Summarize 40 classic sentences about self-mockery

Self-deprecating classic sentence (I) 1. Forgive my indifference, I have no choice in the face of this world. .....

I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

As a female diaosi, my only pursuit is that people are thinner than cucumbers and their faces are thicker than soles.

4. I am single: I like a person; I like being alone now.

What we are pursuing is like a joke for a long time.

6. I can't give up, and I can't give up, because everyone's contribution will make me feel guilty, but it will also spur me to keep climbing, so that I can live up to these heavy entrustment.

7. Dear yourself, never embarrass yourself, such as not sleeping, not eating, being sad and blaming yourself. These are all things that fools do.

8. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

9. I just found out that after walking for so long, I was the only one who accompanied me to the end.

10. It turns out that God made you with the cheapest bone, so I forgive you. You don't have to blame yourself.

1 1. I have been wandering, but I have never seen the ocean.

12. Why do I love short hair? Because my long hair looks like a turtle swimming ashore, covered with a lot of seaweed.

13. If the exam rewards QB, then the country will become rich and strong immediately.

14. Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

15. History is always strikingly similar. I was single this time last year. Ha, this year, too.

16. It's no use being handsome before the law.

17. Being single for too long will really forget that you may have a girlfriend.

18. The inner desolation and despair cannot be erased by time.

19. Nothing is easy nowadays. I try to be the best dancer among the hosts and the best host among the dancers.

20. I looked at my yesterday and then lost my tomorrow.

Self-deprecating classic sentence (2)1. The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far away, but that our classmates are in different rooms.

22. Late at night, the Boeing 737 pilot came home and knocked at the door. The wife asked: Who? The pilot said humorously: 737 requesting landing! Suddenly a man in the room shouted: Roger that, 777 will take off immediately to make room for you!

23. Pedestrian: Look, he is bald himself and sells "hair restorer"! Bald head: Hey! Why do you talk like that? According to you, can't men sell "tattooed breasts"?

24. Don't talk to me about money and hurt your feelings; Don't talk to me about feelings either, it hurts money!

25. There are more than 1000 traditional cross talks. After our efforts, there are still 400 yuan left …

26. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of education, I have finally been successfully cultivated into a mediocrity!

27. I blame myself for not hugging you from behind and saying, "I still love you, stay."

28. My family's remark that I study hard is the most depressing self-reproach.

29. I often ask myself why I am more and more tolerant of vulgarization of culture. I often console myself. Maybe I have become tolerant as I get older, but now it seems that I am really degenerating.

30. Live well, and every day there is a new blow.

3 1. What I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.

Since I became shit, no one dared to step on my head again.

I can't let go until you stick the knife in my heart.

34. Single reason: I liked a person originally; I like being alone now.

35. Don't be infatuated with elder sister. I take off my makeup and make you vomit blood.

36. I don't even know how to laugh. Who are you to cry? -Feng

37. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

38. To love someone who doesn't love himself, even if he has given everything, including his life, he will be moved, grateful and guilty at most.

39. Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my legs and didn't even find a copper coin.

40. If you finally get tired of me, you must come and tell me, and don't alienate me without saying a word. I am too worried about being swayed by considerations of gain and loss, so I am afraid that I have done something wrong, and then I will fall into infinite imagination and self-blame. If you are still thinking about your mutual affection, just put down your so-called face and tell me that you are tired. After you let me know all the ins and outs, I will let you go without delay or nostalgia.

Summarize 40 humorous sentences expressing narcissism.

Humorous sentences expressing narcissism 1. Before you come near me, you should think clearly that there is nothing but handsome me.

2. Now I am, you love to ignore me. Remember. In the future, you can't afford me.

3. The electric fan is man's best friend. I asked the electric fan if I was ugly. The fan shook its head silently all night.

4. Even the questions in my exam are like this: Question: Make the most handsome appearance, A: Don't do it, now it is, Question: Make the ugliest appearance, A: Don't do it, no matter how you do it, it won't be ugly.

I really envy you that there is a handsome and witty me in your friend list.

