Primary schoolboy jokes

1. Ants

A first-grade child told the teacher as soon as he returned to the classroom: "Teacher, there are a lot of ants in the toilet!"

The female teacher nodded. I suddenly remembered that the word ant (ant) has been taught in English since the beginning of school. I wanted to see if the children still remembered it, so I asked: "What do you mean by ant?"

The child looked confused. After a while, he replied: "Ant, he, he didn't speak!"

2. Proposal

Xiaofang, a second grader, is very cute and is often pestered by the boys in the class. One day, Xiaofang came home and said to her mother: "Mommy, Xiaoqiang proposed to me today and asked me to marry him?" Her mother asked casually: "Does he have a regular job?" Xiaofang thought for a while and said: He is the one in charge of erasing the blackboard in our class. ”

3. Underestimating my son

My colleague Dapeng brought his daughter to play at home.

This is the first time I saw his daughter. I didn’t expect that At this age, I heard that she is in the second grade of elementary school.

The little girl is very polite and takes the initiative to say hello as soon as she walks in. In this regard, my son is very different. He may not even scream.

The little girl is also very cute and behaves like a little adult. To be honest, I fell in love with her right away.

In the evening, I took the initiative to ask my son: "Look, the little girl who came today is about the same age as you. What do you think of her?" In fact, I mainly wanted to encourage my son to learn from others through his impression of her. .

As a result, the son actually asked: "Do you want me to fall in love with her?"

4. I want to be a teacher when I grow up

Home I have a young daughter, who is four and a half years old. She is usually timid and does not like to talk to strangers, but she makes a big splash

During the Chinese New Year, uncles and aunts who don’t come often come to visit, and she is alone. Lying on the table, scribbling and drawing, the aunt asked from the side: "Youyou (daughter's nickname), what are you drawing?"

My daughter was silent. , the painting is really good, do you want to be a painter when you grow up?"

Still silent.

"Oh, auntie guessed wrong, tell auntie, what do you want to be when you grow up? ?"

The feeling of unfamiliarity gradually faded away. He raised his little head and said childishly: "I want to be a teacher!"

"Oh, that's right. Let me tell my aunt about it. What kind of teacher do you want to be?"

My daughter was surprised: "My surname is Wang, of course I will be Teacher Wang, how can you not know it is so simple?"