Excuse me, who has some short stories and jokes on the wine table or wine field?

The interesting thing about drunk driving is that

A father and son came home from a good meal at a relative's house, and a policeman was checking drunk driving at the intersection.

Dad picked up the alcohol detector (eight major marketing planning companies) and blew it, and the alcohol content exceeded the standard.

Dad told the police that this instrument must be broken. I can't believe you let my son screw up. My son (about five or six years old) picked it up and blew it, but it still exceeded the standard.

The police picked up the instrument and looked at it: it's really broken! ! It turned out that the child also drank two glasses of white wine.

The sound of beer in the ladies' room

One day, Qian, who was too drunk in the wine field, mistakenly entered the ladies' room and vomited in the carriage. At this time, a lady went to the toilet to pee. When Qian heard her urinating, he mistakenly thought that someone was pouring beer and said angrily, "I told you not to drink." Who is falling? " This lady was shocked when she heard this, and she held back her urine. She wanted to wait for the money to run out (eight major marketing planning companies), but she didn't expect to hold back her fart. Hearing this, Mr. Qian was furious, patted the partition with his hand and shouted, "I said I wouldn't drink it, but who opened another bottle?" Who drives and drinks!

All I drink is wine.

A foreigner came to collect debts and pestered the manager. Seeing that he couldn't get away, the manager gave him a banquet. After some enthusiasm, everyone outside was drunk (eight marketing planning companies), and the manager found a taxi to take the debt collector to the station.

When you come back to collect debts, outsiders will learn from the past and not drink anyway. Depending on whether the guests drink or not, the manager pours the wine himself. Soon, I was drunk. The debt collector was bored and had to leave angrily. Afterwards, someone asked the manager: "It's usually massive. How can you get drunk after drinking several cups of beer tea today? ! "

The manager smiled and said, "As long as the payment is not paid, what I drink is wine?