6. Despair in life is just to add a little hope in despair and become more desperate.

7. I treat you as a friend one by one, but you treat me as a goddess.

8. Never talk to your wife about your ex-girlfriend. It is a lie to say that you are not angry!

9. Life is a mobile person, and death is a mobile soul. Is it impossible for me to die with Unicom?

10. Me: well-proportioned, handsome, big-eyed, absolutely beautiful, bold and charming in complexion, strong in body, strong in arms, soft outside and rigid inside, docile in wildness and dissolute in depression. I am simply a role model for men and a gospel for women ~

1 1. A man was so handsome that he alarmed the local authorities, which reported it to the central emergency meeting and awarded the most handsome medal!

12. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me beautiful and lovely behind my back. Are you bored? Like no one knows.

13. I planted a girlfriend in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

14. Don't make me wait, because you know I will wait for you.

15. I am really bored to death. Why am I so beautiful? Really annoying

16. I took a beautiful photo of myself today. It's really beautiful.

17. I am like this, and I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for being ungrateful. My style is limited edition.

18. Farting is the best way to verify whether love is transformed into affection.

19. Everyone will be hurt when growing up. We have just set sail and must learn to be strong.

20. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo.

Humorous sentences expressing narcissism 2 1. Don't talk, feel my handsomeness with your heart.

22. No matter how personalized my signature is, I can't sign the sadness in my heart!

23. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, and I am handsome and casual.

24. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, I am beautiful and I am casual.

25. I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world!

26. Don't be infatuated with elder brother. Brother is just a legend. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

27. If being too handsome is a crime, then I will!

28. Brain cells began to rebel and get out of control.

29. The child's words are unscrupulous. What they blurted out was unthinking, and what they outlined was a full-fledged but affectionate ID.

30. Just now, a handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I slowly put down the mirror until my hands were tired.

3 1. One day, the star asked me out to play. Suddenly, a tiger appeared in the Woods. Instead of chasing others, the tiger chased Andy Lau, always chasing him. Andy Lau is missing. As soon as the tiger turned around and saw me handsome and cool, he pushed me forward and laughed. "Don't think I don't know you because you have become more handsome, little one?

32. People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.

33. I hope you can grab my collar and be domineering, even arrogant, and tell me that those snacks are all for me.

34. Some people are alive, but they are dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

35.what are you doing? I'm looking in the mirror. Then why did you close your eyes? I'm watching me sleep.

36. I have no shortcomings, but my biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.

37. Countless people envy and hate my charm. I know that every time I go to the street, countless girls will be attracted by my enchanting and handsome face, shining angel aura and temperament from the inside out.

38. You can be infatuated with me because I have no sister-in-law.

39. "Why are you so short?" "because I have been in the mini!"

There are deep self-deprecating sentences in men's circle of friends.

There are two reasons for the emergence of leftover women: first, no one looks down on them; Second, no one despises it.

2. Learn to learn and you will find that God has closed the window of English, closed the door of mathematics, blocked the drain pipe of physics and blocked the sewer of chemistry for you.

Don't blame yourself for being too emotional. You are just too worthless to let go of someone who doesn't love you.

4. Prosperity and tranquility. After all, some people will gradually forget about burial and drift away. Some stories will eventually become blurred. Who gave the little pendant on the wall to the person I loved the most? Sometimes I dare not think, just want to forget.

When tasting this sour taste, the only thing we can do is to blame ourselves: if I wear that dress more often, if I have enough courage to tell him … how happy it will be.

6. No three no four ages, concerned parents and unlovable girls.

7. Why do I love short hair? Because my long hair looks like a turtle swimming ashore, and it is covered with a lot of seaweed.

8. I am actually an angel. The reason why I stay on the earth is because of my weight.

No one knows what happened, but it did happen. I don't remember what happened, I only remember who you are. Please forgive me if I have offended you, hurt you or embarrassed you! If you have ever offended me, hurt me or embarrassed me, please don't feel guilty. I forgot all about it, and I won't remember it again. I just hope to be nice to you, because I won't come again in my next life. We won't meet again, even if we don't know each other.

10. I hope you don't follow the clouds to the distance like the wind that causes all kinds of waves here.

1 1. People can't hang themselves on a tree, but try to die several times on several nearby trees.

