A joke about MP5? Does anyone know?

1, joke about mp5-boss, do you have mp5?

MP3 died after four years of use. Patriot told me that your antique model has been discontinued for a long time, so it's better to replace it with MP4.

When you enter Hailong today, you must show that you are not a rookie, and profiteers specialize in killing rookie. I just ask some cutting-edge questions.

"Boss, do you have an MP5?"

The little boss hissed and dragged me across the hall to the back warehouse. "I have a relative who works in Guangzhou Customs ... but this kind of goods is not easy to handle. AK-47 is actually better. "

I had never heard of the model he said, so I bought an MP4. Which factory is the digital product of AK47? Never found out. But I found the picture of MP5 and found that the model of this machine is too big to be heard on the bus. Good thing I didn't buy it.

MP3 and MP4 are very popular now, and it is said that MP5 player has come out again. And submachine guns also have MP5. So a friend of mine made up such a joke.

In the following year, MP5 became very popular on campus. Many students have MP5 players. One day. A student with mental illness entered the school with an MP5 submachine gun (real guy). The student asked, "What is this?" He said, "MP5!" The students said, "Stop joking. How can MP5 be a gun? " He said: "There are two kinds of mp5: one is listening and watching, and the other is killing." Then point the gun at the students. A classmate who had a narrow escape ran into the headmaster's office and said, "headmaster, it's not good." Someone killed someone with MP5. " The headmaster said, "Psycho, MP5 is a player. How can it kill people? " The classmate said, "No, that's the MP5 submachine gun of HK company in Germany." The headmaster was shocked and immediately called 1 10: "Is this the public security bureau? Someone killed someone on campus with MP5! " The phone said, "Nerve, don't dial 1 10." The headmaster said with tears, "Someone entered the campus with an MP5 submachine gun and shot everywhere. Please come quickly. " There was a pause on the phone, and he said, OK. "Five minutes later, a large number of special police officers came to the school gate, and the captain of the special police officer shouted with a loudspeaker:" There are MP5 people inside, and you have been surrounded. Drop your weapon immediately. "The other students squatted down with their hands behind their heads and said," Don't catch me, don't catch me. I didn't break the law. "