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Do you know the sex of Rudolph the Reindeer? Do you know if Rudolf (the name of Santa Claus reindeer) is a male or a female?

How should I know! How should I know!

But I know that it is definitely a female. I know. It must be a woman.

Why? What is the reason

Because Santa Claus is a man! Because Santa Claus is a man.

story

The lion and the fox

The lion once said that he was dying.

So he invited all the animals to listen to his last wish.

The goat came to the lion's cave. He stood there listening for a long time.

Then a sheep went in. Before she came out, a rabbit came in to listen to the last wish of the king of beasts.

But soon the lion seemed to recover and went to his hole.

He saw a fox waiting outside. "Why don't you come in?" The lion asked the fox.

"I beg your pardon," said the fox. "I saw many animals enter your cave, but none came out.

I'd rather wait outside before they come out again. "

The old lion and the fox

An old lion claimed that he was dying of illness. He told all animals to listen to his last words.

A goat went into the lion's cave and stayed there, and then a sheep went in. Before, a rabbit went in to listen to the last words of the king of beasts.

But before long, the lion seemed to be good enough to walk to the mouth of the cave. He saw the fox standing at the mouth of the cave and asked, "Why don't you come in?"

"Dear Your Highness," replied the fox, "if I hadn't found only the footprints that went in and didn't come out, I might have entered the cave."

Moral: Be careful of other people's traps, because once you go in, it's hard to get out again.

Words of blessing

On the occasion of Christmas, I wish you a song in your heart and a happy New Year.

On the occasion of Christmas, I wish you a happy song in your heart and a happy New Year!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

I wish you peace, happiness and happiness on the occasion of Christmas and New Year.

I wish you peace, happiness and happiness at Christmas and New Year!

Warm greetings and best wishes for a merry Christmas and New Year!

Warm congratulations and best wishes, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Miss you and wish you a beautiful Christmas.

On the occasion of this beautiful Christmas, I would like to send my thoughts and best wishes.

It seems that Christmas is here again, and it's time to welcome the New Year. We extend our best Christmas wishes to you and your loved ones, and wish you prosperity and happiness in the new year.

In a blink of an eye, Christmas is here again, and it's time to welcome the New Year. We extend our best Christmas wishes to you and your relatives, wishing you prosperity and happiness in the new year!

I wish you happiness at Christmas and New Year.

I wish you a very happy Christmas and New Year.

Thinking of you all the year round, I wish you Christmas greetings and best wishes. I wish you a beautiful Christmas and a happy New Year.

Thinking of you all the time, I send my best Christmas wishes, wishing you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year.

I wish you a brilliant and happy Christmas. I hope you are all right.

I wish you all the best in this brilliant and happy Christmas season! I wish all the best!

I wish you all a merry Christmas and a happy and successful New Year.

Merry Christmas and a happy and successful New Year.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Christmas comes only once a year. But when it comes, it will bring happiness.

Christmas comes only once a year, but every time it comes, it brings joy.

Give you endless happiness and wish you a merry Christmas and New Year!

Give you special wishes. May Christmas and the New Year bring you endless happiness and satisfaction.

May you have the best Christmas.

May you have the best Christmas!

May you be filled with happiness in the new year.

Let warm wishes, happy thoughts and friendly greetings come to you at Christmas and stay with you.

Let warm wishes, happy thoughts and friendly wishes come to you at Christmas and stay with you.

May Christmas greetings from your daughter bring you happiness.

May your daughter's Christmas greetings bring you happiness.

Christmas greetings and daily hopes, may your mind be peaceful and full of love, may your world be full of happiness, and may everything be satisfactory and happy.

Christmas wishes and daily hopes. May your heart be quiet and full of love, your world be full of happiness, and everything be all right and happy.

May the joy of Christmas be with you all the year round.

May the joy of Christmas be with you all year round.

All your students wish you a safe Christmas and all the best.

I wish the teacher Christmas is full of peace and love.

May your Christmas shine brightly and your New Year be brilliant! May this season bring you a lot of happiness.

May your Christmas shine brightly and your New Year be brilliant! Happy holidays!

May you have all the blessings of a beautiful Christmas.

Merry Christmas to you.

Wish you a happy holiday.

Wish you a happy holiday.

I hope all your Christmas dreams can come true!

May all your Christmas dreams come true!

May you enjoy the joy of Christmas and all the gifts.

I wish you all the happiness and gifts of Christmas.