12. Friend, I want to thank you for betraying me and making me naive. My partner, I want to thank you, thank you for choosing others, and let me lose my kindness. My enemy, I want to thank you. Thank you for losing to me and making me arrogant. My family, I want to thank you, thank you for being eccentric, and let me have a cold shoulder. My world, I want to thank you in particular, thank you for giving me a desperate world, so that I can never trust anyone again.

13. I loved a girl, and we were entangled together for a long time. Every day, we have to bicker and fight and drink salt soda together. Until one day she suddenly left without leaving a word. On the day of parting, I felt guilty. I know it's a mistake for him to be around me, because I can't give her the happiness she wants. Maybe it was a mistake for her to leave, but he must choose one to tell himself which mistake is more worth making.

14. I want to tell you about my childhood experience, but I can't find the opportunity; Behind my countless silences, I wanted to wait for your voice to ask, so I was embarrassed. When I think about it later, it's not that I don't have a chance, but that you don't want to hear and know.

15. Clothes, incense, temples and shadows are the endless luxury and prosperity of the upper class, and it is difficult to tell whether things are warm or cold.

16. Every time you dig out his Weibo, you want to know all his past. You're not jealous, you're just sad and affectionate. He never gave it to you.

17. My friends, they all say that at first glance, I have a long time to use. Actually, I don't take advantage at all. If you don't believe me, I might as well take a closer look.

18. Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

19. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

20. Don't blame the dog for looking like a steamed stuffed bun!

There is a deep self-mockery in a man's circle of friends. Suddenly, I found that all my future plans have the same beginning: when I get rich.

22. Being alive has become a burden, laughing has become a ridiculous role, and I have lost my way, leaving only my shadow and me.

23. You have to wait and wait, even if you lose the harvest, you should always keep it.

24. If there is providence in love, nothing can separate us. No matter how rough it is, as long as we are happy, I want to wait for you in the afterlife. Happy birthday, dear!

25. My heart is full of sunshine, and the place where the sun shines is desolate.

26. After experiencing prosperity, glory is added to the body, fame and fortune is the crown, and power is the scepter. Who knows the loneliness behind me?

27. I made a mistake ... this remorse in my heart! I completely forgot the most important point.

28. I am single: I like a person; I like being alone now.

29. Some roads still need to be taken by yourself, and no one needs to accompany them; In some scenes, you can only move yourself, but not others. What's done is done, and blaming yourself won't help.

30. People I like don't like me, and people I don't like don't like me even more.

3 1. What's wrong? Yeah, so what? That's it for me!

32. Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin.

33. Some things are not that I don't care, but what if I care.

34. I am not single I have a girl with a hard disk.

35. It's natural to leave. Everyone is a passer-by. The footprints left by passers-by in life constitute beautiful memories and ourselves. Parting and reunion are constant scenes in life. If you get used to it, you will no longer be sad.

36. There are four kinds of income: hard work is not allowed, more work is less, less work is more, and no work is crazy. Fortunately, I am the second kind!

37. 12 You exist to prove to us that the world is big and there are miracles everywhere! !

38. My family's remark that I study hard is the most depressing self-blame.

39. Facing the people in front of me, I want to cross and be smart. I know you're watching. It's fake. ...

40. When I am pursuing Happyness, I am afraid that I am not at home, so I am always at home.

Men's circle of friends has a deep self-deprecating sentence 3 4 1. Learn to think in impetuousness, so that you can know where to go in the noise; Learn to blame yourself in the summary, so as to know how to surpass in success; Learn to be silent in eloquence, no one wants to listen to your noise; Learn to turn around in the face of despair. Huashan is not the road under your feet. Learn to let go, as long as you can go further; Learn to persist, as long as there is an idea in your heart. Learn to listen to your soul when running.

42. The "white-collar" paid his salary today, paid the rent, utilities, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, felt the money left in his pocket and sighed: Alas! This month's salary is white-collar again!

