Tell a few cold jokes, 99 16 (beg)

1, a pair of twins who are still in their mother's belly are quarreling inside, and both want to go out first, because the first one will become their brother. At this moment, there was a voice,' Shh ...' They whispered,' Dad came in.' ...

2. A group of students from Wushu school will graduate soon. The teacher told them: "After going out, don't compete with economists, because they all have an invisible hand."

3. Go home, have dinner and have a soybean milk as a snack, and it will be 1 1 much.

Lying in bed, backache.

Let my wife tickle me with her feet and rub me with her legs, but she just doesn't want to move.

But you may be too tired to sleep.

/kloc-after 0/2 o'clock, I looked at the time with my mobile phone.

As soon as the screen lights up,

Immediately, a bitter voice floated over: would you rather play with your mobile phone than play with me? !

Have you met my new secretary? Yes, it's beautiful. To tell you the truth, she is a robot. Really? ! It's incredible. What can she do? A: Click on her left breast and she will take notes. Click on her right breast, and she will type at the speed of 185 letters per minute. If you are like her, hehe, it's more exciting than real people! That sounds great! But once I almost got hurt ... What happened? A: I didn't expect her ass to be a pencil sharpener!