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Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three most commonly used words for students at school?
Jimmy: I don't know? I don't know ...
Teacher: Correct.
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Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words that students often use at school?
Jimmy: Don't know?
Teacher: That's right.
Who do you think you are?
The bus was so crowded that when another person wanted to get on, the passengers refused to get on? Don't let him on the boat.
? It's too crowded. They shouted. ? Who do you think you are?
? I am a driver. ? He said.
Who do you think you are?
The bus is so crowded that when another person wants to get on, the passengers won't let him on.
? The bus is too crowded. They shouted,? Who do you think you are?
? I'm the driver! ? He said.
Buy a video tape
Amos asked his mother if they could have a video recorder.
"Me? I'm afraid we can? "I can't afford it," his mother sighed.
But the next day Amos came in, and he was staggered by a brand-new video recorder.
"How on earth did you pay?" His mother panted.
"Relax, Mom." Amos replied, "I sold the TV!" "
Buy a video recorder
Amos asked his mother if they could buy a video recorder.
? I'm afraid we can't afford it yet. Mom said with a sigh.
But when Amos came back the next day, he staggered with a brand-new video recorder.
? Where on earth did you get the money to buy this thing? Mother was surprised and gasped.
? Mom, it's simple. Aymans replied. ? I sold the TV set! "
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