43. Time has not cured you, but your own strength and efforts have cured you.

44. Two ramshackle houses; Someone who speaks with a southern accent and a northern accent.

There are many excellent men and beautiful women in the world, but there is only one feeling that belongs to you. Never change your love because of other people's eyes, never lose yourself because of living in other people's eyes, and never be too greedy, otherwise you will lose something that you will regret for a lifetime.

46. Don't be silly. One person's efforts will never determine the relationship between two people. If you are not the one who sleeps with you, you can't be your sweetheart.

47. Faith can only be meaningful if it is trampled.

48. When people face happiness, they will suddenly become timid. In fact, it takes more courage to grasp happiness than to endure pain.

I don't even have a life. Where can I have an emotional life?

50. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life. Even the shadow will leave you when there is no light.

5 1. How can you listen to some words, even if you don't want to believe your toes?

52. You are not worried that no one will love you, but that no one will love you the way you want. In the end, you will find that your worry is right: no one can love you the way you want, except yourself. zhang defen

53. I love you for a whole period of time, from ignorance to maturity, from impulse to silence. Thank you for giving me empty happiness.

54. Forget the time that once existed, which once belonged to your future.

55. I am willing to hold the hand of this person around me for the rest of my life. If there is really a God on the top of your head, please witness that I will give everything I have just to give her my true feelings.

56. I always feel like mud, and when it rains, it becomes mushy.

57. There are many roads to success, not just going to college. You can choose the road that suits you according to the actual situation of yourself and your family. As long as you work hard and study, you will definitely become a strong person in life.

58. Even if love makes me fall down again, scars should be a kind of pride.

59. It is said that in front of the person you like, your IQ will get lower. Am I in love with the math teacher?

60. I hope that class will be over and school will be closed. My goal has always been persistent.

Men's circle of friends has a deep self-deprecating sentence 4 6 1. I am not only lucky, but also have a pair of good athlete's foot!

62. Look at yourself on weighing scale. How dare you call it my mother's sweet little cotton-padded jacket? It's like a military coat!

63. My life can be summed up in nine words: I can do whatever I want with my salary, and my salary is naturally cool.

64. Without you by my side, my heart is more sad than heartache.

65. I hope I die of old age, and I don't want to bow my head. Car dust and clues show things, and wine is hidden in snuff. If the revealer is compared to a hermit, one is underground and the other is in heaven. If we compare Hua San to horses and chariots, I will have no leisure.

Don't loiter in the dormitory until all your roommates go to bed, otherwise you will be regarded as a dog.

67. I have made up my mind to start an internet company when I grow up. The name is "Muer" and it will thunder.

68. Don't talk to me about money and hurt your feelings; Don't talk to me about feelings either, it hurts money!

69. In the poker game of life, God deals cards and we play cards ourselves.

70. I didn't expect that my white hair would be longer when I grew up.

7 1. Invisible scars are the most painful, and tears that can't flow out are the most sour.

72. It's a joke to discover the lofty aspirations of the past now.

73. I refuse to obey anyone when I am drunk, so I hold the wall.

74. I will eventually delete what I try to leave behind.

The greatest shame and distress is when you can't defend what you love and live for.

76. I will probably never fall in love with anyone again in this life, because there is no skin for love at first sight and no patience for long-term love.

77. If you are in love, you will cry every day and be unhappy. You have to stop and ask yourself whether you found someone or an onion.

78. We are often deceived by what we cling to; We are often hurt by whom we attach ourselves. So we should learn to let go, look down on everything, don't care, don't care, right or wrong doesn't matter. Whatever you lose, don't lose a good mood. Grasp your heart and make it clean, white and quiet. Letting go is not equal to giving up, and persistence is not equal to persistence.

79. I look forward to your forgiveness with regret. This kind of waiting is a kind of pain, and forgetting is also a kind of pain, but I don't know what to do. This is a more tormenting pain.

Classic summary of handwritten newspaper sentences about respecting the old and loving the young

Handwritten newspaper's classic sentence about respecting the old and loving the young (I) 1. Citizens respect the elderly and the community is full of spring; Villagers respect the elderly and build civilized villages; Daughter-in-law respects the elderly and likes to submit it to her mother's door; Every family respects the elderly and the society is warmer.

