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Impotence is the most pathetic.

I understand the common saying that "love is sad". Since then, my heart has been frozen, and no one can walk into my heart anymore. It's really hard to think about it, but I want to say that my body is "1" and everything else is "0". As long as I am healthy, there is no love and affection, friendship and ruthlessness.

I don't live in a big circle, so I don't have any stories of impotence friends to tell you. I'm in good health, and I've never caught fire halfway without lifting my gun. If you want to talk about impotence, talk about sex first. Although I have been ashamed to talk about sex for more than 30 years, this does not prevent me from talking about my "sexual journey" with you.

When I was a child, Fu Hancheng and I took a bath together. Adults stripped us naked and put us in a huge bathtub. At first, we sat opposite each other and threw water at each other. Later, we sat back to back and talked back from time to time. Later, we sat back to back, but all we had to do was put our legs out of the basin. Later, I stopped taking a shower with her. I even had to play in the hallway while she was taking a shower. My mother didn't tell me, "her!

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My sexual awakening was in junior high school. The biology teacher who just graduated from the university made the paramecium clear, told jokes and tongue twisters humorously, and rode through the campus on the 28-bar. In today's words, he is a "man like the wind", and I can't admire him more ... One day when the bell rang and he came late, we turned to the lesson of reproduction, and some moments appeared in the classroom. This made me realize that the content of this course was unusual ... I can't remember what the teacher said later, but I remember the outline clearly. It turns out that the place where that girl lives is like this, but I'm still confused about what it is like.

When I received sex education, I was already in high school. The source is a small book circulated among classmates. Because it was circulated so much, I didn't have a cover most of the time, and many pages were torn off. I didn't understand a lot, but after reading the book a hundred times, I finally understood the basic process of sex. In the meantime, I also had doubts. Do you really want to put that in a woman's body? ! Later, I contacted my physiological reaction when I was studying, and gradually became convinced that it should be like that. ...

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I can't help snickering when I write here. Yes, I should write about my first sexual experience. I am a science and engineering man and lack the ability to describe in detail. I can only tell you that I was nervous and shy at the beginning, I struggled at the beginning, I was full of passion in the middle, and finally I was caught off guard ... I didn't have time to understand it carefully, so I ended it hastily. I caught my breath. Don't I have to dwell on books and videos for a long time? It was my posture that was wrong, so I tried again. Then I tried too much, and I got it. All this is a lie!

Although I have lost my initial yearning now, I still want to be passionate in the depths. I thought about this question when I was ecstatic. What will happen if I fail one day? First of all, I'm ashamed. Although my wife comforted me that I might be too tired from work, the professor in his 80 s is still very happy, so why can't I do it ... Then I was surprised that I didn't have many hobbies, I was not very good at it, and what I used to be good at suddenly failed ... Then I struggled. Is this an accidental situation or an established reality? Then I got scared. If this is the case from now on, will I still wear a big green hat on my head? On second thought, couples can get married for a hundred days. She should have her own happiness. Don't drag her down. ...

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In reality, impotence is euphemistically called sexual dysfunction, but most of this disorder is difficult to cure, and there is no way to go to the hospital, and it is difficult to talk about it. Seeing this, I believe many people will think, what are the symptoms of impotence, and do I (he) have these conditions? There is no need to be ashamed of those who have doubts. After all, not everyone has studied medicine, and not everyone has the courage to seek medical advice in a big way for such a thing, otherwise there would not be so many small advertisements on telephone poles. So it is necessary for me to briefly introduce "impotence".

It happens to both men and women. Women exclude other factors, such as no desire or even disgust for sex, not wet, difficult to enter and so on. , thus affecting the progress of sexual life. It's just that women are generally in a passive position and are not easy to find. Although a small bottle of lubricant can solve physical problems to a great extent, it is difficult to eliminate psychological disinterest or even conflict, and it is difficult for women to get pleasure themselves. In this case, using lubricant to maintain the relationship with the other half is already the second best choice.

The characteristics of male impotence are obvious, such as not holding a gun and being prone to fire. Holding a gun in the sky to show respect is a kind of etiquette, so is a man, and the angle of holding a gun is positively related to this ability. The great man once said that "political power comes from the barrel of a gun." You can't carry a gun, so it's no use talking nonsense. Some people want to argue that many Japanese in the video are proficient in equipment. I can only say that you are narrow-minded and inexperienced. You have to learn from developed countries in Europe and America!

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Let's talk about fire. Many people want to guess again. How soon will it catch fire? How long will it take? I will do good things to the end, and I will popularize my knowledge today. There is no definite time in medicine. Generally speaking, it takes more than 2 minutes to pass the exam. I believe many people feel relieved when they see this place. _, please forgive me for expressing my appreciation for each other with a smiling face. When I first saw myself passing the exam, I was so pleased. Since it is not difficult to pass, some people have begun to pursue high scores. How long does it take to calculate the high score? Sorry, there are still no clear medical regulations @ _ #! However, it is by no means that some novels have been described for hours. These novels are banned by the state, which benefits the country and the people. Otherwise, you will judge yourself by this standard. The man bowed his head when he went out and said "hay hay" when he met. People who meet this standard are occasionally arrogant. In fact, this is an uncommon incompetence, with guns and no bullets.

After all, this article is not a popular science, nor can it cover all the symptoms, but I believe it is not difficult for you to understand the helplessness of impotence. This helplessness is not only helplessness, but also abnormal! Bitter words, vicious hearts and surly behaviors have almost been labeled as impotence in many film and television works. I won't help you review them one by one, such as Wei Zhongxian, the boss of the East Factory, Wang Wu, the pockmarked man in the Three Guns Surprise, and Mr. Liu, who is burning. These people look terrible, but when they are afraid, they are even sadder because they can't have morality. ...

Love is sad, and impotence is even more sad. If you don't agree with me, I can only say that I dare to be incompetent in love and you dare to be incompetent in personality!