Humorous jokes with animals

1, Butterfly complains that bees have a small belly, and there are so many sweet words in them that they just don't tell me. It's irritating! Bees complain about butterflies, wearing exotic flowers and grasses, and the two antennas on their heads are so long that they just don't send me text messages. I'm bored to death!

2. In class, the teacher asked: Who knows the difference between frogs and toads? A student raised his hand and answered, the frog is a prince and the toad is an illegitimate child. Also, the toad wants to eat swan meat, but the frog doesn't.

The fox stole the elephant's ivory, and the elephant went to settle accounts with the fox. He saw a goat in the distance and said that thieves are so rampant these days that even ivory is hanging on their heads, and they are not afraid of the black cat sheriff coming to investigate the case.

4. The Wolf: This king is lonely instead of catching sheep. Pleasant Goat: I'm not playing Big Wolf. I'm helpless.

The cat couldn't help being hungry and stole a chicken. The master taught him a lesson and pulled out all his teeth. He said: Let's see if you dare to steal chickens again! The cat cried. Not only can I not steal chickens, but I can't catch mice.

6. Sheep: Why do you love me? Wolf: Because you are flawless. Sheep: What do you like best about me? Wolf: I like you best in my belly. Sheep are shy. The wolf pounced on the sheep.

7. Father Snail said, "When shall we move to a better house?" Mother snail said, "You think you are a hermit crab. Houses can be picked up and changed. "

8. Gecko's girlfriend needs to change clothes again. Brother Gecko said, "You really should learn from other people's turtles. You can only wear one dress in your life, and it will always suit you. "

9. The lion was bitten by a bug. The lion looked down angrily and found nothing! At this moment, a ladybug climbed up! The lion went up and held it down with a palm and scolded, "Little girl! Do you think I don't know you when you wear a Tang suit? "

10, polar bear mother and son see panda, son: That black and white bear is really beautiful. Mother: He is your cousin. He was covered in black stripes when he was digging coal! Zi: Sunglasses are so cool! Mother: What are sunglasses? That's the contractor's business!

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