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How do girls reply when they laugh?
How to reply when girls laugh? Many people are confused about the art of chatting. We should be clear about what to say and what not to say in any occasion, especially when girls laugh.
How do girls reply when they laugh 1? 1. What do girls mean by laughing?
Boys don't underestimate the smile that girls give you, which may mean the following:
1, too lazy to reply to you.
I will watch you become stupid quietly.
Your chat topic is so boring that I don't want to talk.
4, high cold, ridicule
5. Wandering on the edge of anger
6. Girls are unhappy.
Step 7 be embarrassed and perfunctory
8. Want to end the chat?
Straight men often have a characteristic in chatting: they only care about their chatter, but they don't care about girls at all, because they don't understand girls' thoughts at all, and of course they don't consider their status. Actually, I used to be like this myself. Basically, chatting is talking directly to death, and girls no longer respond.
It was not until I read the cheats "Jiang Han must fall in love" that I found that not only chatting is a technical job, but many of my ways of chasing girls are wrong. No wonder they are still single after 30. Then I studied hard, basically for a month, and successfully got a girl with high scores, and now I have married home. Single brothers should go and see it. Jiang Han must love art, and there are e-books online. Anyway, it would be great not to spend money to help them take off the bill.
Second, how to deal with girls' smiles?
1, reflect on yourself
You should know whether the letter sent by the girl is smiling. Is the WeChat circle of friends you sent today vulgar, making her begin to doubt your taste? Or inadvertently praised a girl who made her jealous and unhappy? Or does she think you don't understand her, and you are still preaching to her here? In the eyes of a girl, she may give you a smile on everything she thinks is incredible.
2. Emotional chat
Girls are usually very emotional. They like to express their emotions and feelings when chatting, while men like to solve problems when chatting. Many boys often chat without a word, and are dubbed as "topic terminator" and "straight male cancer". If you want to chat happily with girls, you should be good at emotional chatting with girls, share your emotions and express your feelings in the process of chatting. Emotional chat can quickly make girls feel that you know her well.
Example of error chat:
Woman: "I'm in a super bad mood today. I have a cold and a headache. "
Man: "then drink more hot water quickly, you have a cold."
Woman: "Smiling expression"
Correct chat presentation:
Woman: "I'm in a bad mood today. I have a stomachache during my period."
Man: "poor baby, if only menstruation could move, I'll help you share the pain of stomachache."
Woman: "Haha, this picture is so beautiful that I can't even imagine it ~"
Step 3 express your attitude
If you are chatting with a girl and want to choose an evasive attitude in the face of a girl's question, but the girl finds out, the girl will smile back at you. In many cases, it doesn't mean that you need a heartless answer. Girls actually can't tell right from wrong. She just wants you to support her attitude. You can show that you support her first, and then analyze the problem with her and say that she will realize her problem. This is the view of a wise man.
What do girls mean by smiling? Of course, the girl's smile also has a more positive meaning. For example, when you say hello at the beginning, the girl gives you a smile, which is good. Here we go. But at other times, the meaning of girls' smiling expressions mostly has a lot of subtext, so you need to dig deeper at this time.
How do girls reply when they laugh? 2. Analyze a girl's psychological state that she has been laughing. It depends on the context between you, how you talk and the girl's attitude towards you. And girls say hahaha, there are generally the following three situations:
1, the girl is very happy to chat with you. She is really teased by you and can continue chatting.
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Maybe you are bored chatting with that girl. A girl wants to end the chat, but just answering you politely hahaha doesn't mean she is happy.
3. Your words upset the girl, and she answered you perfunctorily, hahaha;
4. The topic or sentence you said is very funny, and the girls are amused by you. Say ha ha ha.
No matter whether a girl is really happy or unhappy when she says hahaha, you can make her laugh again with a humorous reply, which is beneficial to your further development.
1, giggle in broad daylight, be careful to scare passers-by with teasing, and suppress her giggle a little. A slightly smarter woman will be embarrassed if she doesn't fight, and the effect will be very good.
Every time I see someone say haha to me, I want to take a hose and connect the faucet at one end with her mouth at the other end to see if she is still "mouthing". No, haha was skillfully disassembled into a mouth, and a joke was used to divert the attention of girls and start a new topic.
3. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. You laughed to death. Are you so happy? Tell me what you are happy about, make me happy. It is necessary to arouse girls' emotions and let girls take the initiative to start a topic.
4. You have been replying to me, hahaha, laughing all the time. Do you want to marry me and have fun in the future? Here, you can daydream appropriately, so that girls have a sense of picture. Girls usually reply that you don't hate it. If the girl reacts well, you can be ambiguous.