In front of children, parents should be good at hiding all their happiness. bacon

The whole mystery of educational skills lies in how to take care of children. Suhomlinski

Filial piety is the first of all virtues. -The author is: * Old saying

It is the greatest honor for the elderly to enjoy the prosperity of the country, improve their quality of life and enjoy peace and prosperity.

6. In the year of parents, you should know that one is happy and the other is afraid. -"The Analects of Confucius, Li Ren Si"

7. Today's filial piety is that it can be raised. As for dogs and horses, you can keep them. Disrespect, why not? -"The Analects of Confucius is the second king"

8. Respect your in-laws, just like your biological parents; Love your uncle more than your brothers and sisters.

9. Be filial to your parents. Respecting the elderly means respecting your own future.

10. Zhu Dexiao comes first. -China's ancient famous saying

1 1. Only by respecting the elderly can we respect the elderly, and respecting the elderly means respecting ourselves.

12. Father's kindness and maternal love will never be forgotten, and respect for the elderly will last forever.

13. What one loves can be done. What you hate is what you want to go.

14. Mencius' theory of "providing for the aged" advocates respecting the elderly, which is the traditional virtue of our Chinese nation. Shiyi has gone from Mr. Kong traveling around the world in an ox cart to shouting for his benevolent policies, and today people can build atomic bombs and space shuttles. From the long pavilion in the post station to the short pavilion or bonfire of the theater princes, from the smoke in the desert on the beacon tower in Qin Changcheng to the Internet haunted by the class teacher's notes and the bobbin door, this human being has only made great progress! However, this long-standing tradition of respecting the elderly has been neglected in the noise of the market.

15. Treat your parents as you want your children to treat you. -Author: Isokrates.

16. Elephants are invisible, loud and silent, and love is silent. Parents' great love is often unspeakable, and children should be careful.

17. Be careful when going in and out of support, and don't be tired of serving day and night.

18. Be filial today and filial tomorrow.

19. Being a son stops at filial piety; Being a father stops at kindness.

20. Nothing can replace a mother. -Ba Jin

The classic handwritten newspaper sentence about respecting the old and loving the young (part two) 2 1. Ten criteria for a mature man. Pay attention to commitment. Second, don't talk big. 3. knowledgeable and reserved. 4. Be broad-minded. Fifth, it is not self-centered. Have the courage to admit mistakes. 7. Strong will. Eight clean and tidy. Respect the old and love the young. Ten have hobbies.

22. Do a good job in aging, develop the cause of aging, and promote social stability.

23. Respect the elderly, help them live in harmony, and have a beautiful world and a civilized society.

24. For the sake of children, my actions must be very gentle and cautious.

Respecting the old and loving the young is the traditional virtue of our Chinese nation, especially in September. The Double Ninth Festival is a festival for us to honor the elderly. I sincerely wish the elderly in the world a happy holiday!

26. For the sake of children, my actions must be very gentle and cautious. Marx

27. Respecting and loving the elderly is a concrete manifestation of the superiority of socialism and an important symbol of the civilization and progress of human society.

28. In the year of parents, you should know that one is happy and the other is afraid. -"The Analects of Confucius, Li Ren Si"

29. Don't teach your parents to suffer, but leave them alone.

30. I am old and people are old; Young people, young people, young people. -Author: Mencius

3 1. relatives who are slow are disrespectful. -History of the Three Kingdoms Shu Wei

32. Respect is better than three sacrifices. -Author: Zhi Yu

33. The traditional Chinese virtue is "respecting the old and loving the young", not "relying on the old and selling the old".

34. Ten thousand classics, filial piety comes first.

35. If you hold your relatives back, it is disrespectful to them.

36. Confucius said: filial piety, the classics of heaven, the meaning of the earth, and the trip of people. Kangxi

37. Beating is used to educate children, but it is similar to that of apes to educate their offspring. -Author: makarenko

38. The whole mystery of educational skills lies in how to take care of children.

39. Put wings on my missing, let him fly to your side, put a radar on my care, detect your mood at any time, and send my sincere greetings when you need care most. Happy Double Ninth Festival.

40. An ancient family is like a treasure; Respect and love the old, always remember.