What did the ingenious birthday poem do?

Ji Xiaolan in Qing Dynasty was a knowledgeable and humorous man, who often made some surprising and funny things.

One year, Zhao Hanlin's wife celebrated her eightieth birthday. Zhao Hanlin has a good relationship with Ji Xiaolan and invited him. Ji Xiaolan also went.

When he came to Zhao's house, he found that there were so many people celebrating his birthday. Of course, many people came, either big officials or local prestigious gentry.

Zhao Hanlin knew that Ji Xiaolan knew everything, so he waited early in the morning to write a birthday poem for the old lady when he came.

When I arrived at Zhao's house, I couldn't help calling the servant to the study.

When Zhao Hanlin saw it, he fell to the ground and said, "It's a great honor for you to be an official, but I have one thing to ask. You must not refuse it. "

Ji Xiaolan said, "The prince of Zhao wants money, power and power. How many things are impossible in the world? Master Zhao, don't make fun of me. "

Zhao Hanlin said, "Only Master Ji can really do this. The old lady wants to ask Master Ji to write a birthday poem for her eightieth birthday. I don't know if Uncle Ji can make my humble abode shine and make the old lady happy? "

He said with a smile: "Zhao's adult has always known that my old age is an undisciplined person. I don't know how to speak and write. I'm afraid I can't do it! "

Zhao Hanlin Zheng in my heart, thinking that this person really despises it, and won't really make a joke. Last time even the emperor dared to joke, so stop it. But on second thought, he is a man of status and smart. Even if he likes joking, he will never mess around, so he smiled and said, "If Ji's adult is not here, it won't be bad to write it as long as Ji's adult is willing to nod. If Ji's writing is not good, what good will there be in the world? "

Ji Xiaolan said, "You'd better trust Master Zhao. Don't be surprised if you can't write well in the future. "

Zhao Hanlin was overjoyed and rushed to ask the servant to set the table, spread paper and grind ink.

When the guests heard that Ji, a contemporary master, was willing to write a birthday poem for Mrs. Zhao, they all gathered around to watch.

See Ji Xiaolan eyes, dipped in thick ink, pen gently shake, "brush brush" write down seven characters:

This woman is not a person.

They were shocked, and Zhao Hanlin was even more flustered.

Ji Xiaolan ignored them and wrote some:

The goddess of nine days came to earth.

Everyone just breathed a sigh of relief and smiled.

Zhao Hanlin also secretly patted his chest with his hand.

Next, Ji Xiaolan wrote the third sentence:

Give birth to a son to be a thief.

Everyone looked at each other and said, this is too much. In front of Zhao Hanlin, you always have to leave him a face.

Zhao Hanlin flushed, just don't know what to do, I saw Ji Xiaolan's fourth sentence has been written:

Long-lived mother who steals flat peaches

People on the side saw this scene and screamed loudly.

Zhao Hanlin's face turned red and white. It turns out that this is an allusion. There is a saying in The Story of Hanwu: "A short man named Dong Fangshuo came out of the East and said,' The Queen Mother planted peaches at the age of three thousand. This is a bad boy who stole them three times.' "

It means that once, Du Dong gave a dwarf to Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. It is said that this dwarf is very powerful. He knows astronomy above and geography below, and everything in the world knows everything. As soon as he saw Dong Fangshuo, he shouted, "Oh, there you are! The peach trees planted by the Queen Mother only bear peaches once every three thousand years. You have stolen it three times and gave it to your mother! "

This is obviously a deceptive story. Maybe he learned that Dong Fangshuo was the favorite minister of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty, so he took this opportunity to kiss up to Dong Fangshuo: on the one hand, Dong Fangshuo lived a long life, on the other hand, he was complimented as a dutiful son.

Later, it was widely believed that Dong Fangshuo stole Xiantao, and that's how he came.

Comparing Zhao Hanlin to Dong Fangshuo in the Han Dynasty means praising him as a dutiful son.