5, girls reply hahaha, maybe it's fun to chat with you. At this time, you can echo the girl's hahaha, reply to the girl's smiling expression or reply to the girl's hahaha.
How do girls reply when they laugh? How to make girls laugh?
Good-looking skins are the same, and interesting souls are unique. Fun is humor. Humor is a compulsory course to pick up girls.
Ok, now I'll teach you a reproducible humorous speech, multi-paragraph humor.
Multi-paragraph humor is to provide a seemingly serious topic. After several rounds of serious conversations, I suddenly gave an unexpected nonsense answer and pushed the topic to absurdity.
For example, you can say to a girl, "I had a dream yesterday." Hearing this, most girls will ask you what dreams you had. At this time, you can seriously sell it and say, "I dreamed that you were chatting with a handsome guy, and I cried after seeing it." At this time, no matter how the girl responds to you, you should push the topic to the absurd. For example, you can say to a girl, "The result of face-to-face chat with you was so scary that I cried." At this time, the chat atmosphere between you and girls will definitely rise.
Have you learned multi-paragraph humor?
One of the skills of chasing girls to chat is a panacea, and that is humor. Humor can make you invincible when chatting with girls. Of course, we didn't mean to make fun of you. We will have our own routines. Please continue reading:
Humor Skills of Chasing Girls' Chat —— A Wrong Negation
This technique is similar to false admission, but in the opposite way, that is, when a girl accuses or questions you, she pretends to deny it and then admits it again to create a humorous effect.
In fact, there are two ways to answer any question, which can create humor. One is to admit before denying, and the other is to deny before admitting.
Let's take a closer look at the same example:
When chatting with a girl, the girl asked, "Do you often meet such girls in the street?"
I said, "Not often. I only know a dozen a day. "
The girl asked, "Do you often come to this bar?"
I would say, "Not often, only once a day."
The girl asked, "Do you often take girls home?"
I will answer, "No, I often take men home."
The girl asked, "Do you like picking up girls very much?"
I replied, "No, I like being hit on by girls."
This is what we call false denial technique, which can achieve humorous effect in many cases.
Chasing girls' chatting humor skills, two false echoes
When a girl says something, if you disagree, don't say anything against it. Pretend to agree with her first, then extend, exaggerate and return to absurdity.
For example, girls say, "I hate men smoking."
You said, "It's just ... smoking should be your woman's hobby.
The girl said, "I am punctual!" " "
You said, "well ... always on time, never more than an hour later."
The girl said, "Does my new hairstyle look good?"
You said, "beautiful! ..... hey? What did you just say beautiful? "
Pick up girls, chat skills, skills, three reverse orders
Reversing the other party's word order still constitutes a legal sentence, which often creates accidents and humor.
For example, I give girls sunglasses and praise them for their beauty.
The girl said, "My face looks good in any sunglasses."
I said, "My sunglasses look good on everything."
The girl said, "I don't like that bar."
I said, "Well, that bar doesn't like you either."
The girl said, "Every time I see you, you are in this bar."
I said, "You are wrong, but every time I am in this bar, I will see you."
Chat humor skills of chasing girls: three-line grab.
Stealing lines means saying what girls want to say. Sometimes it is said before the girl speaks, sometimes it is to repeat what the girl said, or to repeat the girl's mantra. If you say what a girl wants to say before she opens her mouth, it will surprise her and produce a humorous effect. When grabbing lines, imitating girls' intonation and expressions can enhance the funny effect.
For example, if you have dinner with a girl, you hand the menu to the girl.
Ask her, "What do you want to eat?"
Then before the girl could speak, she said, "Oh, I know, I know ..."
Then imitate the girl's voice and say sourly, "Whatever!"
For another example, some girls have some buzzwords, such as "disgusting".
You can repeat this mantra on various occasions when talking to girls.
"I hate rainy days."
"I hate crossing the street."
"I hate going to eat."
"I hate eating Hunan cuisine."
"I hate that you always say hate ..."
I want to say that grabbing lines is a skill I often use, and the effect will be surprisingly good. Brothers can use it more.
Humorous skills of chasing girls to chat: 4. Be a good person.
"Pretending to be a good person" is also a deception. Pretending to be a good person is to imitate the practices of those "good people" around girls, imply that they are not like this through exaggerated tone and expression, or break their "good person image" through subsequent turning points.
To give a simple little example,
The girl said, "Thank you!"
Most men will say, "You're welcome!"
Or "I'm glad you thought of me."
But such an answer is too serious, boring and vulgar.
What can I say? I would say, "Why are we so familiar? You don't need to thank me. Just invite me to dinner! " "
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