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Ginger joke
It is said that during the Qianlong period, the 60th birthday of Qianlong's life is approaching. In the Qing dynasty, even the emperor paid attention to his birthday, and even the people had manners. Therefore, ministers have racked their brains for this birthday and tried their best to crush Qianlong's preferences, one for happiness and the other for promotion.
So Xiao Shenyang was the first to show that Qianlong was young, so he sent a jade horse discovered in the Western Regions. This jade horse is extremely rare in the customs, but it is an authentic Hetian jade that is rare in the contemporary world. After careful carving by skilled craftsmen outside the customs, it is of great value and significance.
However, Xiao Shenyang, who had been waiting for Yan Long's great joy, never imagined that before Gan Long could speak, he was lifted up by hostile ministers: "My Lord, since this treasure is priceless, did you get the money from the internal affairs office and a college student?"
Little Shenyang is speechless with this question. You said the answer, didn't you? Although the officials of the Manchu civil and military officials, including Qianlong, turned a blind eye to his greed, you said no, as if you missed another good opportunity, and finally ate this yabakui and led the war in Liuyong.
Later, when ministers met Liu Yong, they were even more ironic, because other ministers were blocked about the treasure, and they sneaked in and stole it for fear that others would know. When he arrived, he took a whole barrel of ginger to the temple. Originally, when the officials of the civil and military were going to see a joke, they didn't dare to laugh in the hall, just holding back their internal injuries.
Even Gan Long asked curiously, "What treasures did our officials and ministers bring for my birthday today?"
"When I went home, I sent a bucket of ginger, wishing the holy family a long life and national unity." With simple but elegant frugal Lu Yong dequeue replied.
"What the hell?"
A moment ago, the ministers who were whispering "tut-tut" suddenly woke up. Darling, Liu Yong, a scholar in the official department and Tijen Pavilion, is still dull?
It's really "a bucket of water awakens the dreamer". After listening to it, congratulations to Gan Long for smiling instantly.
"You see, this is my good love."
Other ministers also thought, "Why didn't I think of this idea? Alas, it's late, it's late! I am waiting for you! "
Of course, this story is only in Prime Minister Liu, so you can read it, but you can't take it seriously. It is not so exaggerated in actual history.
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