Yang Jian seriously. He was delicate when he saw Jiro's strange appearance. He thought it was a little boy who was wet behind the ears. Even after Jiro signed up, he used the past to humiliate Yang Jian, calling Jiro a junior, disdaining to fight with him, and asking him to call out the four heavenly kings to fight with himself.
But after the Monkey King fought Erlang God, there was no victory or defeat in 300 rounds. On the contrary, the monkey grandson of the Monkey King was beaten by the Meishan brothers, and even the four demon monkeys of the Monkey King were scattered and unable to resist. These four demon monkeys are two red monkeys and two arm-in-arm apes, which were fried by the Tathagata Buddha (is it possible? There are four monkeys in the world? No matter what, it can be seen that the strength of the Meihua brothers is extraordinary.
The Monkey King named four old monkeys as masters, two red monkeys as Marshal Ma and Marshal Liu, and two back-piercing apes as General Bang and General Ba.
Ling Ming boulder, change, know the weather, know the location, change the stars.
The red horse monkey knows yin and yang, knows people, is good at going in and out, and avoids death and prolongs life.
Apes with piercing arms, taking the sun and the moon, shrinking the mountain of money, distinguishing monsters, and doing kunmo. After the Yang Jian brothers made trouble, the Monkey King immediately panicked and stopped fighting with Yang Jian. Instead, he used 72 changes to escape. It's a pity that Yang Jian happens to be proficient in change. He can see through the incarnation of the Monkey King and then turn it into a special restraint of his own existence. Finally, Yang Jian shot the Monkey King with a slingshot, and when he saw the flaw of planting flags behind the Earth Temple, he was surprised by the Monkey King's ability, which forced him to give up the Book of Changes and escape with invisibility.
Erlang God chased the Monkey King back to Huaguoshan and let him fall into the encirclement of heaven. Later, with the help of the old gentleman Jin Gangzhuo, Erlang God won ahead of time, tied the Monkey King up and put it into his pipa, making him unable to resist and change, and then returned to heaven.
In this war, we can see that Yang Jian is holding back the Monkey King everywhere, but in contrast, the Monkey King has no winning side, so it is only a matter of time before the Monkey King is defeated, even if no outsiders intervene.
After the war, the Monkey King's mentality also changed. At first, he called Erlang God a junior, then he crossed with his peers (true sages can change, but old people can't lose even if they gamble), and then he called Erlang God a big brother, so he was embarrassed to see him (but there was a big brother with sages, and I was subdued by him, so I didn't see him well).
So the Monkey King himself admits the strength of Erlang God, so readers don't have to force the Monkey King to beat Erlang God.
03. the Monkey King belongs to Taiyi Scattering Immortals, and his real strength is between seven yuan and six divisions. In many people's minds, the Monkey King's strength is very strong, and there is no opponent in the spirit of heaven. Even the jade emperor was hit under the chair by him, so he had to go to the Western Heaven to beg the Tathagata Buddha to surrender him.
Actually, it's not. The Monkey King doesn't even have a pick Jin Xian. He is just a scattered fairy in Taiyi. He hasn't entered the real mainstream yet. He can defeat nine obsidian stars, but there are still them. Sanqing, Yusi, Wulao, June 4th, Seven Yuan, Octupole? . These great gods don't show up for the time being, and even Wang Lingguan, the assistant of You Sheng Zhen Jun, can fight with him regardless of the outcome (this is Taiyi Thunder Hua Yingzun, and that is Monkey King and Monkey Monster. The two of them were fighting in one place, and he was firmly surrounded outside Lingxiao Hall. What if you wish a saint, a true gentleman and a mighty emperor? After nine days of wandering, the Monkey King's body and mind will be destroyed.
When fighting with Wang Lingguan in the Monkey King, the Jade Emperor heard something outside the temple and learned that the Monkey King had escaped. He felt that the Taoist immortals in the sky didn't work hard, so he sent someone to the Western Heaven to announce it? Five parties and five elders? Buddha level, let the people of this sect make moves to subdue the demon.
Taoist immortals don't work hard, and there are many hints in the book. Just give two examples:
Li Tianwang and Nezha, holding a demon mirror, stood in mid-air; The true king surrounded the Great Sage in the middle and gambled one after another. (It is better to gamble at the theatre than to join hands to subdue the demon.)
The old gentleman caught up with him, was slapped by him, fell headlong and ran away. (First, help the Monkey King take him into his own room, then remove the shackles from him, remove the instrument wearing the pipa, and then put the Monkey King in a safe place in the gossip furnace. After 49 days, he came out of the the Monkey King, and he didn't need a magic weapon. He put some water and left immediately. )
So it's not that the Monkey King is strong, but that Tianshi didn't really show his magical power, so the Jade Emperor began to reuse the Buddha power of Lingshan to maintain balance.
04, the Monkey King's own 72 has fatal defects, a yellow hair, 1 tail and two red buttocks can't be hidden and returned to the Monkey King. His 72-year-old pride is well understood not only by Yang Jian, but also by Pig Bajie, Golden Winged Dapeng Carver and others. This is because his 72-year-old body is defective:
If you change people, you will only change your head and face, not your body. You will also have yellow hair, two red stocks and a tail. So this yellow hair, 1 tail and two red buttocks are his fatal defects. If he meets a strong opponent, he is likely to die. When the Monkey King first fought Erlang God, it was because this tail was exposed that he was almost beaten to pieces by Erlang God and his teeth were knocked out.
Moreover, his iron mentality is not an absolute defense. King Kong Zhuo can be broken, Samadhi can be broken, scorpion essence can be broken, and Erlang God Yang Jian's roaring dog can also be broken:
Caught up by grandpa Jiro's puppy, he bit his calf and pulled it down again. He fell asleep and scolded: This dead man! You don't bother your parents, but you bite me! ? I couldn't get up when I turned over, and I was held down by the Seven Saints. I tied the rope and let the hook knife pierce the pipa, which can't be changed. It can be seen that while Yang Jian is good at variety shows, he also knows how to crack 72 variety shows. He can use a hook knife to break through his defense, but the Monkey King can't use the 72-style after stabbing with a pipa.
Therefore, the Monkey King is not the invincible the Monkey King. He has an exclusive nemesis like Erlang God, and other top players crush him with hard power.
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