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Humorous sentences
1. I have heard thousands of beautiful sentences, none of which are as lovely as you.
2. In the future, I will grow up with you and you will grow old with me.
3. I feel guilty for thousands of times every day, and I still regard you as my first love.
4. Compared with day and night, I still can't see enough.
5. When you sleep, you are an angel, and when you wake up, you are really a little devil.
6. You broke my heart, and you sprouted it.
7, the sun baby combined with the sun scenery, the standard life winner photo.
Because of you, my world has become so messy and beautiful!
9. officially join the day and night industry for you.
10, I gave birth to a baby, I was fed milk, I cooked all night, and my love was endless.
1 1, others bask in my little lover, and I bask in my little rival.
12. Parents who take their children out to play every week are the real "rich people".
13, walking the baby every day, living between madness and Buddha, hard and happy.
14, you make things difficult for me, but I can't help you.
15, you broke my heart, you sprouted my heart.
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